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The end times are here bretheren! Dead for Drifters!
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AdmiralDovolski
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2015-03-19 20:04:56 UTC
My fellow capsuleers! It is time we prepare for our true overlords to return to the space we live in and claim what is theirs!

I speak of course of the massive amounts of biomass that all true pilots should have stored away in your hangers. Take these fleshy offerings to your nearest circadian sleeper lair, and place them on the great altar! It is only through sacrifice and offering that we may perhaps make it through these end times!

The blood raiders were right correct in their predictions, only the capsuleers blood is considered pure enough for our new lords and masters! The purity of your flesh is determined by the quality of the implants in it!

Go out brothers and sisters! Go out and make a great offering to those who wait in wormholes! No amount is too much, no amount is too little! Repent and offer your sincerest apologies to our new lords and masters!

Go out and spread destruction, because for every pod you kill you can bring another corpsicle to the new overlords, and rejoice in knowing that you are helping out in a higher purpose!



If you fear this perilous journey (as you should, for our lords are powerful indeed), then please make haste and find a trusted someone you know to place the sacrifice at the jovian listening posts for you!
Tuttomenui II
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2015-03-19 20:17:22 UTC
Another space preacher, this should be fun to watch.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#3 - 2015-03-19 20:19:01 UTC
That's it. Im trolling the RP subforums.


Turnabout is fair play.


Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#4 - 2015-03-19 20:27:00 UTC
AdmiralDovolski wrote:
My fellow capsuleers! It is time we prepare for our true overlords to return to the space we live in...

Aren't your true overlords Overload Everything?
Raza Locuta
Guardians Incorporated
Cynosural Field Theory.
#5 - 2015-03-19 21:28:18 UTC
I, for one, Welcome our new space frankensteined Overlords
PhantomMajor
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2015-03-19 21:50:23 UTC
Can I bring milk and cookies, like I do for santa claus and his reindeer at Xmas?
Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#7 - 2015-03-19 21:53:43 UTC
Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne, etc etc.

Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
Alli Ginthur
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#8 - 2015-03-19 22:10:12 UTC
Wait... so all those sacrifices of shuttles and corpses at the sun in wspace to Bob, they weren't merely for good luck, Bob saw a purpose for those sacrificed corpses. Bob has willed the drifters to spread his religion to all of New Eden, and make believers of not just those who brave Anoikis, but every capsuleer in existence! All praise Bob's return!
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#9 - 2015-03-19 22:15:56 UTC
*rings bell*

Bring out your dead!

*rings bell*

Bring out your dead!

i plan on keeping mine

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Niobe Song
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2015-03-19 22:16:50 UTC
Eve is dying.


Literally.
Hippinse
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2015-03-19 22:31:08 UTC
Zoë wrote:
"If they take the ship, they'll **** us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order. "

Nicolai Serkanner
Incredible.
Brave Collective
#12 - 2015-03-19 23:15:30 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
*rings bell*

Bring out your dead!

*rings bell*

Bring out your dead!

i plan on keeping mine


I am not dead yet.

Yes you are!
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#13 - 2015-03-19 23:22:49 UTC
Nicolai Serkanner wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
*rings bell*

Bring out your dead!

*rings bell*

Bring out your dead!

i plan on keeping mine


I am not dead yet.

Yes you are!

Just lie down you'l be dead in a minuet

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Godfrey Silvarna
Arctic Light Inc.
Arctic Light
#14 - 2015-03-19 23:46:51 UTC
I am immensely confused about what do they need bodies for. Flesh is weak.

Give me a CPU for a brain and a ship for a body and I'll give you all my current and future clones in exchange.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#15 - 2015-03-20 00:33:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Unsuccessful At Everything
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Nicolai Serkanner wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
*rings bell*

Bring out your dead!

*rings bell*

Bring out your dead!

i plan on keeping mine


I am not dead yet.

Yes you are!

Just lie down you'l be dead in a minuet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs Big smile

It needed to be posted again.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Jenshae Chiroptera
#16 - 2015-03-20 02:14:49 UTC
Go forth in your rookie ships and sacrifice each other!
It is the most efficient way to give bodies to the Drifters!

(I would so want to swarm Rookie ships into Drifters in enemy space if it meant they were flooded with so many NPCs they couldn't handle it all) Twisted

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#17 - 2015-03-20 02:52:08 UTC
Yet another day in the carnival of degenerates.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#18 - 2015-03-20 03:05:18 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Yet another day in the carnival of degenerates.



Ah.. so its like a murder of crows, a herd of elephants or a band of gorillas. I always wondered what a degenerate congregation was called, and now we know.. a carnival.


Everyday I learn something new here in General Discussion.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Reislier
#19 - 2015-03-20 03:18:02 UTC
it is important to wash your produce

Be nice. If nice not work, be civil. If civil not work, beat with iron pipe till bloody and still.
2Sonas1Cup
#20 - 2015-03-20 03:56:59 UTC
Ok
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