Intergalactic Summit

Derailer? Sir i am insulted as i am a honest to Mens Reppola CEO of a Totally legit and not at all a strange and bizarre arms manufacturer that makes cutting edge Weapons and Blenders for glorious Consumers like yourself ( i assume you are a consumer)

Did i also forget to mention that The Nova Knfie Blender™ is now 40% off for the next 20 minutes?! Talk about savings so you should totally go and buy that...


**** i am sorry did i just try to pitch a deal on m products in someone Else's thread? I am so sorry...But you do know the Nova knife ble- NO! Almost did it again...Stopped myself


Also i would like to say that whatever i post on IGS does not and should not EVER reflect onto I-RED ideologies and goals

If the good guys fail to stop the Sebiestor Informorphic Seeker Replicants from blowing up the star, how bad will that be for people who don't know where Eram is?

I'm not even sure what people are talking about in this thread anymore.

-Eran

But is this like Le Davinchy Identique, where Maximilian Craineum marches in to the ready room and all the Black Eagles salute and Monsieur President says "tell it to me straight, Maximilian" and Maximilian says "Monsieur President, we have twenty four hours to resolve this situation before thirty billion tattooed faces look up to the heavens and scream out as common men in unison: 'why have you forsaken us, our ancestors!?'" Hey! I have a tattoo! I got it when I was an exchange student in Hedion.

I petition for forgiveness! Actually, Maximillian Craineum should have won an award for his icy cool performance in Le Davinchy Identique. I therefore also petition the Senate to consider the unkind treatment that titan of Gallente artistic expression (and his remarkable twelve pack) has endured at the hands of the petty bourgeois charlatans who march around telling everyone what is love.

But still, is it going to be a big explosion? About how big? As my fifth girlfriend was fond of saying whenever she was in a mood, or shopping, or more or less all the time: "The size, it is important!" Will it reach Verge Vendor? I guess that's really what matters.

Perhaps a degree of prudence would not be a bad thing.

It might be a good idea to prepare for mass evacuations of the local populace - at least have ships on standby.

And it might be good if we of the militia started regular patrols of the area to make sure certain undesirables were kept away.

Right! A paper trail! Or hacking. Like the Operation: Gris Incroyabul series starring Quafe celebrity endorser Etienne de la Crux! Particularly O:GI VIII. That lined up with girlfriend eight. Incroyabul! Somebody who knew somebody got us in to the first screening at Tower Fifty Four Summit Dome Virtuplex. I wore my best Luminaire half sock matched with a Fall dinner jacket.

In O:GI VIII, Etienne de la Crux faces off against notorious Cartel Commander Malthus Goldenwing - an Amarrian madman whose left arm was surgically replaced with a golden wing after his Machariel was blown up in O:GI III. It blocks projectiles and cuts people's heads off. How awesome is that!?

The One Wing Angel builds a "resort community" for decadent politicians and captains of industry called Skycloud Summer Palace.

Skycloud Summer Palace floats in the atmosphere of a beautiful blue gas giant. Any desire can be satisfied (at great price) by the Cartel's network of slavery, prostitution, and narcotics. Obsidian Eagle Etienne de la Crux poses as a Senator's chief of staff to infiltrate Skycloud Summer Palace and investigate tax evasion. But Goldenwing has other things in mind.

He wants to dig up "Mother Eve" and usher in an age of perpetual darkness. He's found things on one of the gas giant's ice moons. While excavating those things, the One Wing Angel uncovers a village of immortal Yan Jungian Assassins! Well, his gold feathers aren't enough to save him from the ninja techniques of reawakened ancients, let me tell you! Ironically chopped into pieces, the last thing we see is his wing mechanism sinking pitifully into the dark beneath the moon's fractured ice cover.

Meanwhile, the Yan Jungian Assassins have the ability to take over people's minds by implanting iconic control paradigms between neural pathways. Of course!

After taking over several of the powerful people playing in Sykcloud Summer Palace, the Yan Jungian Clan gains access to the Federation's entertainment backbone. They start building a transmission mechanism to hijack the backbone and implant the entire population with their devious iconic neural controls!

De la Crux figures out what the Yan Jungian Assassin Clan is up to, and the fight is on.

Battle disrupts Skycloud Summer Palace's stabilization mechanisms. A hundred an fifty kilometers of sparkling sapphire phallic symbol starts falling. That super famous diva's signature masterpiece plays for this scene. While "the sky is falling," de la Crux desperately tries to hack the transmission core to prevent the Yan Jungian message from getting out. His fleet of personal micro drones battles assassins in skin tight plastic body armor on falling blocks. De la Crux stops the transmission, but is certain to perish in the boiling liquid hydrogen ocean beneath the gas giant's beautiful blue clouds!

His transgender ace sidekick, Solo Octane, comes flying through the debris in a hover cloud super plane with totally awesome retro sky captain goggles and long scarf. She catches de la Crux on her wing, and they fly off through the clouds to have sex.

Cut to darkness. A shape. It's just Goldenwing, everybody thinks. Of course he survived! But then we see another shape and another. It's the Yan Jungian Assassin Clan swimming up through liquid hydrogen like immortal super alien space dolphins!

Maybe the movie is, like, totally real. An Amarrian madman excavated a village of Yan Jungian Analysts on an ice moon, and they are the ones trying to turn Site One into a weapon complex to destroy Mankind - or at least take over everyone's brain with iconic neural pathway pathogens! Just like what happened to that Caldari traitor guy!

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I forgot the petition! I'm sorry! Don't hurt me! I petition the Senate to... send Etienne de la Crux to Site One so that he and Solo Octane can stop the Yan Jungian Assassins from taking over our minds like they did with the Caldari traitor scientist!

No, no the Yan Jungian Assassins manipulated brains by implanting iconic symbols, like you know that floating green hieroglyphic stuff that means "hacking," into people. The symbols mean something to us even if we don't know what they mean. But the Yan Jungians know. Of course, the icons might be delivered using ions... I never thought of that!

There are ions everywhere!

Wow, I tried reading it all n' it makes no sense to me either, Mista Egivand.

And I like holovision series and movies too, still no clue. But I ain't that smart anyway.

Dunno what else to say. Hope I don't get in trouble... you just never know recently.

This is a B-movie, isn't it? Some kind of B-movie with cult following?