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Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#81 - 2015-02-26 01:43:30 UTC
We will go to war again my friend. When I dec your organization it wont be as you expect. Start preparing.

Subsparx wrote:
I find this entire thread highly amusing considering that you war-decced my alliance because you lost your ship, which was neutral to my alliance, then threatened to pursue combat with people in my alliance if I didn't comply to giving blues to your corporation. You try strong-arming people yourself, yet when it happens to you it results in a forum post?


The war dec will come, and it wont go as planned. :)
Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#82 - 2015-02-26 01:46:06 UTC
Destiny Corrupted wrote:
Because this is EVE, where those who fight smartly are cowards and hypocrites, and those who refuse to fight entirely are full of integrity and are the most honorable warriors of all.


this statement is not true.
Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#83 - 2015-02-26 01:48:30 UTC
Aaron eVega wrote:
Don't make me start linking kbs.... careful who you talk **** to.


Careful who you threaten, they may be on a different level than you realize.
Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#84 - 2015-02-26 01:54:21 UTC
RolandoooEvoX wrote:
http://i.gyazo.com/18a1511a0e0e8ab31ea4ffdc8a7b22b1.png

Dr Longbow, you make it too easy. ♥

FOR THE STATE!



As I said. I had no interest in battle with calmil. Call it a fondness for my fun memories with the people in the militia that didn't suck. Weren't bottom feeders, and actually were fun. Friend or foe.

However, I feel different now. What is stopping me from pirating in favor of the Gallmil? After all, many different kinds of pirates.
Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#85 - 2015-02-26 02:02:42 UTC
Oh wait..

You thought ganking people was all you needed to do to call yourself a pirate?

don't make me giggle. Just take the bait, give it a nibble.

Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#86 - 2015-02-26 02:12:02 UTC
Elisebeta Brescia wrote:
Dr Longbow,

One does not simply hide in lowsec like we do. It takes many years of training to accomplish these kind of farming skills. Lowsec hiding is a x116 skill, and that pretty much means we have no clue what we are doing.

Demise is spelled with an "S". A doctor should know that.

"Viqueens" is clever as ****, and it sould have been our corp name!

I agree that CalMil is 95% garbage. Thats why we wardecced all them the day we joined militia. It was fun. 10/10 would do again.
Leet KB padding.

Real world pvp? Like paintball? I'm down broski.

You calling yourself a pirate is like Mariah Carey calling herself an actress. Saying something doesn't make it true.

Hearts and Kisses,
Elisebeta
Rektruiter and Negotiator for the Viqueens of Valhalla



I fixed it for you
Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#87 - 2015-02-26 02:23:03 UTC
Depends on how good the winds are.
CAAN0N
ElitistOps
Deepwater Hooligans
#88 - 2015-02-26 06:12:14 UTC
Dr Longbow wrote:
Allow me to clarify a few things to you low depth bottom feeders. Your ego has defeated you.

1. Its Dr Longbow, not Mr, nor sir. I didn't spend all that time learning doctor things to be called a Mr by the likes of garbage.
2. Calmil is 95% garbage. That's why you are losing. If I war Dec you, its because I dont respected your actions.
3. You are garbage, when the time comes I won't even waist my time. I will just simply dispose of the trash, its that easy. Because I'm above your petty giggles and half rate kill farmington.
4. All ties with high sec at being severed so you want some read our corp details. Bring your **** fleets out and play in the real woods with real PvP. Otherwise keep hiding in high sec and low sec, mind your buseness. That way big daddy Dr Longbow can roll in and teach you a lesson as I am also a professor.
5. I am a pirate and people like you are my targets. I do not prey on the weak and helpless. I will unleash a raiding force that will be noticed for our actions. We have our war target list, for now you are safe. We certainly are coming, and we will prevail.


Hello My peasant Bow friend.

You war dec'd my esteemed organization recently and then dropped it within a couple days.

"Derp Masters Declares War Against Heiian Conglomerate
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2015.01.27 20:54"

"Derp Masters Retracts War Against Heiian Conglomerate
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2015.01.29 01:16"

Now i'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and just ask you, did my organization teach you respect in such a short amount of time, or did your doctorate also cover tactical retreat and cowardice?

Hope yo hear from you soon.

Love CAAN0N XoXoX

(obligatory come to my home system and fight me Brah)
Subsparx
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#89 - 2015-02-26 06:14:29 UTC
Dr Longbow wrote:
We will go to war again my friend. When I dec your organization it wont be as you expect. Start preparing.

Subsparx wrote:
I find this entire thread highly amusing considering that you war-decced my alliance because you lost your ship, which was neutral to my alliance, then threatened to pursue combat with people in my alliance if I didn't comply to giving blues to your corporation. You try strong-arming people yourself, yet when it happens to you it results in a forum post?


The war dec will come, and it wont go as planned. :)


You're going to war me again because I didn't comply to bluing your alliance the last time? Your second attempt isn't going to result in blues either, your efforts would be better wasted elsewhere.

CEO of Crimson Serpent Syndicate - www.crimsonserpent.com

Chairman of Heiian Conglomerate - www.heiian.com

Owner of FWC - www.factionwarfare.com
Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#90 - 2015-02-26 14:33:53 UTC
Your esteemed organization will be deced again, and the next time will be for real, no blue request, no quarter given. We simply have bigger fish to fry at this point in our mission. Rest assured, I know the full weight of what you fellas are capable of. We can not lose, we can only defeat ourself. Nothing you can say or will do can stop us. The preparations have already succeeded. It didn't have to be this way my old calmil comrades. Unfortunately you didn't see the value in true piracy. Unlike the gank squads you leet fools call piracy.

I didn't Dec you because I was mad, I did it because I felt betrayed by people I once felt a part of. The fact that I'm going full on pirate now is simply fitting with the Guristas story. Especially consittering the sercumstance of my personal background. You fellas are simply a catalyst reinforcing this part of the story. The story of how we rose above the level of filth plaguing so many of us for so long.

At this point, all I have to do is let the domino's fall. I could lose 98% of my corp, have alliance members leave. The plan will run its course. We shall prevail in the end and the hardened grit that is left over will erode the mountain you sit upon right out from under your feet.

You have no power over us. If it is a peasant you see us as, it is a guerilla resistance you will face. Our revolt will not fail. It is over when we decide our goal is met. Time is on our side.

If you think I have mooved to nul to talk trash and start fights you are gravely underestimating our cause. Its far bigger than that, that is how peasants act, we are founding an empire. We have grown past infancy, the demeanor of my ways has adapted to our situation. My first strategy could not have went better, and I have bozos such as the ones currently aggressing me to thank. You folks have played according to the plan almost too perfect. Soo easy to manipulate that you just let me right in that back door without even noticing.

Not today, not tomorrow, but soon my friends, soon.

Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#91 - 2015-02-26 15:02:09 UTC
Alliance name: Derp Masters
Alliance mouth: Dr Longbow
Reason for failure: Recruited pilots for highsec then moved to nullsec
Times this has been tried before: 4,430

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#92 - 2015-02-26 15:12:29 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Alliance name: Derp Masters
Alliance mouth: Dr Longbow
Reason for failure: Recruited pilots for highsec then moved to nullsec
Times this has been tried before: 4,430


I recruit pilots for all sec. We can not fail at our goal.
Xorphix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#93 - 2015-02-26 15:31:49 UTC
Dr Longbow wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Alliance name: Derp Masters
Alliance mouth: Dr Longbow
Reason for failure: Recruited pilots for highsec then moved to nullsec
Times this has been tried before: 4,430


I recruit pilots for all sec. We can not fail at our goal.


What is that goal again?
Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#94 - 2015-02-26 15:46:05 UTC
Xorphix wrote:
Dr Longbow wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Alliance name: Derp Masters
Alliance mouth: Dr Longbow
Reason for failure: Recruited pilots for highsec then moved to nullsec
Times this has been tried before: 4,430


I recruit pilots for all sec. We can not fail at our goal.


What is that goal again?


I'm so happy that you finally asked. Its to have fun with internet space ships silly. Among other small situational side endeavors.
Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
Senpai's Afterschool Anime and Gaming Club
#95 - 2015-02-26 15:58:28 UTC
That's Juche as ****, dude. Do you work for the KWP?

I wrote some true EVE stories! And no, they're not of the generic "my 0.0 alliance had lots of 0.0 fleets and took a lot of 0.0 space" sort. Check them out here:

https://truestories.eveonline.com/users/2074-destiny-corrupted
Oki Spiegel
The Free Jackals Insurgency
#96 - 2015-02-26 18:19:20 UTC
Oh dear Longbow, you must have forgot to refill your medications. We still like you buddy and we like your plan. We do think you get a little too loud from time to time. I hope that you watch your step when conducting your operations within Venal.

Good luck old friend.
....
You are gonna need it.
Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#97 - 2015-02-26 18:28:50 UTC
Destiny Corrupted wrote:
That's Juche as ****, dude. Do you work for the KWP?


I can see where you gather this view from. No I do not work for the KWP, I work for Rascals Brigade.

Oki trust me, my demeanor in nul is way more sophisticated than when dealing with many of these high sec savages. I regret nothing, thanks for the wishes of luck.
Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#98 - 2015-02-27 05:33:01 UTC
Re: 1v1
From: Dr Longbow
Sent: 2015.02.27 05:24
To: Terminus Wrex,

have fun with that. dinosaurs went extinct by the way.

Re: 1v1
From: Terminus Wrex
Sent: 2015.02.27 05:17
To: Dr Longbow,


War: The Vikings of Valhalla vs. Derp Masters hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah get rekt
Re: 1v1
From: Dr Longbow
Sent: 2015.02.27 05:16
To: Terminus Wrex,

https://zkillboard.com/kill/44729789/

this stands out on our KB so hard dude.

Re: 1v1
From: Terminus Wrex
Sent: 2015.02.27 05:14
To: Dr Longbow,

Kill: Dr Longbow (Tornado)
Kill: Dr Longbow (Capsule) Kill: Pancho DeBorracho (Cyclone) Kill: Dr Longbow (Buzzard) Kill: Dr Longbow (Capsule) lmao getrekt scrub
From: Dr Longbow
Sent: 2015.02.27 05:11
To: Terminus Wrex,

gonna bring that useless cyclone a bunch of reps. Those random tornado were the greatest **** ever. Did you like that? I was so the right ass hole in the right place, doing the right thing, at the right time. Dude,.... Derp Masters are on your killmail. The alliance Derp Masters have managed to destroy your ship. With some random help, that was awesome. No mad tho? :)

Re: 1v1
From: Terminus Wrex
Sent: 2015.02.27 05:02
To: Dr Longbow,

you sound ******** have fun hiding in your station scrub

Re: 1v1
From: Dr Longbow
Sent: 2015.02.27 05:00
To: Terminus Wrex,

I aim to make your organization pay for your actions. I will fight you, but time is on my side. We'll see who the true scrub in this 1v1 challange,,, btw, trash talk.

[04:24:05] hellyeaz > lol
[04:24:42] Terminus Wrex Dr Longbow undock *****, I want to be inspired by your pirate ship
[04:29:50] Terminus Wrex > you too busy plotting your epic ascendancy?
[04:44:37] Dr Longbow > oh its termijusususpect come back then Wrex
[04:45:28] Dr Longbow > I'll hit the forums like local to the likes of you
[04:45:44] Dr Longbow Terminus Wrex pft okay dude
[04:47:37] Dr Longbow > jhocky for position or do I need to go afk in space for you. every clone before me had to feed longbow's childrien.
[04:47:51] Dr Longbow > these little rascals eat


1v1
From: Terminus Wrex
Sent: 2015.02.27 04:29
To: Dr Longbow,

fight me scrub Kill: Dr Longbow (Capsule) Kill: Dr Longbow (Capsule)
Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#99 - 2015-02-27 05:33:52 UTC
Someone was hungry for some Longbow.
Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#100 - 2015-02-27 05:36:31 UTC
When you look at Derp Masters KB, This stands out. Dude Derp Masters got you. With lucky help yes, but does that burn a little? I'm the one who is bitching tho?

https://zkillboard.com/kill/44729789/