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Put on your tinfoil hads, I FIGURED IT OUT.

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Dunpeal Hunter
Zervas Aeronautics
The Bastion
#1 - 2015-02-25 15:12:51 UTC
Does anyone remember that exactly 2 years and 1 day ago the same thing happened as what is happening today?

Could today be some kind of day where ccp developers sacrifice a lamb and spill it blood over the servers in good fortune?? Perhaps....

I dont know if this is important or not, but i have chickens.....

Omar Alharazaad
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2 - 2015-02-25 15:15:00 UTC
that trick never works. You need a bona-fide virgin to get results.
I'm sure there's a basement out there somewhere that wouldn't miss it's primary occupant.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.

Dunpeal Hunter
Zervas Aeronautics
The Bastion
#3 - 2015-02-25 15:17:54 UTC
you know i was gonna write virgin at first, but that would mean an overflow of candidates.......

I dont know if this is important or not, but i have chickens.....

Felicity Love
Doomheim
#4 - 2015-02-25 15:25:44 UTC
Is it time to start demanding free skill points yet ?

Shocked

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )

Jishi Padecain
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2015-02-25 15:25:48 UTC
Pretty sure this is the time of year when CCP lays off their entire staff of hamsters and brings in new blood to help cut down on yearly bonuses and keep wages down.

It's criminal!
Leannor
BlackWatch Industrial Group
Reckless Contingency.
#6 - 2015-02-25 16:52:53 UTC
maybe the Icelandic thaw has begun, and all the nasty bugs are waking up ...

"Lykouleon wrote:

STOP TOUCHING ICONIC SHIP PARTS"

kes88
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2015-02-25 17:01:05 UTC
Jishi Padecain wrote:
Pretty sure this is the time of year when CCP lays off their entire staff of hamsters and brings in new blood to help cut down on yearly bonuses and keep wages down.

It's criminal!


For the love of all that is holy and all that the Sun shines on, will somebody PLEASE THINK OF THE HAMSTERS?!

Hamsters are not your sacrificial lambs to just off whenever you feel like it. They are real little fellas with feelings and big cheeks, and they deserve more respect than they get on these forums. They work bloody hard to keep the servers going, and you guys are just so ungrateful.
BoBoZoBo
MGroup9
Quantum Cafe
#8 - 2015-02-25 21:49:40 UTC
Dunpeal Hunter wrote:
you know i was gonna write virgin at first, but that would mean an overflow of candidates.......



Virgin lamb... significantly harder to find that a virgin capsuleer.

Primary Test Subject • SmackTalker Elite

ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
#9 - 2015-02-25 22:35:54 UTC
Dunpeal Hunter wrote:
Could today be some kind of day where ccp developers sacrifice a lamb and spill it blood over the servers in good fortune?? Perhaps....
It probably was a goat. Well, at least I think it was. Sacrificing a goat to the forum gods does work every time.

Ezwal wipes his blooded hands on a piece of cloth...

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2015-02-26 01:55:53 UTC
CCP Tuxford has minions to push the red button now, yes?

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.

Jenshae Chiroptera
#11 - 2015-02-26 02:46:49 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
that trick never works. You need a bona-fide virgin to get results.
Isn't that called, "a dedicated developer"? Twisted

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#12 - 2015-02-26 02:51:34 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
that trick never works. You need a bona-fide virgin to get results.
I'm sure there's a basement out there somewhere that wouldn't miss it's primary occupant.



They sure as heck ain't gonna be finding one west of Tehran.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Altirius Saldiaro
Doomheim
#13 - 2015-02-26 04:40:23 UTC
What happened was that with info of the upcoming Tengu nerf, Bob was not pleased with CCP's plan to nerf, and kept the servers down.
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#14 - 2015-02-26 10:56:42 UTC
did someone set up us the bomb?

do we get signal?

do we main screen turn on?

is you?

is all our base belong to them?

do we have no chance to survive, even when making our time?

if you answered "yes" to all those questions, then you may now deliver the entirety of your assets to my hangar over in Hek, then proceed to post your goodbye thread and unsubscribe.

Thank you for completing our survey and have a nice day!
Dun'Gal
Myriad Contractors Inc.
#15 - 2015-02-26 11:41:33 UTC
It's Blót time again no?
Chal0ner
Signal Cartel
EvE-Scout Enclave
#16 - 2015-02-26 15:04:35 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
that trick never works. You need a bona-fide virgin to get results.
I'm sure there's a basement out there somewhere that wouldn't miss it's primary occupant.


Even the Romans used chicken entrails...
Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#17 - 2015-02-26 16:43:41 UTC
Average lifespan of a number of popular hamsters is about 2 years. Guess its about that time.

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY