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New Eden News: Boboganda

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TXG SYNC
Dad Jokes R Us
#1 - 2015-02-08 18:22:33 UTC
Dear Fellow Wormholers,

Have you watched The Scope video linked from the launcher yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEwOyBYWSAU

Ticker on the bottom of the screen reads "BOB FUNDAMENTALISTS CLAIM 'THE SON OF BOB IS COMING'".

And then later on in the broadcast, "Popular theories explain it as ... a herald of the prophecied coming of Bob."

That's right, my brothers and sisters of Bob. The mainstream has finally caught on and begun spreading Boboganda. Praise Bob :-)
Paul Vashar
CTHS
#2 - 2015-02-08 18:52:42 UTC
My soul waits for Bob alone. He alone is my rock and my salvation. Trust in him at all times, O people. Power and love belong to Bob. He is our refuge. We will not fear, though the armor give way. The nations rage, kingdoms fall.
Praise the LORD! For great is his indifference towards us.
Ion Udan
House Of Serenity.
Get Off My Lawn
#3 - 2015-02-09 06:24:03 UTC
Aww what happened to the Otters TXG SYNC?

So, glorious QEX brother steals potatoes from hisec.

Incindir Mauser
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2015-02-09 22:39:12 UTC
TXG SYNC wrote:
Dear Fellow Wormholers,

Have you watched The Scope video linked from the launcher yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEwOyBYWSAU

Ticker on the bottom of the screen reads "BOB FUNDAMENTALISTS CLAIM 'THE SON OF BOB IS COMING'".

And then later on in the broadcast, "Popular theories explain it as ... a herald of the prophecied coming of Bob."

That's right, my brothers and sisters of Bob. The mainstream has finally caught on and begun spreading Boboganda. Praise Bob :-)


Verily I say unto you brothers and sisters, Bob sendeth his Son Brian to punish the wickedness of the Empires. There will be much weeping and gnashing of teeth and the plaintive mewling of the masses shall only serve as tinder for the flames of the righteous.

So sayeth the Oracle of Bob. So say we all.
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#5 - 2015-02-09 23:44:14 UTC
Bob's son is Bwian? Or is it Wodger?
Incindir Mauser
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2015-02-10 14:40:06 UTC
Trinkets friend wrote:
Bob's son is Bwian? Or is it Wodger?


Bwian is the patron saint of spreadsheet autists upon whom we all depend for industry profits. any semblance to Brian son of Bob is largely due to a thick Amarr accent or lack of juvenile speech therapy.

Foedus Latro
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2015-02-10 15:27:59 UTC
Ion Udan wrote:
Aww what happened to the Otters TXG SYNC?


We have assimilated Otters. I cannot speak more highly of the folks that joined us. Great bunch of guys

Just a wormhole guy

Aladar Dangerface
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2015-02-10 17:23:53 UTC
Trinkets friend wrote:
Bob's son is Bwian? Or is it Wodger?

Its Bob Jnr

I don't need twitter. I'm already following you.

Bob
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2015-02-15 23:24:27 UTC
I approve this message.
Brian
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10 - 2015-02-16 09:33:16 UTC
Incindir Mauser wrote:
TXG SYNC wrote:
Dear Fellow Wormholers,

Have you watched The Scope video linked from the launcher yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEwOyBYWSAU

Ticker on the bottom of the screen reads "BOB FUNDAMENTALISTS CLAIM 'THE SON OF BOB IS COMING'".

And then later on in the broadcast, "Popular theories explain it as ... a herald of the prophecied coming of Bob."

That's right, my brothers and sisters of Bob. The mainstream has finally caught on and begun spreading Boboganda. Praise Bob :-)


Verily I say unto you brothers and sisters, Bob sendeth his Son Brian to punish the wickedness of the Empires. There will be much weeping and gnashing of teeth and the plaintive mewling of the masses shall only serve as tinder for the flames of the righteous.

So sayeth the Oracle of Bob. So say we all.


...confirmed.
Roman Lynch
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#11 - 2015-02-21 08:06:29 UTC
BOB reborn (in a nutshell)

B.R.I.A.N