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The Vikings of Valhalla

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Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2015-02-18 03:38:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Dr Longbow
So who is all at war with this corp?

I'm so sick of pricks like this. Forgive me for my language. As their bio says they "probably have good reason."

Bull ****.

Wanna know how they war deced us? I'm gonna tell you anyway.

They first tried recruiting me to their corp. .. I knew they were only trolling me.

When I told them "no thanks, I'm happy with my buddies in this corp" they replied to me with "**** those guys."
At this point I was done talking to them. Our corp has had some good times together, and we will continue to do so.

Then they chased me something like 7 jumps back to high sec, where I switched ships and decided to humor them and go for a brawl in good fun. After all, they insulted my friends and I enjoy a good friendly scrap. Knowing that I was likely to lose, but whatever.

The next day they dec us. Go figure they want 500 mil to end the war. That is not gonna happen for anyone, I no longer give isk away like that.

So tell me, how does insulting my friends and harassing me give you good reason to war dec us and relentlessly grief us? It isn't as if I agressed any of them or harassed them or insulted their friends by telling them they should abandon their corp. Or some **** head **** like that.

Anyone that is at war with The Vikings of Valhalla and would like to organize and combine our efforts should get in contact with me. Together we should kick their asses back into rookie ships.

I'm not interested in hiring mercs, they are probably blue to them or some lame crap like that. As has been my experience with mercs every time I've looked into hiring them. I'm only interested in teaming up with people that want to put the hurt on The Vikings of Valhalla.
Charlie Jacobson
#2 - 2015-02-18 03:45:19 UTC
This thread is a great way to get more war decs against you. Then again, maybe that's what you're fishing for? *shrugs*

Either way, keep up the excellent posts and content creation. \o/
Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2015-02-18 03:49:50 UTC
Charlie Jacobson wrote:
This thread is a great way to get more war decs against you. Then again, maybe that's what you're fishing for? *shrugs*

Either way, keep up the excellent posts and content creation. \o/


Hey thanks for the troll, that was really helpful.
Charlie Jacobson
#4 - 2015-02-18 03:53:51 UTC
Dr Longbow wrote:
Charlie Jacobson wrote:
This thread is a great way to get more war decs against you. Then again, maybe that's what you're fishing for? *shrugs*

Either way, keep up the excellent posts and content creation. \o/


Hey thanks for the troll, that was really helpful.


Not even trolling. Just hinting that the tone of your thread will attract wardeccers with a taste for salty tears.
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#5 - 2015-02-18 04:25:55 UTC
Confirming that's not a troll. Likely at this point you have been watchlisted by several, and locators are most likely already running. At least the next few weeks wont be boring for you guys, and I'm sure that you will have some good times as a result.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2015-02-18 05:33:23 UTC
Charlie Jacobson wrote:
Dr Longbow wrote:
Charlie Jacobson wrote:
This thread is a great way to get more war decs against you. Then again, maybe that's what you're fishing for? *shrugs*

Either way, keep up the excellent posts and content creation. \o/


Hey thanks for the troll, that was really helpful.


Not even trolling. Just hinting that the tone of your thread will attract wardeccers with a taste for salty tears.


True.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Sequester Risalo
German Corps of Engineers 17
Federation of Respect Honor Passion Alliance.
#7 - 2015-02-18 10:05:26 UTC
Dr Longbow wrote:
I no longer give isk away like that.


This caught my attention. Did you at any time give away money like that?
Kev Ftw
The Filthy Few
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#8 - 2015-02-18 10:26:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Kev Ftw
Will you be flying any more 500m Tengus around in the next week or so?

A friend wants to know.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#9 - 2015-02-18 10:58:43 UTC
War will go live in a couple of hours ! Surrender fee will be 1B or 2 fedo's (also no troll).

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2015-02-18 14:08:58 UTC
Not gonna pay anyone a damn fraction of an ISK. So eat it.
Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2015-02-18 14:15:05 UTC
Kev Ftw wrote:
Will you be flying any more 500m Tengus around in the next week or so?

A friend wants to know.


no
Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2015-02-18 14:19:41 UTC
Sequester Risalo wrote:
Dr Longbow wrote:
I no longer give isk away like that.


This caught my attention. Did you at any time give away money like that?


I've given ISK away in so many different ways. I'm not going to give any to anyone that isn't supporting our cause. Those days are over. No more bank of Dr Longbow piggy bank.
Ro Fenrios
Armilies Corporation
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#13 - 2015-02-18 14:55:33 UTC
Well, look at the positive side. After all these wardecs, another wardec probably won't feel so horrible anymore.
Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#14 - 2015-02-18 14:55:52 UTC
It amuses me to see that in my efforts to find allies in this pointless war, all it seems I will be doing according to what you are saying is gaining more war targets. The day I take advice from CODE supporters is the day I start flying mining barges and shooting things that don't shoot back to get a cheep lol, and that is never. Go ahead, gang up on me, that is what I'm used to.

I'm used to having huge balls and facing unbeatable odds since day one of this game. Won't be anything new, and that is the sad part. Groups like that all the same in my eye, fight for the same reasons, use the same tactics, and have the same intent as a motive for war. I happen to have a vision of building something better than that. Something that stands for a cause instead of just to harass people that are weaker than us, troll in local, and grief the "noobs" and be dicks about it because they cant match force and are easy prey.

I will not give up, I will not fail, I will find friends who want the same things as we do, I will find a way to defile our enemy with their own disgrace and dishonor. Together as a team we will become strong enough to beat back anyone that wants to oppress and extort us. Only the hardened and strong will survive. You don't want to give me a reason to gather intel on your organization, at this point I've gotten really good at that.

My killboard may make me look stupid. Have you ever stopped to think that is how I want you to think? So go ahead and talk your trash, you know it all leet pvpers, because you are sooooo good at what you do. (For many of you that is simply farming easy kills.Blink) I never forget about any of our war targets. Some of them are looked upon with fond memories of fun times as new friends playing the game togeather, win or lose. Some of them are looked back upon with preparation and revenge in mind. Nothing will take my eye off the prize, nobody will discourage me from my goals. Derp Masters is ours and will not be taken away.

Either you are looking to help our cause, or step off it and mind your business. I do not go out of my way to fight just anyone for no reason. Nothing will stop me, not even 2000 hot dropped capital ships. Because I will just keep trying until I have the force to match gun for gun, ship for ship, and I won't need 20 alts to do it. I have faith in friendship, and I have faith in honor, and I believe in integrity. I fear nothing, respect much, admire some, and aspire to be greater tomorrow than I am today.
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#15 - 2015-02-18 15:09:20 UTC
Dr Longbow wrote:


I'm used to having huge balls



Not empty quoting.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...

Ro Fenrios
Armilies Corporation
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#16 - 2015-02-18 16:02:21 UTC
Dr Longbow wrote:
It amuses me to see that in my efforts to find allies in this pointless war, all it seems I will be doing according to what you are saying is gaining more war targets. The day I take advice from CODE supporters is the day I start flying mining barges and shooting things that don't shoot back to get a cheep lol, and that is never. Go ahead, gang up on me, that is what I'm used to.

I'm used to having huge balls and facing unbeatable odds since day one of this game. Won't be anything new, and that is the sad part. Groups like that all the same in my eye, fight for the same reasons, use the same tactics, and have the same intent as a motive for war. I happen to have a vision of building something better than that. Something that stands for a cause instead of just to harass people that are weaker than us, troll in local, and grief the "noobs" and be dicks about it because they cant match force and are easy prey.

I will not give up, I will not fail, I will find friends who want the same things as we do, I will find a way to defile our enemy with their own disgrace and dishonor. Together as a team we will become strong enough to beat back anyone that wants to oppress and extort us. Only the hardened and strong will survive. You don't want to give me a reason to gather intel on your organization, at this point I've gotten really good at that.

My killboard may make me look stupid. Have you ever stopped to think that is how I want you to think? So go ahead and talk your trash, you know it all leet pvpers, because you are sooooo good at what you do. (For many of you that is simply farming easy kills.Blink) I never forget about any of our war targets. Some of them are looked upon with fond memories of fun times as new friends playing the game togeather, win or lose. Some of them are looked back upon with preparation and revenge in mind. Nothing will take my eye off the prize, nobody will discourage me from my goals. Derp Masters is ours and will not be taken away.

Either you are looking to help our cause, or step off it and mind your business. I do not go out of my way to fight just anyone for no reason. Nothing will stop me, not even 2000 hot dropped capital ships. Because I will just keep trying until I have the force to match gun for gun, ship for ship, and I won't need 20 alts to do it. I have faith in friendship, and I have faith in honor, and I believe in integrity. I fear nothing, respect much, admire some, and aspire to be greater tomorrow than I am today.


I would say year from now, presuming you will stay in eve that long, you will look at this post and see yourself how silly it sounds like. I will try to help you understand since I consider myself as a nice guy. First of all, I have been in your position. Roughly one week into this game, I got my first wardec. With no previous knowledge about the game, how to fight back, or even fully understanding yet how to group your guns and other basic stuff like that, I found myself chased in my destroyer by punch of T3 cruisers.

Like you, I chose to stick with my corp. For that I raise you hats, because very common response to wardec is that the defending side just drops the corp and reforms. You can fight or you can flee, I leave that up to you, but understand that you are right now talking in C&P section of the forums. That's like where all the 'bad guys' hang out. Asking help in here is like smearing yourself in blood and then jumping into a tank full of sharks.

This is not the way to find allies.
Xorphix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#17 - 2015-02-18 16:15:52 UTC
Oooohh! Fresh meat. Blink
Demerius Xenocratus
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2015-02-18 17:47:23 UTC
This particularly merc corp likes to hunt in garmurs, gilas and t3's yet nobody wants to dec them?
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#19 - 2015-02-18 18:09:03 UTC
Ro Fenrios wrote:

... You can fight or you can flee, I leave that up to you, but understand that you are right now talking in C&P section of the forums. That's like where all the 'bad guys' hang out. Asking help in here is like smearing yourself in blood and then jumping into a tank full of sharks.

This is not the way to find allies.

This is the right place to get allies, the problem is that he tried to get said aid for free (while also sounding a tw@t).

F
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#20 - 2015-02-18 18:44:55 UTC
Opened thread.

Saw OP's alliance name.

Was not disappointed by his ability to live up to said alliance name.

Am leaving happy, and with another potential target bookmarked.

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs

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