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FA!LED DIPLOMACY

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Turbular Knight
PVP Masters
#1 - 2015-02-13 14:37:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Turbular Knight
Failed Diplomacy is a PvP corporation, consisting of solo independent pilots,
who banded togheter as an outlaw corporation. operating out of the amamake
solar system in the heimatar region in 2008.


Today Failed Diplomacy is considered an eve retirement lounge, and has it's shared memberbase
made up of burnt out veteran pilots who breached the bittervet syndrome some time ago and now find
themselves beyond. Failed houses retirees aging all the way back to launch date in 2003.

Our corporate structure is simple, chaotic, and with an anarchistic chain of command. You are free to do
as you please. We have very few ground rules set for our members, other than that we do expect you to
be a team player, and work together with your group when required. We do believe in self sufficiency
so we understand that you got to do what you got to do, However we are not a PVE Corporation.


We are looking for versatile pilots, who are able to stand on their own two feet, and create their own content
on tranquility. We are a special breed, recruitment is therefore selective, and
candidates will be subjected to an interview through our teamspeak.

What we offer:

• Low/null sec roams.
• POCO Beat downs
• Meta gaming at it's finest
• Lots of wardecs.
• Experience.
• Piracy.
• Limited blue list "We are a special breed, and we don't like most"
• Fun, Fun, Fun.

What we don't:

• PVE. "We do believe in self sufficiency so we understand that you got to
do what you got to do, However we are not a PVE Corporation."

• Mining. "We do believe in self sufficiency so we understand that you got to
do what you got to do, However we are not a Mining Corporation."

• Industry. "We do believe in self sufficiency so we understand that you got to
do what you got to do, However we are not a Industry Corporation."

• Ship Reimbursement.

What we are looking for:

• Pilots willing to learn.
• Pilots with a minimum of 20 million SP in PVP related skills.
• Pilots that can at a minimum fly a fully T2 fitted tactical cruiser.
• Pilots that do not mind being bait.
• Pilots that are self sufficient.

What do you get?:

• Lots of PVP.
• Trustworthy Corpmates.
• Lots of great pilots to learn from.
• A fun and dynamic atmosphere.

Warnings:

• Pilots must be self sufficient "we do not give away freebies"
• Pilots attempting to join to spy/steal, you will be disappointed so don't waste your time.
• Pilots who are emotionally sensitive, it might be better if you join someone else.
• Pilots who are easily offended, it might be better if you join someone else.

Youtube:

TheWidower's redneck rodeo..
Airric's butter
No BIG fleets in High-sec
Another quiet night in magic carebear wonderland
Failed VS OF
Low-sec shakedown

Statistics:

Battleclinic
Griefwatch
(NEW) killboard

Please join the Fa!led channel in game for more information.
Marginal Utility
Gildinous Vangaurd
The Initiative.
#2 - 2015-02-13 16:05:15 UTC
The Speedo Torpedo is a bad ass. You should join his corp. +1 Pirate
Michele Bachmann
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2015-02-14 02:30:46 UTC
bump for great group of guys that play to have fun
Turbular Knight
PVP Masters
#4 - 2015-02-14 15:38:25 UTC
Daily bump! Still looking for murderers to join our ranks
Turbular Knight
PVP Masters
#5 - 2015-02-15 16:04:27 UTC
Daily bump! Still open for candidates
Turbular Knight
PVP Masters
#6 - 2015-02-16 10:08:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Turbular Knight
Ever owned a Vindicator, only to find your deadly bird remaining imprisoned within a dusting hangar, since no alliances or corporations out there would ever sanction the use of her during combat? Put your Vindicator to good use as the workhorse she is. Sign up for our infamous neutron MAYHEM today!
Grim Destiny
PVP Masters
#7 - 2015-02-16 16:21:03 UTC
Great bunch of guys. If you lack a soul, this is likely not the corp for you.
Turbular Knight
PVP Masters
#8 - 2015-02-17 11:43:00 UTC
Still looking.
Turbular Knight
PVP Masters
#9 - 2015-02-18 16:41:59 UTC
Still looking for competent pilots
Wobbly Ron
Failed Diplomacy
#10 - 2015-02-20 04:50:46 UTC
Great bunch of guys to fly with - try it you might like it

https://soundcloud.com/shutupandshave/fuck-goons

TheWidower
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2015-02-21 02:38:12 UTC  |  Edited by: TheWidower
Still looking for pilots...younger the better :)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TE2wYchF9w
Twizted3
Boomer Humor
Snuffed Out
#12 - 2015-02-21 18:30:59 UTC
Awesome guys, had great times while i was in failed, if I ever went back to highsec failed would be the group for me
Jim Raynot
African Atomic.
Dreadnought Diplomacy.
#13 - 2015-02-21 23:41:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Jim Raynot
Please post your favourite pancake receipe
This will dictate if I'll vouch or not.

Only accepting terrible pilots.

Ty. Please do not believe anything that Turbular Knights Turbular M. (K)Night Shyamalan* says or promises you.

*Yes I just came up with that.
Turbular Knight
PVP Masters
#14 - 2015-02-22 04:15:52 UTC
Jim Raynot wrote:
Please post your favourite pancake receipe
This will dictate if I'll vouch or not.

Only accepting terrible pilots.

Ty. Please do not believe anything that Turbular Knights Turbular M. (K)Night Shyamalan* says or promises you.

*Yes I just came up with that.


Now back on Earth its time for downsplash!
Into sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash!
People have arrived for cheer me from near and far
And as I float, I open door and shout
"I am world's biggest, washed-up superstar!"
Maldad Asesino
Nisroc Angels
The Obsidian Front - Reborn
#15 - 2015-03-16 21:44:53 UTC
Failed is a corp you join and either quickly leave, or quickly decide you've found your lifelong home.

Another awesome thing about the corp is if you need to take a break for a week, month, year+.... you won't get ****. And we'll still be here blowing **** up when you get back, happy that you've returned.

Chillest, illest corp around.
We have a pretty sick DJ on weekends also.