Crime & Punishment

I can always count on these guys to clear my killrights for me. Would recommend!

What's that you say? A production POS in or around Korama with enough value to warrant hiring a merc group to protect it? Interesting...

There seems to have been a little confusion about my last post right there. Allow me to clarify.

Deadly Fingertips are not very good and you shouldn't hire them unless they're giving you bargain-bin pricing, because that's the level of quality of service you can expect. Suitable for harassing carebears only.

I need to ask, what's with the ceo change ?

A free of charge tip of the day : If Tora is in space, it's a TRAP, a TRAP, a TRAPPPP..........maybe even a trap!!

I never got primaried, except once, and I lived. That's what you get for being friendly and easygoing, people don't want to shoot you.

Take from me guys, take from me...

Okay okay okay. I'll set this in order so you all know


First Primary with me Starrakatt. Just to break his streak and honestly it's the only way we know how to show love.

THEN It will be Tora, BUT only if BAW is there to post Mermaid pictures of him,

If now,

Then Primary will be Fybs. But when Primary is called, Multitudes of people IN BOTH Fleet must come to an agreement on if it's pronounced 'Fibs' or 'FIebs' The agreement must not be prearranged AND it will have each Director have a 12min speach explaining why Panda's are cute and how the co-relates to properly pronouncing said name.

Next will be BadMan. But only if Deadly Fingertips have at LEAST 5 Sebo's on Every Ship.

The ensuing confusing of WHICH Badman will not be clarified at any point during the engagement.

Then Danalee will be called, to which ONE (1) and only ONE (1) person may ask if Danalee is female or not and if they could possible have his or her number.

NOW

If Danalee is NOT Female, or is female and Refuses to give number, the next primary will be Sahraih. , to which ONE (1) and only ONE (1) person may ask if Sahriah is female or not and if they could possible have his or her number.

If Sahraih is NOT Female, or is female and Refuses to give number, the next primary will be Kypp. , to which ONE (1) and only ONE (1) person may ask if Kypp is female or not and if they could possible have his or her number.

THEN Scandor will be primary, to which every member of the fight must listen to, "War, What is it good for?" Scandor must be kept alive during the ENTIRE song, Logi from the opposing side, will dedicate RR to Scandor if it seems his reps will not hold.

Sol Epoch will then become Primary because apparently no one really likes him, for some unknown reason.

During this engagement, Leto will land accidently in his stolen Thanatos.

Next GSE will reform under a new name IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIGHT, Of the name "TORA BLACKMAILED US PLS SEND HELP"

NEXT!!! And this part is important.

All players will disconnect and play My Little Pony Online, For five minutes before returning to the fleet fight.

Next and this part is important.


We all Primary Xorphix! Because screw Xorphix, Thats right! EVERYONE. THIS INCLUDES The new GSE now known as "TORA BLACKMAILED US PLS SEND HELP" Or TBMUPSH


TBMUPSH will then crumple due to inter corp conflict and someone at some point will some how gotten all of Tora's Slave Hounds and Fedo's.

Tora will become enraged, become a Hulk like figure, (Not the Barge silly) And proceed to smash everything, mentioning something something 350bil.

THEN, BAW with log on.

BAW will then engage EVERYONE.

BAW will somehow kill the USS Enterprise in the process though no one will know which Enterprise or which crew. People will then argue about which Captain was the best

Who ever says Janeway is the best will be primary

POH lands on the field, POH using "100MN Superiority Ultra-max Omega" Will kite Light itself

Public Enemy lands on the Field, but can only engage if someone will ask "Whose Public Enemy again?"

PIRATE Will land next, using 700.000.000.000 Bowheads with them to tow the Amarr Station, along with ample supply of Yellow Tinted glasses.


And finally Gevlon will make a long blog about the whole ordeal and we try to figure out what he's trying to get at....eventually.



Sounds good right? A-Typical Deadly Fingertips Battleplan.

This was a truly wonderful way to start the morning.

And this gives you a fre bump. Can't wait to get primaried. Annd why nobody asks if I'm a woman?

Valkin, Can you add some Lemmings in the story ?

If any of you was actually wondering how to pronounce Fybs il help you out.

It's pronounced D-A-V-E.

Pandas tho they pronounce it S-T-E-V-E.