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Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2015-02-11 22:29:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Reaver Glitterstim
I propose a free item be given to every capsuleer: a cookie. This cookie would have a special attribute in which it increases your hit points, damage, and external effects strength by 1% as long as it is in your ship's cargohold. However, it has another attribute: anyone who flies within 2500m of your ship can extract the cookie from your cargohold. You may carry as many cookies as you want, but you can only gain the bonus from one cookie.


EVE Online gives you a cookie, and then takes it away again.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Anhenka
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2015-02-11 23:34:16 UTC
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
I propose a free item be given to every capsuleer: a cookie. This cookie would have a special attribute in which it increases your hit points, damage, and external effects strength by 1% as long as it is in your ship's cargohold. However, it has another attribute: anyone who flies within 2500m of your ship can extract the cookie from your cargohold. You may carry as many cookies as you want, but you can only gain the bonus from one cookie.


EVE Online gives you a cookie, and then takes it away again.


EVE never gives cookies. Make your own damn cookies.
Rowells
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#3 - 2015-02-12 00:00:52 UTC
Anhenka wrote:
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
I propose a free item be given to every capsuleer: a cookie. This cookie would have a special attribute in which it increases your hit points, damage, and external effects strength by 1% as long as it is in your ship's cargohold. However, it has another attribute: anyone who flies within 2500m of your ship can extract the cookie from your cargohold. You may carry as many cookies as you want, but you can only gain the bonus from one cookie.


EVE Online gives you a cookie, and then takes it away again.


EVE never gives cookies. Make your own damn cookies.

Everyone knows the most coveted sweet is in fact Cake.
Alvatore DiMarco
Capricious Endeavours Ltd
#4 - 2015-02-12 00:09:06 UTC
Rowells wrote:
Anhenka wrote:
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
I propose a free item be given to every capsuleer: a cookie. This cookie would have a special attribute in which it increases your hit points, damage, and external effects strength by 1% as long as it is in your ship's cargohold. However, it has another attribute: anyone who flies within 2500m of your ship can extract the cookie from your cargohold. You may carry as many cookies as you want, but you can only gain the bonus from one cookie.


EVE Online gives you a cookie, and then takes it away again.


EVE never gives cookies. Make your own damn cookies.

Everyone knows the most coveted sweet is in fact Cake.

You can keep your cake of lies. The real truth is pie.
Petrified
Old and Petrified Syndication
#5 - 2015-02-12 00:31:13 UTC
Alvatore DiMarco wrote:
Rowells wrote:
Anhenka wrote:
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
I propose a free item be given to every capsuleer: a cookie. This cookie would have a special attribute in which it increases your hit points, damage, and external effects strength by 1% as long as it is in your ship's cargohold. However, it has another attribute: anyone who flies within 2500m of your ship can extract the cookie from your cargohold. You may carry as many cookies as you want, but you can only gain the bonus from one cookie.


EVE Online gives you a cookie, and then takes it away again.


EVE never gives cookies. Make your own damn cookies.

Everyone knows the most coveted sweet is in fact Cake.

You can keep your cake of lies. The real truth is pie.

Banana Cream Pie or Apple Pie?

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Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2015-02-12 01:16:44 UTC
Petrified wrote:
Alvatore DiMarco wrote:
Rowells wrote:
Anhenka wrote:
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
EVE Online gives you a cookie, and then takes it away again.


EVE never gives cookies. Make your own damn cookies.

Everyone knows the most coveted sweet is in fact Cake.

You can keep your cake of lies. The real truth is pie.

Banana Cream Pie or Apple Pie?

Pie flavor.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Rowells
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#7 - 2015-02-12 01:38:45 UTC
Alvatore DiMarco wrote:
Rowells wrote:
Anhenka wrote:
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
I propose a free item be given to every capsuleer: a cookie. This cookie would have a special attribute in which it increases your hit points, damage, and external effects strength by 1% as long as it is in your ship's cargohold. However, it has another attribute: anyone who flies within 2500m of your ship can extract the cookie from your cargohold. You may carry as many cookies as you want, but you can only gain the bonus from one cookie.


EVE Online gives you a cookie, and then takes it away again.


EVE never gives cookies. Make your own damn cookies.

Everyone knows the most coveted sweet is in fact Cake.

You can keep your cake of lies. The real truth is pie.

The cake never lies you slanderous fiend.
Donnachadh
United Allegiance of Undesirables
#8 - 2015-02-12 02:02:17 UTC
Rowells wrote:
Anhenka wrote:
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
I propose a free item be given to every capsuleer: a cookie. This cookie would have a special attribute in which it increases your hit points, damage, and external effects strength by 1% as long as it is in your ship's cargohold. However, it has another attribute: anyone who flies within 2500m of your ship can extract the cookie from your cargohold. You may carry as many cookies as you want, but you can only gain the bonus from one cookie.


EVE Online gives you a cookie, and then takes it away again.


EVE never gives cookies. Make your own damn cookies.

Everyone knows the most coveted sweet is in fact Cake.

I think this guy would disagree with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhUFxaauNTE
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookie_Monster

Pie is not bad but peach is best.

Oh and I almost forgot, no to the OP.
Esmanpir
Raccoon's with LightSabers
#9 - 2015-02-12 02:25:04 UTC
Donnachadh wrote:
Rowells wrote:
Anhenka wrote:
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
I propose a free item be given to every capsuleer: a cookie. This cookie would have a special attribute in which it increases your hit points, damage, and external effects strength by 1% as long as it is in your ship's cargohold. However, it has another attribute: anyone who flies within 2500m of your ship can extract the cookie from your cargohold. You may carry as many cookies as you want, but you can only gain the bonus from one cookie.


EVE Online gives you a cookie, and then takes it away again.


EVE never gives cookies. Make your own damn cookies.

Everyone knows the most coveted sweet is in fact Cake.

I think this guy would disagree with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhUFxaauNTE
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookie_Monster

Pie is not bad but peach is best.

Oh and I almost forgot, no to the OP.


B... Please.... Cheesecake FTW Big smile

And a no as well...
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#10 - 2015-02-12 09:55:38 UTC
God now i want a cookie!

Off to the shops with me... That said... I like this idea! Nullsec blocks making "cookie" a mandatory part of all their builds, supers with nothing but cookies going down in flames, Pandemic ganking jumpfreighters with cookies so their supers can be maintained...

I assume this is a choclate chip cookie? If its a digestive or some equally excrement-tastic-"cookie" we can all go and forget about the prospect right away...
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2015-02-12 17:06:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmer Jones
in the name of diversity, i would think all sorts of bakery goodness could be had with various bonuses. possibly player made, we could see pos bakery complexes, and on hulls special bays to put them in/take them from.

cookies/pastry may only be transferred via ship to ship transfer while in space, or in outposts. this is a great idea, promoting space contact and meeting other people and stealing/giving baked objects.

of course, the original idea may be the biggest baked object of them all

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Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2015-02-12 17:16:12 UTC
The cookie would be destroyed by BACON!

Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896

Free The Scope Three
To mare
Advanced Technology
#13 - 2015-02-12 17:38:07 UTC
Alvatore DiMarco wrote:
Rowells wrote:
Anhenka wrote:
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
I propose a free item be given to every capsuleer: a cookie. This cookie would have a special attribute in which it increases your hit points, damage, and external effects strength by 1% as long as it is in your ship's cargohold. However, it has another attribute: anyone who flies within 2500m of your ship can extract the cookie from your cargohold. You may carry as many cookies as you want, but you can only gain the bonus from one cookie.


EVE Online gives you a cookie, and then takes it away again.


EVE never gives cookies. Make your own damn cookies.

Everyone knows the most coveted sweet is in fact Cake.

You can keep your cake of lies. The real truth is pie.

the pie is a lie
Celthric Kanerian
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2015-02-12 23:05:34 UTC
You want cookies from EVE? I still ache in my balls after the constant nut kicking I've sustained over the many years of playing EVE... She is quite a mean *****, but oh dear, she is so attractive and fun... Anyway, now you're asking for more?
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2015-02-13 00:15:27 UTC
Celthric Kanerian wrote:
She is quite a mean *****, but oh dear, she is so attractive and fun... Anyway, now you're asking for more?

That I am.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
HTC NecoSino
Suddenly Carebears
#16 - 2015-02-13 00:20:05 UTC
Cheesecake with cookie crumb crust and peach topping.

Everybody wins

Except the OP, because this idea is bad.