These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
 

[YOLO1] YOLOSWAGHASHTAGDOLLARBILLZSWIMMINGPOOLICECREAMS Recruiting

Author
Escobar Slim III
YOLOSWAGHASHTAGDOLLARBILLZSWIMMINGPOOLICECREAMS
#1 - 2015-01-27 12:56:16 UTC
Hi there, do you hear the calling of the swag? It’s telling you to come.

Just imagine flying around the most dangerous outlaw region in EVE online. You have a blingy, heavily gucci'd frigate armed to its teeth ready to tier apart any opposition with its platinum coated bullets. While accompanied by the most infamouse pilots in the galaxy. All sudden you turn your D-scan and you see a Thorax. You tell your swaglings, “Rock and loading, baby!”

You feel the adrenaline rush, and boost an exile and enter in a state of frenzy like you never felt before. The only thing that comes in to your mind is one word, “SWAG!”

You and your friends catch the thorax and start pounding like true beasts, like wolves! Traatraatraaa…. traaa… and its armor is going down rapidly. And all sudden, boommmm… there goes the thorax in a huge flaming blast…. and you know what?

This is exactly what YOLOSWAGHASHTAGDOLLARBILLZSWIMMINGPOOLICECREAMS is all about…

You being part of the most swagalicious group of pirates that will help you out
Becoming a true multi pvper that wherever you go people are cower in fear
Becoming refishened in bounty hunting, exsploring and pve
Becoming capable to mine and make bank
Becoming your wallet grow
EvEntually you grow to become swagfleet commander
Participating in organize small gang warfare that leaves a trail of wrecks behind
Becoming raid kommander and leading men
Calling on bombardmens for your dust soldier
Have the most exciting and fun experience you ever had in EVE online. After all this is just a game, nothing really important…
… and much more…. this is not Sparta, no, no… it’s much better it’s the YOLOSWAGHASHTAGDOLLARBILLZSWIMMINGPOOLICECREAMS and…

What do you need to join us?

At least two weeks of gameplay. we prefer players have complacted the trail. That way we know that you have some basic understanding of the game and also a few skills that we recommend over here.
A social personality. You enjoy to actively seek friendship and being part of a group.
A thirst for knowledge and always becoming better.
Ready to lose that little number that we call an emtpy wallet and becoming an ontrapeener and rat hunter.
We only have 20 spots available in our corporation. I will not accpet more afterward. I want to keep this a tight group of single minded people that work together in a friendly environment.

How can You Join Us?…

Just login now to EVE online and send a personal message to: Escobar Slim III

Where you talk a little about your experience in this game and why would you fit in well.

If you’re selected between all other candidates then I’ll send you an application as soon as possible.

we are aspecially looking to expand our explorers who like to dive into holes. looking for missioners
looking for possible security wings

I hope to hear from you soon.
May the swag be with you.
ES3

BA Barrageous
Doomheim
#2 - 2015-01-27 14:35:29 UTC  |  Edited by: BA Barrageous
Gr8t Shaim dat I kan onli read dis wonce.

11/10 would read again.
Ellen Madullier
Savage Moon Society
#3 - 2015-01-27 15:12:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Ellen Madullier
Ez bes copr i ben in till I got my own copr

But that's how YOLOSWAGHASHTAGDOLLARBILLZSWIMMINGPOOLICECREAMS works. They turn regular Playas like me into ceo content generstors

Edit: ESIII is the man of the year YC114 and probably YC116 that's the rumor I hear

SUPER MODLEL ELLEN MADULLIER - BELLE EXPLORATEUR de NEW EDEN

Please Drink Responsibly
Derp Company
Get Off My Lawn
#4 - 2015-01-27 18:25:42 UTC
Escobar 4 CSM! Pirate

Epic Corp for a lucky few.
Escobar Slim III
YOLOSWAGHASHTAGDOLLARBILLZSWIMMINGPOOLICECREAMS
#5 - 2015-01-29 23:35:44 UTC
we have made some new mebers join can u be the next new soldier of swag?