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Bill Gates Omniprocessor ....

Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#1 - 2015-01-13 19:11:12 UTC
Violet Hurst
Fedaya Recon
#2 - 2015-01-13 21:21:19 UTC
Sounds pretty good, let's see how it works out.

"...the Omni Processor meets all the emissions standards set by the U.S. government." Well, if they hadn't included a weak point, the story would've been hard to believe. Big smile
Blake Vanner
Blood and Bondage
#3 - 2015-01-13 22:09:22 UTC
If you want, we can skip this tedious process and I can **** in a cup for you.
Debora Tsung
Caldari State
#4 - 2015-01-13 22:36:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Debora Tsung
Blake Vanner wrote:
If you want, we can skip this tedious process and I can **** in a cup for you.

You'd have to boil your own **** first and collect all the steam to turn it back into water. Seems tedious, lets stick with the initial omniprocessor plan.

EDIT: I admit tho reading the title I thought it would be some new kind of CPU...

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.

Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2015-01-14 00:16:07 UTC
Now if we could hook Mr. Bill up with Dean Kamen...:

If House played Eve:

But in purple, I'm stunning!

Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#6 - 2015-01-14 09:49:04 UTC
Excuse me, I need to go put the kettle on...
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#7 - 2015-01-15 22:19:24 UTC

Ahhh awesome, it´s amazing the amount of people out there ACTIVELY trying to solve the current/future woes of the world right NOW.

I sometimes wonder why such things are never implemented on a mass scale once they figure out they actually work and cost is relatively affordable?

can someone ELI5 me on this matter? Why a world full of brimming inventions that have been proven to work for the betterment of mankind don´t see more widespread use? Economics? As I grow older I think I have become more naive in some areas.

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Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#8 - 2015-01-15 23:04:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Bagrat Skalski

Its a desperate try of man to provide a shortcut to what nature does on its own given enough time. Energy must be consumed in this thing. The feces must flow. This is not a Stillsuit, really. Man exhales a lot of water.
#9 - 2015-01-16 08:36:42 UTC
I know the video. Bill's performance was troll of the week, and made me gag.