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AU TZ PVP'ers Wanted - Caldari Faction Warfare
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Silverbackyererse
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2014-12-22 03:00:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Silverbackyererse
About us.........

The Church of Awesome is open to all sinners looking for salvation who are active in the AU time zone.

We're a laid back pack of mainly Aussie arseholes who don't take things too seriously although we do like to win from time to time.

Our focus is on small scale PVP within Caldari faction warfare.

You won't find us doing epic 40+ jump 2+ hour roams but you will find us spending our online time plexing the warzone, talking crap on TS and PVP'ing at every opportunity.



About you.........

We're looking for pilots with a 12m SP minimum though we will accept newbro's who are keen to try out FW and want to blow things up.
Our TS server is a lively place where you'll hear all sorts of terrible language and some even more terrible accents.
(Our floral use of the English language dictates that we ask for only 18+ applicants).



About us and about you........

We'll provide an environment where you will have fun and meet some great people who just love playing Eve.
We'll provide an environment where you can swear as much as you want, drink as much as you want, troll as much as you want or just sit in silence and shake your head in disgust. Lol
We'll provide daily plexing fleets where you can make some isk, assist the glorious State in its ongoing war against the Gallente and pew pew anything that moves.
We'll provide the ships for you to go and explode stuff or get exploded in.



About contacting us.......

Pop into our public channel - ASIO Public - for a chat.
Silverbackyererse
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2 - 2014-12-23 04:21:01 UTC
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A Kookaburra Up A Gum Tree.
Silverbackyererse
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3 - 2014-12-24 12:08:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Silverbackyererse
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Two great Galah's,
And a Kookaburra up a gum tree.

Big smile
Silverbackyererse
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#4 - 2014-12-25 07:34:20 UTC
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Three Tasmanian Devils,
Two great Galah's,
And a Kookaburra up a gum tree.
Silverbackyererse
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#5 - 2014-12-26 11:23:13 UTC
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Four Bush Pigs,
Three Tasmanian Devils,
Two great Galah's,
And a Kookaburra up a gum tree.
Silverbackyererse
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#6 - 2014-12-27 12:14:41 UTC
Two kids at home, I'm over Christmas. Ho bloody ho! Sad
Theroine
Pew Pew Pirates
#7 - 2014-12-29 11:25:45 UTC
Friendly Christmas bump.

Join in on the pew
Silverbackyererse
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#8 - 2014-12-31 23:32:02 UTC
Happy New Year!
Silverbackyererse
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#9 - 2015-01-03 00:52:58 UTC
Learned something new today.

The word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.
Silverbackyererse
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10 - 2015-01-06 11:27:26 UTC
A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard days work to relax.
He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket. This continued several times before the man's curiosity got the best of him.
He leaned over to the guy and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your little ritual, why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot & beer"?

The man replied, "There's a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts lookin' good, I'm headin' home"!
Silverbackyererse
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#11 - 2015-01-08 10:48:41 UTC
Bruce and his wife Sheila went to the air show every year. Every year Bruce would say, "Sheila, I'd like to ride in one of those aeroplanes."

And every year Sheila would say, "I know Bruce, but those aeroplane rides costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

One year Bruce said, "Sheila, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that aeroplane this year I may never get another chance."

Sheila replied, "Bruce, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

The pilot overheard them and said, "Mates, I'll make you a deal, I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars."

Bruce and Sheila agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word. They landed and the pilot turned to Bruce, "Mate, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."

Bruce replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Sheila fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

Silverbackyererse
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#12 - 2015-01-09 11:31:21 UTC
Did you know..........

That in 1802 a New Zealander invented the condom using a sheep's lower intestine.
Then, in 1822 an Australian refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the sheep first.
Silverbackyererse
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#13 - 2015-01-14 11:08:24 UTC
Bruce's wife Sheila is in a coma.
The nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath.
As they wash her private area, they notice a response on the monitors.
They call her husband Bruce and explain what's happening and make a suggestion.
"Crazy as this sounds Bruce, maybe a little oral sex, will bring her out of the coma."

Bruce is skeptical, but the nurses assure him, that it's worth a try and that they'll close the curtains for privacy.
Bruce finally agrees and goes into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lines.
The nurses run into the room. "What happened Bruce?"

Bruce replies sadly, "I guess she choked."
JuricM
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#14 - 2015-01-14 18:26:28 UTC



What silver has kindly left out from the above story is:

Bruce is also Sheila's brother, and their mother is the nurse. Where, you might ask, is the father? Truth be told; In the corner video taping the event for sale to the general public.

Working title: The Aristocrats.
JuricM
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#15 - 2015-01-16 06:10:11 UTC
Special:

This week, and this week only, The Church of Awesome will be opening its doors to those who do not wish to be saved; those who find our existence a stain on the squidy flag, and more generally, to the entirety of Eve. Feel free to submit your non-application detailing our insignificance, your omniscience, and specifically how the eve universe should be.

For those eager to enjoy a good laugh at the expense of the above applicants, hurry and join now!

We guarantee catharsis.
JuricM
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#16 - 2015-01-17 17:49:07 UTC
Flock to me....like the salmon of Capistrano

Pub chat- ASIO Public

Best
Samsonite
JuricM
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#17 - 2015-01-18 05:35:15 UTC
If you find your bling-ship missing from the POS - Just look in the I.O.U. Hanger. There should be an exotic dancer waiting to tell you a story...
John Revenent
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#18 - 2015-01-18 06:53:38 UTC
Friendly bump to our friends.

Ishukone Loyalist - Private Contractor

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned."
JuricM
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#19 - 2015-01-18 09:41:43 UTC
Thanks!

Come join us in chat:
ASIO Public
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#20 - 2015-01-19 00:46:27 UTC  |  Edited by: IbanezLaney
I for one am shocked to hear of Sheilas life coming to such a tragic end.

Falling from a plane to end up in a coma to only finally die while being treated like one of Orr Gallentes many inflatable dolls is not the kind of ending she deserved.

I remember a wonderful story from Bruce and Sheilas life together.


Only a few years ago Bruce and Shiela were travelling through outback NSW.

Due to their old age - Shielas hearing had already deteriorated quite substantially and Bruces driving abilities had become questionable at best.

While passing the town of Wagga Wagga Bruce was driving so slow on the Highway that a police officer pulled them over.

'Whats wrong officer?' Bruce asked the policeman at the window.

'You were driving very slow there mate - I thought I should see if everything is OK' Replied the officer.

'WHAT DID HE SAY??' Shiela bellowed at Bruce.

'HE SAID I WAS DRIVING TOO SLOW!!!' Bruce yelled into Shielas ear.

'Could I see you licence mate?' asked the officer.

'No problem sir' said Bruce while handing his licence over.

'WHAT DID HE SAY??' Shiela again yelled.

'HE WANTED TO SEE MY LICENCE' Bruce yelled.

Looking at Bruces details on the licence the officer said - 'Oh you are from Gundagai - I went out with a girl from Gundagai once. '

'WHAT DID HE SAY??' Came the expected yell from Shiela in the passanger seat.

'HE SAID HE WENT OUT WITH A GIRL FROM GUNDAGAI ONCE.' Bruce replied

'Yeah she was the worst root I've ever had' The officer commented.

'WHAT DID HE SAY??' Shiela again yelled.

To which Bruce replied - 'HE SAID HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU'

https://soundcloud.com/ibanezlaney
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