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What would you say if the avatar above you came down your chimney?

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Dena Esil
Spearfishing
#1 - 2014-12-24 06:59:28 UTC
yeah, i tried to make one of these threads. Go.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-12-24 07:51:09 UTC
Now i have a machinegun. Ho. Ho. Ho.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

selket Shihari
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2014-12-24 08:21:48 UTC
Graygor..what the hell are you doing here? i dont even have a chimney

When life gives you lemons...BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#4 - 2014-12-24 08:29:09 UTC
No, seriously... all targets have been terminated.
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#5 - 2014-12-24 10:57:27 UTC
I think we both know whathat chimney really means here...

The Drake is a Lie

C1 Black Hole
Nighthawk Exploration
#6 - 2014-12-24 11:10:24 UTC
You said you's gonna wear protection. Takin' me fo' a sucka.

Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#7 - 2014-12-24 11:13:10 UTC
Badel Jramodarr
#8 - 2014-12-24 11:29:09 UTC
One...

*looks at the fireplace and waits for the rest of the Dusettes"
Concord Guy's Cousin
Doomheim
#9 - 2014-12-24 11:32:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Concord Guy's Cousin
@ Shelby*

Sweet, the ultimate stocking filler.

*dammit sniped by the poster above

ISD LackOfFaith ~ "Your Catalyst was a hamster, and your Retriever smelt of elderberries"

NPC Forum Alt, because reasons.

Laken Starr
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2014-12-24 11:38:31 UTC
"Hello, Concord? One of your people seems to be stuck in my ship's exhaust..."
Concord Guy's Cousin
Doomheim
#11 - 2014-12-24 12:06:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Concord Guy's Cousin
Laken Starr wrote:
"Hello, Concord? One of your people seems to be stuck in my ship's exhaust..."

Quote:
Hi you're through to CONCORD, we're currently experiencing high call volumes. To speed up your call please select from the following options.

  1. for Fedo or Slaver Hound related problems
  2. for War Declarations and renewals
  3. if you're having problems in an area outside of our jurisdiction, we can't help but tell us anyway, it's entertaining
  4. for retribution
  5. for any other reason, or to speak to an operator


Cue endless loop of Greensleeves

ISD LackOfFaith ~ "Your Catalyst was a hamster, and your Retriever smelt of elderberries"

NPC Forum Alt, because reasons.

Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#12 - 2014-12-24 17:13:52 UTC
HE AGRESSSED I SWEAR!
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#13 - 2014-12-24 17:40:36 UTC
The booze is in the left cabinet, please don't hurt my family!

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#14 - 2014-12-24 17:48:47 UTC
You've got a damn key.. use the door like a normal person you drunken ***.





Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Big Lynx
#15 - 2014-12-24 17:54:53 UTC
OMFG! YOU are santa?
ISD Supogo
ISD BH
ISD Alliance
#16 - 2014-12-24 18:44:59 UTC
He's climbing in your window, he's snatching yo' people up...

ISD BH Supogo

Bughunter

Equipment Certification and Anomaly Investigations Division (ECAID)

Interstellar Services Department

Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#17 - 2014-12-24 18:49:06 UTC
How did yo fat arse get down my chimney?

Also since when did I get a chimney?
Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#18 - 2014-12-24 19:08:23 UTC
Call the fire & rescue services yo!!
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#19 - 2014-12-24 20:31:21 UTC
Hey, you're not Santa. I'll take whatever you are giving though.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

ISD Supogo
ISD BH
ISD Alliance
#20 - 2014-12-24 21:00:40 UTC
Hey, Dumbledore's house is next door, but I heard you killed him already

ISD BH Supogo

Bughunter

Equipment Certification and Anomaly Investigations Division (ECAID)

Interstellar Services Department

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