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Blazing Saddles reference thread

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#21 - 2014-12-11 14:41:41 UTC
Hisec miners (singing): Now is a time of great decision/Are we to stay or up and quit?/There's no avoiding this conclusion/Our system is turning into sh*t.
Danks
Fat Angry Toe Tappin Inbreds
#22 - 2014-12-11 18:07:49 UTC
Where the Amarr women at?
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#23 - 2014-12-11 21:10:23 UTC
Are we a suspect?

Were not sure.. are we CONCORD?

Yes we are.

Then were suspect.. but were very puzzled.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#24 - 2014-12-11 21:23:24 UTC
*reading from paper*

"As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it's my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new..."

*looks up*

"...miner".
Foodpimp
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2014-12-11 23:44:35 UTC
POS Operator: He says the dreadnought is near!

Scout: No dag nabbit!!! I said the dreadnought is a Naglfar!!! (DONGGGGGGG)
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#26 - 2014-12-12 01:22:01 UTC
Qualifications?

Stampeding Miners.

Well that's not much of a crime!

Through lowsec?

Kinky!

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#27 - 2014-12-12 04:32:58 UTC
Bah, The Waco Kid Good-bye gate camp! Smile
Snagletooth Johnson
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2014-12-12 21:52:47 UTC


As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it's my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new...

...WoW player.
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#29 - 2014-12-13 21:09:17 UTC
What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple miners. These are people of the belts. The common clay of the High Security space. You know... m0r0ns.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#30 - 2014-12-14 02:12:42 UTC
Throw up your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised, you're doing the Gallente Mistake
Voila!
Foodpimp
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2014-12-14 04:57:15 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Throw up your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised, you're doing the Gallente Mistake
Voila!


Very nice!

And somehow, your avatar really kind of sets this off!
Foodpimp
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2014-12-14 04:58:26 UTC
"And for my next impression....Travel fit Ares!"
Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#33 - 2014-12-14 05:15:04 UTC
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
Debora Tsung wrote:
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
The good Reverend, Bob Johnson.

... Shocked Google only sows me some links to a site called "curchofasatan.com" and various (and dubious) other sites... Ugh


Aww man, after rewatching the movie, it's just Reverend Johnson, not Rev. Bob. Johnson.

Forgot there was more. Still a funny scene though.

For your contributions to this thread we'd like to extend to your a laurel and hardy handshake.

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.
Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#34 - 2014-12-14 05:17:08 UTC
Foodpimp wrote:
BEGIN!

I think you've had enough!

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#35 - 2014-12-14 08:56:35 UTC
Sir, he specifically requested two "miners". Well, to tell the family secret, my grandmother was Goon.
Snagletooth Johnson
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#36 - 2014-12-14 11:37:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Snagletooth Johnson
Then one day I heard "Where's YOU'RE permit, mister." I spun around, and there I was face to face with a Venture. Well, I just recalled my drones and warped away. Little bastard shot me in the ass! So I podded to the nearest station, crawled inside a Quafe bottle, and I've been there ever since.

James315: Repeat after me: I...

Men: I...

James315: ...your name...

Men: ...your name...

James315: [to himself] Shmucks.

[continues aloud]

James315: ...pledge allegiance...

Men: ...pledge allegiance...

James315: ...to James315...

Men: ...to Jay315...

James315: THAT'S *JAMES*!

Men: That's James!

James315: ...and to the evil...

Men: ...and to the evil...

James315: ...for which he stands.

Men: ...for which he stands.

James315: Now go do... that voodoo... that YOU do... SO WELL...!


Former Goon "See this hand?"
Mining Corp CEO "Steady as a rock"
Former Goon "Yep, but I F1 with this hand"
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