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C4 PVP with Sudden Buggery

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Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#1 - 2014-12-08 00:16:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery is an established low-drama resident of a C4 Black Hole with N766 static to C2, and C247 to C3.

We specialise in small gang, microgang, batphoning, walks on the beach and emergent gameplay.

We are an Aussie corp full of grouse trench-charging ockers.

Our Killboard

We are primarily a small-gang to medium-gang PVP corporation which relies on stealth, tactics and organic gangs to hunt, gank and murder in low and middle wormhole space. We have three basic doctrines; a shield doctrine, an armour doctrine, and a frigate hole doctrine. We are one of the few corporations which regularly takes fights through frigate holes.

We recruit both noobs, of 2+ weeks, and vets.

Noobs are required to be off their trial periods, be prepared to train EWAR, probing and take guidance on their skill queue. This is called 'mentoring' and we provide it to all newbros, except those who have apprently read the how-to guides and know better than us.

Veterans can join with whatever you have, but a full API is required, and we aren't idiots. Anything suss, you're not getting in. You may also be required to be vetted for personality and ability to fit in with the corporation. Training into our doctrine fits is also required from time to time. if you don't pull your weight PVP wise and focus exclusively on PVE, you will be asked to leave.

We provide sensible, cheap POS living subsidised by PVP loot. if you don't kill stuff, you have to pay for fuel, it's simple and keeps people focused on what is important in the corporation.

We are low-drama, so drama llamas will be ejected. As a consequence, you won't have to deal with primadonnas and assqueefs grandstanding.

Contact me in-game, join our public channel Beggars Bowl, send me a mail, and we will get on comms and have a chat.

Regards,

Trinkets friend
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#2 - 2014-12-09 01:46:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Trinkets friend
Addendum for Prospective Recruits

Dear Possible Recruit,

Whilst we take care not to be rude in the course of our interview process, mistakes are often made. There are ways and means available to you to avoid enraging our overworked, underpaid and half drunk Recruitment Consultants.

1) We do not suffer fools gladly
Sure, you may have ADHD. We already have that one guy in alliance who has ADHD. We don't need a second.

2) We are not a wayward home for itinerant exploration alts.

You may have researched EVE on Reddit and heard all about the amazeballs ISK that a new toon can make in EVE starting out. Wormhole relic and data sites, you've doubtless heard, are the king shizz when it comes to 4 week old nooblets making scads of ISK.

However, this corp does not have room for people who, eg, have 9 million Sp's devoted to flying a hacking covops and zero gun, drone, missile or ship skills. This is not a wayward home for itinerant dweebs to bathe in the reflected glory of the rest of our killmails. if you cannot die horribly and at great length while our T1 logi cruisers rep your poor bait procurer as a bare minimum, then you are not for us. Do not waste your time, or ours.

3) We do not need you to probe for us.

Oh, i hear you. You *love* probing. You love it *so much* it is all you want to do, to join our sterling corporation and make lots of amazing friends in the corp, and just spend hours at a time busting red spheres down to green dots like this is some overly complicated Candy Crush MMO.

Sorry, I'm not an idiot. No one likes probing that much. Your bullcaca does not fool me, you will not get past the gatekeepers, you will not have access to our SMA full of bait haulers and procurers, you may as well rack off and try other idiots.

4) Activity is vital.
If you are inactive, you get kicked.
if you don't get on comms. Guess what?
If you don't get in the wormhole. Go on, Einstein.

As much as I like the mission taxes, as embezzlement is the cornerstone of being a CEO in EVE, we are a corporation which works together, not a bunch of aspies who live apart and send desultory mails to one another every six months.
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#3 - 2014-12-11 00:00:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Trinkets friend
If you don't meet the bill as a newbro or inexperienced wormholer (or are too poor)

I'll suggest that if you are not up to the demands of BUGRY Lyfe, I will suggest:

Catastrophic Overview Failure - it's like BRAVE in wormholes. Better like Vexor navy Issues and blobbing, but if that's for you, there's worse places to go.

The Maythorn
- Good bunch of newbros learning the ropes of w-space, always up for a fight, plenty active, good attitude.

Awakened Ones - for people who find C4 life too isolating and hard. Like, afraid of jumping a wormhole to another wormhole? Can't deal with getting >5km from hisec? these guys live in hisec.

Low Class - various corps, various timezones.
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#4 - 2014-12-13 01:06:14 UTC
Bump!
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#5 - 2014-12-18 07:12:38 UTC
Bump!
Tuscor
13.
Enigma Project
#6 - 2014-12-18 10:36:02 UTC
Ex-pat Aussie here checking in (currently based in the UK). I follow your blog and kinda wish I was still based in Aus - I would be joining you in a flash.

As it is - well I love my current corpies, and if we bump into you on the weekend when our TZs coincide we will give you a good old walloping.

Keep up the good work and the excellent blogging.

T
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#7 - 2014-12-20 00:46:42 UTC
Bump!
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#8 - 2015-01-05 14:19:20 UTC
Bump!
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#9 - 2015-01-08 04:39:36 UTC
Bump!
Darth Bex
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2015-01-08 04:40:41 UTC
AU & US TZ's representation going strong, but newbros are always welcome. Our most recent recruit with less than 2 weeks in game has already shared in over 2 Billion ISK in kills. Come join the buggery.
Johnny Twelvebore
The Tuskers
The Tuskers Co.
#11 - 2015-01-10 18:38:48 UTC
Sudden Buggery are as awesome as the name, if you are an Aussie and not in this corp you're doing it wrong.

Bloody hell, another eve blog! http://johnnytwelvebore.wordpress.com

Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#12 - 2015-01-11 05:17:34 UTC
Baily dump
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#13 - 2015-01-12 05:56:01 UTC
Bump.

Still recruiting nublets and teaching them how to get their first solo kill inside 1 week. 13 days in game and one guy has made a PLEX worth. We believe that no one is too young - with the right attitude - for wormhole space.
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#14 - 2015-01-12 23:28:28 UTC
Badump for the new day.
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#15 - 2015-01-13 23:34:10 UTC
Hurf blurf we killed a 1.1B pod and a 900M ISK Onyx of all things yester-eve. Aye, twas juicier than a young lady's ladyparts upon finding Fabio washing himself in a stream in a forest glen, using cats and baby sloths.
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#16 - 2015-02-02 00:49:12 UTC
Bump! Recruiting is now open US TZ especially.
Xanndros Yamato
Perkone
Caldari State
#17 - 2015-02-02 08:11:42 UTC
A most unimpressive recruitment process with these guys.

2/10.

Would not recommend unless paranoid asshats who can't even ask straightforward questions are your cup of tea.
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#18 - 2015-02-03 03:14:37 UTC
Thanks for confirming we are, in fact, a wormhole corporation!
Graf VonDeninard
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2015-02-04 00:50:35 UTC
seeing where the rabbit hole takes me!

bump for the aussie bros.
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#20 - 2015-02-18 01:44:56 UTC
baaaarmp
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