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Jimer Lins
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2011-09-13 08:55:12 UTC
New forums. Nice.

What? I needed something to do while I wait for the client to download and crawl my ass out of 0.0.

I don't seem to be able to include my old signature.

This makes me sad. Can we please have signatures back, so I will stop being sad?
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#2 - 2011-09-13 09:36:36 UTC
Good morning!

Would you like a coffee? No, no, I insist. The pot is freshly brewed. Now, once the caffeine has woken up your slowly dying brain please take a look around and reconsider the 'nice' sentiment.

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.

The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.

Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then-
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds-
your foot just squashed one.

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper'?

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner

I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, ****! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams
My claws are not that sharp.

Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"

The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey"

We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Jimer Lins
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2011-09-13 09:39:28 UTC
Ah, that's the eve-o I remember!

Missed ya, Spank. ;)

I don't seem to be able to include my old signature.

This makes me sad. Can we please have signatures back, so I will stop being sad?
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#4 - 2011-09-13 09:46:00 UTC
The new forum needs some of the good stuff but while the block feature is generally fail at actually blocking, it does seem to be stopping the most obvious trolls from even bothering to post (athonfail is the worst, Tom Gerard knows his days are numbered too).

Oh, talking of stuff the new forums are missing ~

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TILDES OWN

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#5 - 2011-09-13 09:48:28 UTC
So you just resubbed?

Me too! Although I've only been gone a few weeks this is the first time in about a year that I have had a reliable connection. At least it was installed yesterday so it BETTER be reliable. This means I can actually log in when it suits me rather than when it suits my connection Blink

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Jimer Lins
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2011-09-13 09:51:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Jimer Lins
Still irked that I can't put images in my signature. We had them for what, a freaking decade?

Of course, I chose to renew on patch day. Roll So it's ten to three here and I'm off to bed. I'll be crawling my arse out of BFE tomorrow. For now, I say it's good to see ya again, and goodnight. ;)

I don't seem to be able to include my old signature.

This makes me sad. Can we please have signatures back, so I will stop being sad?
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#7 - 2011-09-13 10:08:01 UTC
Heh,

I resubbed, moved about 3 jumps to go get some cheaper ship since I'm rusty as hell, landed in instalocking camp, lost ship and discovered what that new UI lag and easy pod loss was that people were talking about Oops

An auspicious start to things!

Nighty Night.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Karl Planck
Perkone
Caldari State
#8 - 2011-09-13 13:01:17 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
Heh,

I resubbed, moved about 3 jumps to go get some cheaper ship since I'm rusty as hell, landed in instalocking camp, lost ship and discovered what that new UI lag and easy pod loss was that people were talking about Oops

An auspicious start to things!

Nighty Night.


The UI lag is from people being lazy, if you spam warp before you sploder you don't lose your pod. However, if you forget to spam before, then yes, there is an additional ¬2sec delay or so, which is plenty of time for a frig to nail you Twisted

*Edit: Welcome back spank xD

I has all the eve inactivity
CCP Zymurgist
C C P
C C P Alliance
#9 - 2011-09-13 14:54:17 UTC
Oh, why hello there! Glad you like the new forums but still locking thread for lack of content.

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