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Mharius Skjem
Guardians of the Underworld
#61 - 2014-11-25 18:10:22 UTC
The Gankers Paradise Burger.

It's big, it's tasty, but explodes with the lightest of touches.

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War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#62 - 2014-11-25 21:00:29 UTC
I'd go with something like...

1/4lb angus burger
swiss and cheddar cheeses, melted on top
crispy bacon
jalapenos
spicy mayo
toasted sourdough bun

with a side of onion rings

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#63 - 2014-11-25 21:39:12 UTC
The Troll Bridge

A footlong baguette, toasted with olive oil and garlic,
7 Beef and pork meatballs, breaded with panko, parsley and parmesan and fried. -and-
1 jalapeno cream cheese stuffed and breaded habanero pepper.
Sautéed onions.
3 Mozzarella sticks.
Covered in luscious meat sauce
topped with Provolone and baked.

You know you want to try one..

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#64 - 2014-11-25 22:57:28 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
The K-8

cake


I'd eat it....

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Super spikinator
Hegemonous Conscripts
#65 - 2014-11-25 23:03:53 UTC
The Super spikinator

(From the top to the bottom)
Bun
Best Foods Mayo
Lettuce
Beetroot
Egg
Onion
Lamb Patty
Egmont Cheese
Bacon
Lamb Patty
Epicure Cheese
Tomato Sauce
Bun

And for the signature burger:

The CCP

Chicken Breast Coated in special herbs and spices (the salt coming from human tears)
Special Sauce
American Cheese
Bacon
Russian Cheese
Special Sauce
Chicken Breast coated in special herbs and spices
Chainsaw Plankton
FaDoyToy
#66 - 2014-11-25 23:27:24 UTC
CCP Avalon wrote:
Seems like you missed Hamborgara Búllan (lit. translates to 'hamburger joint')


If I ever strike it rich, first thing I'm doing is buying a plane ticket, and eating there. I really like that place.

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Glasgow Dunlop
The Dark Space Initiative
Scary Wormhole People
#67 - 2014-11-26 01:06:27 UTC
hmm, burger:

The Dunlop.

some kind of bread to hold, big burger bun top with seasem and poppy seeds
Garlic & sourcreme sauce
Lattice bacon layer
Layer of whisky infused cheese
a 6oz aberdeen angus patty
2nd Lattice layer of Bacon
shredded iceberg lettuce & minced onion
2nd 6oz Aberdeen angus patty
mid bun section
2nd layer of whisky infused cheese
(optional) layer of haggis w/ whisky sauce
3rd bacon lattice
3rd 6oz Aberdeen Angus Patty
2nd shredded iceberg lettuce & minced onion
Toasted Large Base Bun

I WANT SO MUCH!!!

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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#68 - 2014-11-26 01:18:15 UTC
The Gankburger.

You don't get to eat it because after you pick yourself up off the floor you'll say you didn't want it anyway.

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Alexa Coates
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#69 - 2014-11-26 01:55:30 UTC
Alexa's Special:

1/2lb Angus, well done.
Natual-Cut fries on top of patty.
Lettuce
Onions
Small amount of mayo and ketchup
Thick, toasted buns

**** yeah.

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#70 - 2014-11-26 02:10:27 UTC
The Fozzie.

Cornmeal bun.
Cajun seasoned turkey patty.
Melted pepperjack.
Garlic aioli
Red onion
Coleslaw.


Due to feedback about seasoning the Fozzie is being changed to:

Cornmeal bun.
Herb seasoned turkey patty
Melted Swiss
Garlic aioli
Red onion
Coleslaw



Ok.. due to more feedback, we've decided that the strength of the onions need to be adjusted. Therefore, the new stats are:

Cornmeal bun
Herb seasoned turkey patty
Melted Swiss
Garlic aioli
Sweet.Vidalia onions
Coleslaw



Cornmeal buns have now been deemed too powerful in the hands of veteran chefs. So were making some slight adjustments. The new stats are:

Sourdough Kaiser roll
Herb seasoned turkey patty
Melted Swiss
Garlic aioli
Sweet Vidalia onions
Coleslaw.

Let us know what you think!

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Arronicus
State War Academy
Caldari State
#71 - 2014-11-26 16:10:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Arronicus
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
.... is not a new Dev.. but a hypothetical touristy burger joint in Reykjavik created by CCP!

Lets also say, for the sake of argument (something I never do), that CCP wanted to name a few delicious burger creations after some of our more esteemed players.

What would your burger have on it?

Ill go first.

Unsuccessful at Everything Burger.


Onion bun burnt in toaster. Torn in attempt to get it out when it gets jammed in too far.
Burger patty has too many dry ingredients, falls apart through grill.
Sliced onion includes the tip of one of your fingers.
Ketchup and relish make more of an appearance down the front of your shirt, than on the bun.

Wipe off your keyboards. I know I sound delicious.





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Ssabat Thraxx
DUST Expeditionary Team
Good Sax
#72 - 2014-11-26 17:04:24 UTC
Dont bother trying to order an ISboxer Burger....


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Ima Wreckyou
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#73 - 2014-11-26 19:20:57 UTC
Ssabat Thraxx wrote:
IDK what James315's burger would be made out of, but I hear if you eat it all he reimburses you for the cost Big smile
It is obviously a veggie* burger out of death miner corpses

*vegetables are ok

Evil RatKid
Mac Munoz
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#74 - 2014-11-26 20:10:05 UTC
All the burgers anyone needs.

http://pornburger.me
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#75 - 2014-11-26 21:43:21 UTC
The Ezwal

Mixed beef and pork sausage patty
Cheddar Cheese
4 Slices hardwood smoked bacon
Pretzel roll
Whole thing battered and deep fried.
Food coma keeps you from posting in GD.


The Barsterlode

Grilled garlic bread
Thin sliced med rare ribeye
Thin sliced spanish onion
Light smear of Dijon
melted provolone
Au Jus on the side for dipping.
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The Guard

1/3lb beef patty mixed with chopped bacon.
1 slice swiss, 1 slice sharp cheddar
Thick sliced tomato
Russian dressing
on toasted marbled rye.

Order it "Mr G" style, double the cheese, and 2 grilled cheese sandwiches as buns.
Not that im calling Mr G cheesy or anything...

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CCP Explorer
C C P
C C P Alliance
#76 - 2014-11-26 21:45:56 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
We already have a burger joint that most CCPers head to when there's a fish overload for lunch P
That *some* CCPers go to when there's fish for lunch. Fish is good.

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CCP Explorer
C C P
C C P Alliance
#77 - 2014-11-26 21:48:30 UTC
CCP Avalon wrote:
Meiyang Lee wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
We already have a burger joint that most CCPers head to when there's a fish overload for lunch P
So, American Style, Nonabatti, Íslenska Hamborgarafabrikkan or did I miss one?

I seem to recall one from my last Fanfest visit (2011), one particular restaurant that was full of film posters and memorabilia and served some of the most awesome burgers I had the pleasure of eating during my stay in Iceland, but I can't recall the name.
Seems like you missed Hamborgara Búllan (lit. translates to 'hamburger joint')
Hamborgarabúllan, Grillmarkaðurinn, Nóra Magasín, KEX Hostel, Kol, UNO, Hamborgarafabrikkan, Hamborgarasmiðjan, Dirty Burger, Vitabar, Vegamót, Chuck Norris, American Style, Grillhúsið, Ruby Tuesday, Lauga-ás, Forréttabarinn.

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baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#78 - 2014-11-26 22:01:46 UTC
CCP Explorer wrote:
Chuck Norris.


Without doubt the most ridiculous eatery I have seen in a long time. I shall add it to my list of places to visit.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#79 - 2014-11-26 22:06:23 UTC
CCP Explorer wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
We already have a burger joint that most CCPers head to when there's a fish overload for lunch P
That *some* CCPers go to when there's fish for lunch. Fish is good.


So.. you are saying The Explorer is to be a fish sandwich.. Halibut or Hákarl?

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baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#80 - 2014-11-26 22:07:52 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
CCP Explorer wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
We already have a burger joint that most CCPers head to when there's a fish overload for lunch P
That *some* CCPers go to when there's fish for lunch. Fish is good.


So.. you are saying The Explorer is to be a fish sandwich.. Halibut or Hákarl?


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