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This is how EVE should be

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isthiswherei putmyname
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2014-11-23 00:18:05 UTC
I get a new big shiney ship that can destroy most ships. It gets fit with great modules, I get blessed by CCP with millions of SP, and I get plenty of player targets to shoot at that are just as bad as me. That way I can feel better while playing EVE and it will make me happy! I say this because blowing things up will make me happy and if people are willing to sit there and get blown up it is good for all!

So it should be more casual so I don't have to think too hard and be amazing at gaming so I can blow things up fast and have fun.
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#2 - 2014-11-23 00:19:29 UTC
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#3 - 2014-11-23 00:19:30 UTC
⅛/10

☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
isthiswherei putmyname
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2014-11-23 00:21:15 UTC  |  Edited by: isthiswherei putmyname
Doc Fury wrote:
⅛/10



I feel entitled to get at least 1/10 for showing up.

EDIT: But what you all don't know is that I really do want people to line up just so I can blow them up to feel better right now. So this isn't mostly a troll post. It would be more fun for me atm to just blow things up in EVE, like a dopamine boost on steroids!
Paranoid Loyd
#5 - 2014-11-23 00:21:28 UTC
.0625/10

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Ryder 'ook
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2014-11-23 00:33:23 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
.0625/10


C'mon, you can't seriously consider giving more than 0.5/10!

0.3/10

Every atom in our bodies was forged in the furnace of ancient stars - it's time we return home.
isthiswherei putmyname
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2014-11-23 00:34:36 UTC
Come on guys I'm depressed. :(
Paranoid Loyd
#8 - 2014-11-23 00:35:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
Ryder 'ook wrote:
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
.0625/10


C'mon, you can't seriously consider giving more than 0.5/10!

Roll Lrn2number

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#9 - 2014-11-23 00:39:54 UTC
tl;dr; 0.0125

Signatures should be used responsibly...
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#10 - 2014-11-23 00:46:03 UTC
isthiswherei putmyname wrote:
I get a new big shiney ship that can destroy most ships. It gets fit with great modules,

Noobships are free, can kill alost all other ships in game, and are given to you with the fantastic Civilian blaster and civilian mining lasers. Agreed.
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I get blessed by CCP with millions of SP,

You bless them with sub monies, they bless you with the ability to get SP. Whether or not you train for it and how quickly is all up to you. To each his own I always say!
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and I get plenty of player targets to shoot at that are just as bad as me.

Lets not go too far.. not many people are on your particular level.
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That way I can feel better while playing EVE and it will make me happy! I say this because blowing things up will make me happy and if people are willing to sit there and get blown up it is good for all!

Mmmkay...
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So it should be more casual so I don't have to think too hard and be amazing at gaming so I can blow things up fast and have fun.

There is literally nothing stopping you from undocking during minute 1 and attacking someone in your Velator. Well, except CONCORD, ISDs, Station guns, and rules against noob system asshattery. Other than that, and the suppression of the tutorials.. ok.. there are some things keeping you from immediately doing that.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
isthiswherei putmyname
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2014-11-23 00:48:39 UTC
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re casual so I don't have to think too hard and be amazing at gaming so I can blow things up fast and have fun.
There is literally nothing stopping you from undocking during minute 1 and attacking someone in your Velator. Well, except CONCORD, ISDs, Station guns, and rules against noob system asshattery. Other than that, and the suppression of the tutorials.. ok.. there are some things keeping you from immediately doing that.


Seems like CCP is already making the game pretty casual. I thought their motto was space is dangerous? Why put all these restrictions in place?
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#12 - 2014-11-23 01:02:27 UTC
isthiswherei putmyname wrote:


Seems like CCP is already making the game pretty casual. I thought their motto was space is dangerous? Why put all these restrictions in place?


Because for every 1 person who wants moar sandbox, there are 5 crybabies wanting complete WoW forest boar hunting safety.

Its literally why we cant have nice things.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
isthiswherei putmyname
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2014-11-23 01:08:28 UTC
Sooo that is why CODE exists! AHA I get it now! I have been enlightened by thine ways. If the game makes things too safe, make the game unsafe because the restrictions suck.
ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#14 - 2014-11-23 02:20:57 UTC
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