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Odds? What odds?

Author
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2014-11-21 11:53:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Remiel Pollard
Our First Recruitment Video << if you don't like reading, just watch this instead.

So you want to be a pirate. We need pirates. No pirates means no swag and no swag means no grog and we are getting dangerously low on grog.

You must go through three trials to become a pirate *hic*

Art of pew pew

Api

Sense of Humor

And then you must drink grog with us!

Wait.... that's four, although technically, drinking isn't a trial.

Anyway, Tl;DR we want PVP'ers but not stick-up-the-arse PVP'ers who care so much about killboards that they can't enjoy a good fight, win or lose. There are too many unoppressed carebears in our new home and the oppression must commence with more haste than we can currently muster with present manpower.

But yeah, we don't even care about skillpoints, or timezone (much), we just want people looking for a good time and a bit of fun. Knowing English is pretty important and you'll need Mumble and Teamspeak of course. I know what you're gonna ask, why both? Well, it's complicated, but you'll need 'em. Other than that, just bring your API, some booze, and a PVP ship, and enjoy the party.

Oh, and be prepared for fighting against the odds.

Drama Llamas will be promptly spit out to into the ether, possible even awoxed. Who knows. Just don't be a ****, literally our only rule. Except for the no indies rule - we'll blue indi alts but don't want indies in alliance please.

For more details, please join Obvious Pub in-game chat channel and see who's around.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104