Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Are you blacklisted from every alliance in the game?
Are you a 6 year veteran that still has the skill of a Goon?
Have you been called a spy because you were on Ventrilo hot-micing with your World of Warcraft guildies while on a VPN trading encrypted chat messages with Xenuria? (One of our best recruits)

We get it. There is no other corporation that is more accepting of players, young and old.

Why is that?
It's pretty simple, actually. We are good-hearted Christian men. It's not uncommon for our friendships to become deep, emotional connections that stick with us through our daily lives. We know that EVE is a very dangerous game full of sinners that can scam, awox, spy, and backstab. We simply do not partake in those activities. We mine, mission, and rat in only the safest locations of EVE. Our player retention rate is 99.9% with many stellar reviews such as this.

Why did we decide to join Tishu?
We follow our religion very closely and we felt strong signs pointing us towards these fine Serbian gentlemen on their crusade to kill the Turk and the Kebab. We hope that there will be many good times ahead, and look forward to getting all the dank frags and tears that we can.

What's new?
Recently, our founding member Kermit leaqd and went on a date with Piggy. He has yet to return. He is no longer able to manage our corporation, and leadership has changed. We view this as a positive change, because the new leadership has much more time to manage. We don't have jobs or friends, to bog our time down and are very strict Christians.

What you will gain?
Many of our members gain wonderful reputations while in our corporation. Four of our best members grew up in our corporation and graduated to Pandemic Legion. We are the official training alliance for Pandemic Legion.

Top members that have graduated with honors to PL:
Takla sanage
Pans Exual (Has since returned home)
Xenuria (Has also returned home)
graves1091 (Left pl for OE lamao)

We welcome you, where ever you are in life or in EVE.

If you are interested in removing the trials and tribulations from EVE Online, please contact Pans Exual or Jeronica.

Boring requirement things:
Don't be dumb
Have some kills
Don't be annoying
Be able to fly useful things

Also: Please do not drink Monster energy drinks they are the WORK OF THE DEVIL

I was in a very bad place in my life. I was very depressed, my boyfriend walked out on me for a jobless Brutor. My mother was diagnosed with autisicism after discovering that her only son was an aspie. My life was going no where fast. I was involuntarily referred to self-help therapy and was unable to motivate myself to attend.

All of this changed.

I joined this corporation. This corporation is committed to finding value in people, even at their lowest points. I no longer feel ashamed of myself. I'm not a fat, lazy neckbeard. My therapist was wrong. My corp mates have showed me the silver lining. I am a heavy set man that has an euphoric outlook on life, only waiting to find his true love and dream job being a video game designer. That's what it's about, having people that care about you. Good Christian people shining the light of Jesus your way.

If you believe you are worthless, please apply to this corp. We will help you find strong bonds and the personal relationships you need to succeed in life.

Today in bible studied we analyzed these passages:


Genesis 19:1-11

And discovered that once Kermit and Pants spent the night in a town square

Join us today for new insights into your own lives.

Daily reminder to join Tackled in Belt

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This corp allowed me to secure a spot in hevun

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this corp cured my atheism