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Stuff you don't want to hear your FC say...

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Faith Xavier
Eclipse Mariner
#1 - 2014-11-15 23:29:10 UTC
Figured I might get some entertaining responses to this question:

What are some things you never want to hear from your FC?

Examples:
"I'm bored."
"C-Y-N-O. What's a...sinnow?"
"What do you mean 'Warp or jump?' What's the difference?"
"Comms? Just type faster."
"Hi, I'm Faith and I will be your FC today."
etcetc

I'm sure you guys can come up with better.
Ares Desideratus
UNSAFE SPACE
#2 - 2014-11-16 00:05:21 UTC
"make sure you have decent tank so you can tank gate guns"
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#3 - 2014-11-16 00:56:22 UTC
DHB WildCat
Out of Focus
Odin's Call
#4 - 2014-11-16 01:45:01 UTC
While in warp to outbound gate.......


"Cyno up on exit gate........... 15-20 Battleships...................................... PIPEBOMB!!!!!!!!!!"

"Update your clones"







or if you are like me in a solo Battleship............

as cyno goes up

"****, how many titans are they using this time"
Modie Elnath
Stille Gewalt
#5 - 2014-11-16 02:23:42 UTC
"O s**t......."

"Dont forget to upgrade your clones"

German NPSI Community
Lister Vindaloo
5 Tons of Flax
#6 - 2014-11-16 05:14:48 UTC
"OK, fleet, orbit me, I'm the Myrm named FC"
Revileushin Eyri
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-11-16 09:46:02 UTC
Nothing is what I don't want my FCs to say. :)

INACTIVE ATM: Taking Wing - A rambling blog that's mostly EVE stuff.
h3llra1z3r3 Arkaral
Hardcore Pwnography Inc.
#8 - 2014-11-16 09:56:37 UTC
"Cancel Warp" After a fleet warp and three or four of you end up landing on a big gate camp.

" Jump, jump, jump...........oh no wait cancel that"
Azov Rassau
Iron Destiny
#9 - 2014-11-16 11:02:19 UTC
"Warp out , warp out! Anywhere. You can jump to... you can jump to... Nalvula. Yeah, jump to Nalvula."

*5 minutes later*

"Is anyone still alive in Nalvula?"

Be the change you want to see in Highsec.

Anti-Ganking Fun: www.gankerjamming.com
Cartheron Crust
The Tuskers
The Tuskers Co.
#10 - 2014-11-16 16:45:09 UTC
"Passive align to. . ."

[Cartheron Crust has left fleet]
Theon Severasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2014-11-17 15:20:50 UTC
"..."

*30 minutes later*

"Sorry I fell asleep there, we still alive?"
gomlee
Caldari 1
Caldari Alliance
#12 - 2014-11-17 19:14:39 UTC
stand down.....
Mharius Skjem
Guardians of the Underworld
#13 - 2014-11-22 22:56:56 UTC
'That's why I left Test...'

A recovering btter vet,  with a fresh toon and a determination to like everything that CCP does to Eve...

Don't take me too seriously though, I like to tease a bit on the forums, but that's only because I love you...
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#14 - 2014-11-23 20:00:41 UTC
'Can somebody take over? I don't know what to do any more....'

'Does anybody know where we are going?'

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Iyokus Patrouette
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2014-11-24 00:43:52 UTC
'So i was playing WoW yesterday.'

---- Advocate for the initiation of purple coloured wormholes----

Deathmancer
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2014-11-24 12:53:58 UTC
kill this ship , after kill that one (and no broadcast its made) , primary ishtar (in a 100 man ishtar fleet also no broadcast its made) .
Jake Rivers
New Planetary Order
#17 - 2014-11-24 18:12:38 UTC
Boat said warp, then a second later he goes 'if you warped your dead'.

Senex Legio
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#18 - 2014-11-25 08:31:10 UTC
"primary the rifter" when confronting a fleet with no frigates.
Aiko Ueshiba
Doomheim
#19 - 2014-11-25 20:09:47 UTC
"I just bought this character yesterday. What do ya think?"

"... I assume that any work which engages with the future must necessarily consist of fragments of the past; any vision we have of the future is necessarily built of our experience to the moment in which we conceive of the vision." W. Gibson.
inta Vakaria
BoomTime
House of Boom
#20 - 2014-11-26 16:09:05 UTC
"I'm hoping to get my first ever pvp kill tonight"
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