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HELP!! CCP wont answer my ticket..

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Jenn aSide
Soul Machines
The Initiative.
#41 - 2014-11-14 13:38:51 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Cynadore wrote:
Legitimately trying to help you


I wouldn't go that far, if that was the case I would have written a hand-holding answer, just trying to get OP to think for himself under less than ideal circumstances. Teach a man to fish yadayada.


The old Greek saying was suypoposedly "give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish, he'll eat forever".

It's incorrectly translated from the ancient greek. The REAL saying is;

"give a man a fish, he'll expect a fish from you tomorrow (Fishbama care), try to teach a man to fish, he'll call you a troll on the internet while starving to death out of spite".
Jenn aSide
Soul Machines
The Initiative.
#42 - 2014-11-14 13:42:46 UTC
CCP Darwin wrote:
Edit: It seems like other folks in the thread have found your problem. If that doesn't fix it, please open a bug report using the reporting tool available from the F12 menu. Feel free to mention my name so I can check it out myself.


Oh and i just noticed the irony of a thread by a guy who can figure out a really simple thing being responded to by a game named Darwin...
Leannor
State War Academy
Caldari State
#43 - 2014-11-14 13:42:49 UTC
Cynadore wrote:
Innocent Participant wrote:
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Exhumers don't have turret slots.

They probably haven't stopped laughing at you yet.



Into the mining laser/strip miner slots troll.



Congrats on calling people who are legitimately trying to help you "troll". You'll go far in this game. Keep mining!



wasn't very helpful to be honest, ... helpful would be telling him to use Strip Miners (bubble looking things) instead of Dc Miners (gun looking things) ...

"Lykouleon wrote:

STOP TOUCHING ICONIC SHIP PARTS"
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#44 - 2014-11-14 13:55:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Jenn aSide wrote:
The old Greek saying was suypoposedly "give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish, he'll eat forever".

It's incorrectly translated from the ancient greek. The REAL saying is;

"give a man a fish, he'll expect a fish from you tomorrow (Fishbama care), try to teach a man to fish, he'll call you a troll on the internet while starving to death out of spite".

I prefer the Discworld version "Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life"

Twisted

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Feyd's Survival Pack
Pok Nibin
Doomheim
#45 - 2014-11-14 14:39:12 UTC
Customer service! How may we help you?

The right to free speech doesn't automatically carry with it the right to be taken seriously.
Cynadore
3 R Corporation
#46 - 2014-11-14 16:19:00 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:

I prefer the Discworld version "Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life"

Twisted


One of my all-time favorite Pratchett quotes! The man has a gift. Now if only he could remember what it was... poor bugger.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#47 - 2014-11-14 17:41:07 UTC
Cynadore wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:

I prefer the Discworld version "Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life"

Twisted


One of my all-time favorite Pratchett quotes! The man has a gift. Now if only he could remember what it was... poor bugger.
His gift is being able to make grown adults giggle uncontrollably when they read his books.

On that note "ook!"

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Jean Luc Lemmont
Carebears on Fire
#48 - 2014-11-14 17:44:11 UTC
Pok Nibin wrote:
Customer service! How may we help you?


Thank you for calling customer service. How may we abuse you today?

Will I get banned for boxing!?!?!

This thread has degenerated to the point it's become like two bald men fighting over a comb. -- Doc Fury

It's bonuses, not boni, you cretins.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#49 - 2014-11-14 17:50:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Jean Luc Lemmont wrote:
Pok Nibin wrote:
Customer service! How may we help you?


Thank you for calling customer service. How may we abuse you today?
Sounds about right.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#50 - 2014-11-14 20:18:30 UTC
Since the question's been answered a lot of times, gone off track, made a few entertaining comments, I'll just close it out and not delete anyone's posts. Tempting as it may be...

Thread closed!

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

Senior Lead

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department
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