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List of Demands

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Michael Scar
Dunder Mifflin Paper Co.
#1 - 2011-12-14 06:13:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Michael Scar
My demands are as follows:

1. Im tired of seeing my tengu fly backwards.
2. I like walking in the spacestation but i also want to walk outside my ship.
3. Grappling hooks that i can attach to other players ships and reel them in.
4. Make it so you can enter other players ships and have a swashbuckle.
5. Fancy swords to spend that new blue currency on.
6. NO lightsabers, lets keep it classy.
7. Also those badass cloaks thats the lords and dukes wear in the tutors.
8. Medals that corps awards should also have an option to show them on your outfits.
9. Corp logos on spaceships and corp logo patches for shoulders of you chars jacket.
10.Fancy hats with feathers, think musketeer in space. Spaceketeers.
11. Frenchmaid Friday: All female chars are in french maid outfits and gentlemen are in tuxedos. Also wine and cheese one week then campaign and fish eggs the next week it rotates.

You have one week.

I added some more to make eve a more elegant refined place.
Opertone
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2 - 2011-12-14 06:21:13 UTC
may I troll you some?

I want Gummi bears. I want Gummy Berry Juice. I want Medallion. Hey, wait, why don't I go to cartoon channel instead? I am on my way...

This post sums up why the 'best' work with DCM inc.

WARP DRIVE makes eve boring

really - add warping align time 300% on gun aggression and eve becomes great again
Shivus Tao
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2011-12-14 06:22:35 UTC
Clever girl.

#1 was believable but is all fell apart at #2. You needed a few more believable demands before switching over to clear jokes.
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#4 - 2011-12-14 06:22:36 UTC
tengus are supposed to fly backwards

screw walking in stations, it's all about WALKING IN SPACE

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Ioci
Bad Girl Posse
#5 - 2011-12-14 06:23:34 UTC
Opertone wrote:
may I troll you some?

I want Gummi bears. I want Gummy Berry Juice. I want Medallion. Hey, wait, why don't I go to cartoon channel instead? I am on my way...



You should have rolled Gallente

R.I.P. Vile Rat
Jonathan Ferguson
JC Ferguson and Son Ltd
Ferguson Alliance
#6 - 2011-12-14 06:30:54 UTC
My wish list: (I'm in no position to make 'demands'. Their financial success or failure is in their own hands and always has been.)

1. Stop banning people from forums because you disagree with their point of view. Reinstate those you banned without cause (or for trivial reasons) and apologize.
2. Get rid of aurum.
3. Reinstate the QEN with as much information as before and more.
4. Fire CSM VI.
5. Stop meddling in the in-game economy (particularly the PLEX market.)
6. Disclose how many dev teams will be working on FiS for the next 6 months.
7. Stop playing favorites and start demonstrating some ethical integrity.

There's prolly more but that would be a good start.
Halcyon Ingenium
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2011-12-14 06:35:34 UTC
My demands:

1. Stop making terrible threads in GD.

That is all.

By the way, since we're already talking, do you want to buy a rifter? I've got the cheapest rifters in Metropolis. If you can find a cheaper rifter, buy it!
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#8 - 2011-12-14 07:28:17 UTC
Jonathan Ferguson wrote:
My wish list: (I'm in no position to make 'demands'. Their financial success or failure is in their own hands and always has been.)

1. Stop banning people from forums because you disagree with their point of view. Reinstate those you banned without cause (or for trivial reasons) and apologize.
2. Get rid of aurum.
3. Reinstate the QEN with as much information as before and more.
4. Fire CSM VI.
5. Stop meddling in the in-game economy (particularly the PLEX market.)
6. Disclose how many dev teams will be working on FiS for the next 6 months.
7. Stop playing favorites and start demonstrating some ethical integrity.

There's prolly more but that would be a good start.


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b'bye

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Jaroslav Unwanted
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2011-12-14 07:33:01 UTC
My demands..

ou wait i am actually not the one who could or should make such.
Just do whatever you plan to do, consult with CSMs
And i will be judge of the outcome. Yet i will left the jury out, since yet again
I am not the one to pass judgement. Only opinions.
Hired Assasin
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#10 - 2011-12-14 07:56:15 UTC
Have your tried clearing your cache? am i doing this right?

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2011-12-14 08:11:31 UTC
Jonathan Ferguson wrote:
My wish list: (I'm in no position to make 'demands'. Their financial success or failure is in their own hands and always has been.)

1. Stop banning people from forums because you disagree with their point of view. Reinstate those you banned without cause (or for trivial reasons) and apologize.
2. Get rid of aurum.
3. Reinstate the QEN with as much information as before and more.
4. Fire CSM VI.
5. Stop meddling in the in-game economy (particularly the PLEX market.)
6. Disclose how many dev teams will be working on FiS for the next 6 months.
7. Stop playing favorites and start demonstrating some ethical integrity.

There's prolly more but that would be a good start.


Why so srs?

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#12 - 2011-12-14 09:39:18 UTC
Jonathan Ferguson wrote:
I'm in no position to make 'demands'.


Fixed that for you.

The rest of the stuff you wrote is available in several other threads posted-in by you and your Partner/Alt/Disenchanted self.

IdeaPlay something you like.

COO - Bene Gesserit Chapterhouse  CEO - Sanctuary Pact Alliance
Jaroslav Unwanted
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2011-12-14 09:42:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Jaroslav Unwanted
Thorn Galen wrote:
Jonathan Ferguson wrote:
I'm in no position to make 'demands'.


Fixed that for you.

The rest of the stuff you wrote is available in several other threads posted-in by you and your Partner/Alt/Disenchanted self.

IdeaPlay something you like.



Thanks, but its hard, because i dont like anything. I am just jaded. I dont even know what "like" feels or should feel. Dont have it programmed, i remember i used to know but i put that behind.
And indeed i suffer with depersonalization disorder.
Elson Tamar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2011-12-14 10:28:48 UTC
OP youe are a gentleman and a scholar. Should we start shooting statues till we get our feathered hats!
CCP Navigator
C C P
C C P Alliance
#15 - 2011-12-14 10:34:40 UTC
Stop making bad threads is pretty much my only demand.

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