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Solecist Project
#21 - 2014-10-06 08:42:16 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Ugh... WAIT!!
Nobody told me I could do just a poem! Can I really do a poem instead? And about explosions too! Look!!

Hello to space
You seem alright
And all your fits
Were made too tight

You're not alone
Keep cool your mind
With other ships
That you can find

They flying left
They flying right
They bump each other
Every night

And they explode
All around you
BOOM! BOOM!
BOOM! BOOM!

And they will pay
For all the crimes
Against the State
And Humanity!!
CHAAARGEEE!!!

Too late.

You're mine! Twisted

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Havohej
Cretus Incendium
Electus Matari
#22 - 2014-10-06 08:46:10 UTC
Eran Mintor wrote:
Havohej, how I've missed you. What would you do with me on our date?

-Eran

A long-overdue conversation, over a pint or three of the finest lager Pator has to offer.

Strike us like matches, 'cause everyone deserves the flames.

OOC Forums @ Backstage
Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
SL33PERS
#23 - 2014-10-06 08:59:04 UTC
For three hundred million I'd have to make her mine Veldspar.
Diana Kim
Kenshin Katana.
United Caldari Space Command.
#24 - 2014-10-06 09:34:33 UTC
Please no?

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Solecist Project
#25 - 2014-10-06 09:41:23 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Please no?
Don't be scared ....
... you will love it .......................... Twisted

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Odelya d'Hanguest
Order of St. Severian
#26 - 2014-10-06 12:34:08 UTC
Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
I fail to see the merit in these sorts of fundraisers. To me, it seems crude and insulting to all involved.

To the Host, it shows he has nothing of value to offer up for funding. No promise of return, no product to sell.

To the "Dates", it shows they will accept money for their company. There are many ways that reflects upon them, but few if any are positive.

To the Donors, it shows either they are desperate enough to pay for a date or they are inept enough to invest in a no-return situation.

Really, none of this is good.

EDIT: The singular exception is Aldrith Shutaq, who I admit seems to have found a clever way to earn an income with his literary talents.


Please note that those participating are volunteers. I asked them all personally and was given their permission to add them to the list before doing so. No one is gaining any form of monetary compensation for their assistance.

If you read the the clauses, no actual romantic requirements are placed upon the volunteers.
Praised be God! He struck our enemies with stupidity!
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#27 - 2014-10-06 13:08:05 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
50m on Aldrith, hurr.



Then I raise to 60m for Aldrith
Diana Kim
Kenshin Katana.
United Caldari Space Command.
#28 - 2014-10-06 13:18:53 UTC
You know what?..

100m for Captain Shutaq.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#29 - 2014-10-06 13:51:58 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
You know what?..

100m for Captain Shutaq.



105M then
Lunarisse Aspenstar
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#30 - 2014-10-06 14:16:46 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Ugh... WAIT!!
Nobody told me I could do just a poem! Can I really do a poem instead? And about explosions too! Look!!

Hello to space
You seem alright
And all your fits
Were made too tight

You're not alone
Keep cool your mind
With other ships
That you can find

They flying left
They flying right
They bump each other
Every night

And they explode
All around you
BOOM! BOOM!
BOOM! BOOM!

And they will pay
For all the crimes
Against the State
And Humanity!!
CHAAARGEEE!!!


*cheerily* I am still taking submissions for my writing contest which ends October 15th. Is that your submission Captain Kim?
Solecist Project
#31 - 2014-10-06 15:07:21 UTC
Wow, imagine she'd win the clothes and tattoos!
Would certainly fit her personality.... *snickers xD*

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Diana Kim
Kenshin Katana.
United Caldari Space Command.
#32 - 2014-10-06 15:26:00 UTC
Uh... no, I am sorry, Lady Aspenstar. That was rather... spontaneous reply.
But I will surely send you something else instead. Consider I gave you a word of Caldari Officer.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Solecist Project
#33 - 2014-10-06 15:29:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Solecist Project
I hereby withdraw my bid for Diana Kim.

Although definitely worth the money ...
... sometimes actions simply need consequences.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Vulxanis Viceroy
Offworld Trading Company
Khimi Harar
#34 - 2014-10-06 23:10:45 UTC
EDIT: Utsukushi Shi has been added to the list of volunteers upon her request.

In Character: Only responds to "Lord Draconis"

Pronounced "Vulzanis"

Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/4fanm8/eve_in_a_nutshell_and_how_to_crack_it/

Public channel: VXV EVE

Twitter: https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Vulxanis_Viceroy
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#35 - 2014-10-07 05:11:55 UTC
300 million for Kim-baka? Amazing. Shocked

A cold dead fish would give better companionship at a fraction of the cost.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#36 - 2014-10-07 07:11:00 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
300 million for Kim-baka? Amazing. Shocked

A cold dead fish would give better companionship at a fraction of the cost.


A cold dead fish makes a serviceable dinner. Throw it into a stew. I can't do the same with Kim.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Solecist Project
#37 - 2014-10-07 07:31:30 UTC
Your posts only serve the purpose to make her defend herself here,
which leads to more anger and another thread being completely derailed
and many of us would appreciate if everyone involved, including Ms. Kim, stopped this bullshit.


Thank you.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Jandice Ymladris
Aurora Arcology
#38 - 2014-10-07 07:57:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Jandice Ymladris
Anabella Rella wrote:
300 million for Kim-baka? Amazing. Shocked

A cold dead fish would give better companionship at a fraction of the cost.


As posted above you, Miss Solecist has withdrawn her bid.

Corrected the statement as requested below.

Providing a new home for refugees in the Aurora Arcology
Solecist Project
#39 - 2014-10-07 07:59:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Solecist Project
Jandice Ymladris wrote:
Anabella Rella wrote:
300 million for Kim-baka? Amazing. Shocked

A cold dead fish would give better companionship at a fraction of the cost.


As posted above you, Miss Solecist has withdrawn her bid, to allow people to bid once more on a meeting with Diana Kim.
Please do not lay words into my mouth. I have never said anything like this.
The reasons why I withdraw my bid has to do with Diana Kim alone and not any of these scrubs here.


*kinks*


Goodbye.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Eran Mintor
Metropolis Commercial Consortium
#40 - 2014-10-07 08:49:06 UTC
Solecist should always be ignored and disregarded.

-Eran