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JackknifedII
The Congregation
RAPID HEAVY ROPERS
#1 - 2014-10-03 11:39:53 UTC
Greetings, prospective members.

The congregation has now existed as a group for 6 months, and in that 6 months we have not gotten any better at EvE. We are a bad corporation, but despite this, we sit at the top of the monthly alliance killboard of whatever alliance we ruin by joining. We don't even try, that's how bad we are.

We tried being good once, but it was no fun. So we embrace being bad. It's just who we are.

If you are also bad (but not terrible) at being in space, spare a thought for us.

We can offer you all the normal null sec stuff. Sov space, ratting, anoms etc. But who cares about that.

All we ask is that you have ts3, are a goon spy, and you realise that you are joining a group that, on the whole, doesn't really give two poops about being good at eve, and you enjoy shooting and getting shot at.

We also need a full api, but that's because the alliance and coalition forces us to ask.

Join our public channel "The Congregation Pub" if you think you are just the right amount of bad to fit in. We will judge you after that.

If you want to be part of an elite group of grizzled space warriors, look elsewhere. However, if you would rather be part of a group, that forces the opposition to ask "how did those guys kill us? They're.....just so bad...", consider our little corp.

Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC81MDW6dFa41VdNTt-pTl1Q

Always recruiting
abkiller Outamon
Wilderness
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
#2 - 2014-10-03 12:57:02 UTC
JackknifedII wrote:
Greetings, prospective members.

The congregation has now existed as a group for 6 months, and in that 6 months we have not gotten any better at EvE. We are a bad corporation, but despite this, we sit at the top of the monthly alliance killboard of whatever alliance we ruin by joining. We don't even try, that's how bad we are.

We tried being good once, but it was no fun. So we embrace being bad. It's just who we are.

If you are also bad (but not terrible) at being in space, spare a thought for us.

We can offer you all the normal null sec stuff. Sov space, ratting, anoms etc. But who cares about that.

All we ask is that you have ts3, are a goon spy, and you realise that you are joining a group that, on the whole, doesn't really give two poops about being good at eve, and you enjoy shooting and getting shot at.

We also need a full api, but that's because the alliance and coalition forces us to ask.

Join our public channel "The Congregation Pub" if you think you are just the right amount of bad to fit in. We will judge you after that.

If you want to be part of an elite group of grizzled space warriors, look elsewhere. However, if you would rather be part of a group, that forces the opposition to ask "how did those guys kill us? They're.....just so bad...", consider our little corp.


Just to add to this....we are not actually bad... good would be a bridge too far.. maybe... personally I am good though..
Walton Simons
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#3 - 2014-10-03 14:12:04 UTC
Bump, Ab sucks
Shayle
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2014-10-03 15:11:40 UTC
Bump, online at the moment in the public chat if you want to grab one of us!
Shayle
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2014-10-04 11:42:24 UTC
bumping for today!
Baltrom
The Congregation
RAPID HEAVY ROPERS
#6 - 2014-10-05 13:07:28 UTC
BUMP
JackknifedII
The Congregation
RAPID HEAVY ROPERS
#7 - 2014-10-05 15:12:44 UTC
We are out there being slightly bad without you

Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC81MDW6dFa41VdNTt-pTl1Q

Always recruiting
Wrecktum Yourday
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2014-10-05 16:43:14 UTC
Confirming we are bad, in a good way.
JackknifedII
The Congregation
RAPID HEAVY ROPERS
#9 - 2014-10-06 09:21:51 UTC  |  Edited by: JackknifedII
Bump.

6 have joined in the last week.

I think they're on to something!

We aren't terrible, just bad enough.

Our videos are pretty good though

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC81MDW6dFa41VdNTt-pTl1Q

And sometimes we even tweet, my God.

Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC81MDW6dFa41VdNTt-pTl1Q

Always recruiting
Baltrom
The Congregation
RAPID HEAVY ROPERS
#10 - 2014-10-06 22:22:28 UTC
bump
JackknifedII
The Congregation
RAPID HEAVY ROPERS
#11 - 2014-10-07 10:16:12 UTC
Bump

Always recruiting

Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC81MDW6dFa41VdNTt-pTl1Q

Always recruiting
JackknifedII
The Congregation
RAPID HEAVY ROPERS
#12 - 2014-10-09 00:50:00 UTC
2 day bump.

Still bad, but in a good way

Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC81MDW6dFa41VdNTt-pTl1Q

Always recruiting
JackknifedII
The Congregation
RAPID HEAVY ROPERS
#13 - 2014-10-10 13:19:49 UTC
Bump like a bumper car.

Always recruiting

Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC81MDW6dFa41VdNTt-pTl1Q

Always recruiting
JackknifedII
The Congregation
RAPID HEAVY ROPERS
#14 - 2014-10-12 12:06:09 UTC
Bump.

Always recruiting

Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC81MDW6dFa41VdNTt-pTl1Q

Always recruiting
Baltrom
The Congregation
RAPID HEAVY ROPERS
#15 - 2014-10-12 21:04:35 UTC
BUMP
Wrecktum Yourday
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2014-10-17 02:38:22 UTC
Walton Simons wrote:
Bump, Ab sucks


He also loves Interceptor fleets.
Wrecktum Yourday
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2014-11-03 14:49:46 UTC
You know you want to join up.
JackknifedII
The Congregation
RAPID HEAVY ROPERS
#18 - 2014-11-04 14:56:10 UTC
Bump.

Now living alliance and big blue doughnut free.

Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC81MDW6dFa41VdNTt-pTl1Q

Always recruiting
JackknifedII
The Congregation
RAPID HEAVY ROPERS
#19 - 2014-11-17 23:33:14 UTC
Bump.

Always looking for good solo and small gang players.

No blues, no politics

Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC81MDW6dFa41VdNTt-pTl1Q

Always recruiting