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The names of the CCP staff are much too confusing for me

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Cista2
EVE Museum
#1 - 2014-09-27 08:02:56 UTC
When I browse the forums for information about things in EVE, I get very confused by the plethora of differently named CCP officers. Why are there so many, and what exactly are their functions? Their forum nametag is not related to their job and does not tell me anything about their function.

On WoW boards I never had such confusing times, please do something about this CCP.

What, for instance, is the function of a "CCP Falcon"? Is he very swift in his responses? Ferocious? Has a pointed profile? The name does not give me any information about his function.
Please rename the officer in this function to something in the vein of "Ample Communications Officer", that would make it much easier for me to seek and digest the information I need.

"CCP Fozzie".... is he a bear? A 60s TV-star? What is his job? It would much more informative to rename him to "Enduring Module Developer", if he indeed is working with such things on a longer timeframe.

Renaming could be done across the board, to enhance the forum experience of relatively new players.

If CCP lacks the right mindframe for such costumer-friendly communication, I am sure my fellow pilots have suggestions for some improvements.


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Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#2 - 2014-09-27 08:08:06 UTC
Just read their signatures. Everything you want is there.

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New Mining Mechanics
Priscilla Project
Doomheim
#3 - 2014-09-27 08:08:07 UTC
Reported. :)


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Cista2
EVE Museum
#4 - 2014-09-27 08:17:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Cista2
Abrazzar wrote:
Just read their signatures. Everything you want is there.

But that would require an additional mouse click from me Shocked

Disclaimer: my post is only meant as a humouristic lamentation of the new generic module naming policy CCP is throwing down.
It should not be taken too seriously by any parties.

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Adrie Atticus
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2014-09-27 09:30:06 UTC
Cista2 wrote:
Abrazzar wrote:
Just read their signatures. Everything you want is there.

But that would require an additional mouse click from me Shocked

Disclaimer: my post is only meant as a humouristic lamentation of the new generic module naming policy CCP is throwing down.
It should not be taken too seriously by any parties.


Sarcasm is not appreciated around here, GD is for serious topics and discussion about things which are not related to any other forum section.

I do share your concern with their names, they should use their real life name so when they change WH's next time I can send them flowers at their house for all the tears they produced.
Vyl Vit
#6 - 2014-09-27 09:34:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Vyl Vit
Okay. For your convenience, we shall name them all Chuck. There's Chuck 1, Chuck 2, Chuck 3...
and of course the boss will be Up Chuck.

PS Don't let anybody fool you. Sarcasm is GD's life's blood.

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J'Poll
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#7 - 2014-09-27 09:34:29 UTC  |  Edited by: J'Poll
-10 / 10 for troll attempt.

p.s. Might want to go back to that other game, CCP Devs have a clear signature on the forum about their "role" at CCP.

p.p.s Your name, yeah that's a good one, shows you were 2nd in line with handing out of genes..

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Priscilla Project
Doomheim
#8 - 2014-09-27 09:35:20 UTC
Adrie Atticus wrote:
Cista2 wrote:
Abrazzar wrote:
Just read their signatures. Everything you want is there.

But that would require an additional mouse click from me Shocked

Disclaimer: my post is only meant as a humouristic lamentation of the new generic module naming policy CCP is throwing down.
It should not be taken too seriously by any parties.


Sarcasm is not appreciated around here, GD is for serious topics and discussion about things which are not related to any other forum section.

I do share your concern with their names, they should use their real life name so when they change WH's next time I can send them flowers at their house for all the tears they produced.

lol permabanned for reallife harrassment,
because of those who are allergic to pollen. xD
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J'Poll
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#9 - 2014-09-27 09:36:40 UTC
Vyl Vit wrote:
Okay. For your convenience, we shall name them all Chuck. There's Chuck 1, Chuck 2, Chuck 3...
and of course the boss will be Up Chuck.

PS Don't let anybody fool you. Sarcasm is GD's life's blood.


But what if someone's last name is Norris, doesn't that automatically makes him the boss of all the other Chucks?

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J'Poll
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#10 - 2014-09-27 09:37:28 UTC
Adrie Atticus wrote:
Cista2 wrote:
Abrazzar wrote:
Just read their signatures. Everything you want is there.

But that would require an additional mouse click from me Shocked

Disclaimer: my post is only meant as a humouristic lamentation of the new generic module naming policy CCP is throwing down.
It should not be taken too seriously by any parties.


Sarcasm is not appreciated around here, GD is for serious topics and discussion about things which are not related to any other forum section.

I do share your concern with their names, they should use their real life name so when they change WH's next time I can send them flowers at their house for all the tears they produced.


With current trend, just sent the flowers to Riot...

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Priscilla Project
Doomheim
#11 - 2014-09-27 10:26:11 UTC
I apologise.
I now believe that, although this is really just a troll thread,
the point behind it is actually valid and could be brought up in Jita as well.


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CCP Guard
C C P
C C P Alliance
#12 - 2014-09-27 10:27:22 UTC
Confirming that Fozzie is in fact a bear.

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Celthric Kanerian
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2014-09-27 10:38:28 UTC
Wow, you sure are overthinking it...
Priscilla Project
Doomheim
#14 - 2014-09-27 10:40:50 UTC
Celthric Kanerian wrote:
Wow, you sure are overthinking it...
What if not?
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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#15 - 2014-09-27 11:22:12 UTC
i recommend op trains satire to a least 4 in the near future

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Steppa Musana
Doomheim
#16 - 2014-09-27 11:40:38 UTC
CCP Guard wrote:
Confirming that Fozzie is in fact a bear.

Nah. He's Rodney Mackay from Stargate Atlantis.

Hey guys.
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#17 - 2014-09-27 11:41:03 UTC
1/10.
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2014-09-27 11:42:08 UTC
Cista2 wrote:
...I am sure my fellow pilots have suggestions for some improvements.




I have but one - don't use WoW as a benchmark for 'improvement'.

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Cista2
EVE Museum
#19 - 2014-09-27 11:53:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Cista2
Priscilla Project wrote:
I now believe that, although this is really just a troll thread,
the point behind it is actually valid and could be brought up in Jita as well.
It is not meant as a troll thread, but a comment, on how CCP are dumbing down this game with the new sterilised, flavorless names of "Ample Light Missile Launcher" etc.
I would like to take this opportunity to object to that change.

But if CCP wants to continue in this sad direction, someone else already suggested the following naming structures:
Co-Processor Of the Tiger
Co-Processor Of the Bear
Co-Processor Of the Gorilla
Co-Processor Of the Boar
Co-Processor Of the Monkey
Co-Processor Of the Falcon
Co-Processor Of the Wolf
Co-Processor Of the Tiger
Co-Processor Of the Eagle
Co-Processor Of the Whale
Co-Processor Of the Owl

and also:
Gallente Blaster Cruiser I
Gallente Drone Cruiser I
Gallente Damping Cruiser I
Gallente Remote Repair Cruiser I
..instead of Thorax, Vexor, Celestis and Execurer.

etc.

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Priscilla Project
Doomheim
#20 - 2014-09-27 11:59:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Priscilla Project
*shrugs*
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