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A twisted corporation...

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Thomas Hurt
Future Ventures
#1 - 2014-09-10 16:47:20 UTC
I was hanging out in recruitment chat looking at my options, and a guy from Goonwaffe messaged me. I already know the whole deal with them, you can't join unless you're already a SA member yada yada, so of course I didn't fall for it. I decided to humor him and ask him about what there is to do in Goonwaffe and how he personally spends his time, and he started telling me about how he hangs out with the "Space Violence" squad in dodixie space and preys on miners.

At this point I'm like: "wat". Ugh I assume he mistyped something and ask him if he meant that there's really a whole Goon Squad that preys on miners, and he says "yeah we hunt them down and harass them and gank them. You get a real adrenaline rush from chasing miners around." Let me state that I've got 2 kids of my own (an 8 year old boy and a 13 year old girl), so when someone says he gets his jollies off harassing miners, my blood starts boiling. I'm not sure if this was some twisted joke or what, but CCP really should not stand for one of the largest corps in the game having a squad that specializes in preying on miners...
Paranoid Loyd
#2 - 2014-09-10 16:48:48 UTC
0/10

Also, GRR goons

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Fix the Prospect!
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2014-09-10 16:50:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Remiel Pollard
This will end good. Probably better than Twilight.

What? I'm not even trolling, a lock on this thread would be a fantastic ending. Probably even better than, dare I say, Twilight's SEQUEL!!

RE-EDIT: Just realised who OP is. Previous edit became redundant as a result.

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Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#4 - 2014-09-10 16:54:51 UTC
You didn't even put any effort in it.

Sovereignty and Population

New Mining Mechanics
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#5 - 2014-09-10 16:55:07 UTC
Zzzzzzsnort what? Is it pills time already?

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Toshiro Hasegawa
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#6 - 2014-09-10 17:05:36 UTC
Im conflicted .. i cant tell what type of post this is ... so hard to tell these days .. you got more likes than me so your not a noob - so its got to be a troll .. but what type of troll. At first im like .. this a grrrr goons .. but then you came in with a grrr gankers ... or is it grrr griefers.... or maybe grrrrr CCP.... or maybe its a double bluff and its a grrrr Trolls ?

i just dont know ...

History is the study of change.

JAF Anders
Adenosine Inhibition
#7 - 2014-09-10 17:12:59 UTC
Thomas Hurt wrote:
I'm not sure if this was some twisted joke or what, but CCP really should not stand for one of the largest corps in the game having a squad that specializes in preying on miners...


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Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
When Fleets Collide
#8 - 2014-09-10 17:14:57 UTC
Bravo Thomas, bravo!
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#9 - 2014-09-10 17:15:17 UTC
That isn't even our ganking squadLol
Heavy Met4l Queen
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#10 - 2014-09-10 17:15:55 UTC
I send my regards.

In the game of conquest, who cares about the pawns if the king yet reigns?
Antihrist Pripravnik
Cultural Enrichment and Synergy of Diversity
Stain Neurodiverse Democracy
#11 - 2014-09-10 17:55:28 UTC
Thomas Hurt wrote:
Let me state that I've got 2 kids of my own (an 8 year old boy and a 13 year old girl), so when someone says he gets his jollies off harassing miners, my blood starts boiling.


If he was talking about minors (instead of miners), the quote above might have some sense, but it doesn't in this current form.Straight
Themanfromdalmontee
EVE RADIO ARMY
#12 - 2014-09-10 17:57:50 UTC
Aww bless, sweet little troll.
voetius
Grundrisse
#13 - 2014-09-10 18:01:24 UTC

So OP how did you get into the venerable goonswarm originally if you aren't a member of the SA forums? Just going off your employment history.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#14 - 2014-09-10 18:02:25 UTC
waaaaaaaaay to transparent, try harder.

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Seven Koskanaiken
Shadow Legions.
SONS of BANE
#15 - 2014-09-10 18:03:50 UTC
This is what militant New Atheism is doing to our society.
Obsidian Hawk
RONA Midgard Academy
#16 - 2014-09-10 18:05:46 UTC
Da Fuq i just read?

Why Can't I have a picture signature.

Also please support graphical immersion, bring back the art that brought people to EvE online originaly.
Torneach Structor
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#17 - 2014-09-10 18:13:30 UTC
Hurt, old boy, you can do so much better than this.
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#18 - 2014-09-10 18:15:54 UTC
I like EVE.

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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#19 - 2014-09-10 18:16:47 UTC
Just a minor detail, but this thread gets a lock. Just so you know....

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