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Earn up to 20B/month by hunting Evil in Branch

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Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#61 - 2014-09-09 12:23:29 UTC
Gevlon, you still havent indicated exactly why Goons are categorically evil. I'm genuinely interested in your motives but just 'evil' doesn't explain much.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)

Patrios Nolen
Ship Trading Company
The Bastion
#62 - 2014-09-09 16:38:46 UTC
Content at home? Wow, how nice of you. You are really welcome.

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/33469087/Goblin/Goblin.png
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#63 - 2014-09-09 18:22:42 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
Gevlon, you still havent indicated exactly why Goons are categorically evil. I'm genuinely interested in your motives but just 'evil' doesn't explain much.


He did actually. You see the evil goon man said lol & rejected his application to join goonwaffe.

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P'tank
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#64 - 2014-09-09 19:23:39 UTC
Patrios Nolen wrote:
Content at home? Wow, how nice of you. You are really welcome.

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/33469087/Goblin/Goblin.png


This!!!
Scar Tripitaka
30plus
Goonswarm Federation
#65 - 2014-09-09 20:56:24 UTC
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#66 - 2014-09-09 21:35:36 UTC
Raiz Nhell wrote:
Who's got the popcorn? Pass it round...


It's genuinely not a prudent idea to pass around popcorn smeared with butter when the majority of people dipping their hands into the bucket probably never washed them the last time they went to the toilet.

Concord Approved Trader

Solecist Project
#67 - 2014-09-09 23:05:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Solecist Project
This thread is a bit like the Who's Who of EVE ONLINE....


Kane's missing.
Monk's missing.
Don's missing.

Well we still got lots of pages left .................

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
#68 - 2014-09-09 23:39:41 UTC
At least I'm here...Blink

I have removed some rule breaking posts and those quoting them. As always I let some edge cases stay.
Please people, keep it on topic and above all civil!

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Chad Ramsbottom
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#69 - 2014-09-09 23:51:32 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Lady Spank wrote:
Gevlon, you still havent indicated exactly why Goons are categorically evil. I'm genuinely interested in your motives but just 'evil' doesn't explain much.


He did actually. You see the evil goon man said lol & rejected his application to join goonwaffe.



Oh darn Lol

mfw your bottom

Solecist Project
#70 - 2014-09-10 00:15:01 UTC
ISD Ezwal wrote:
At least I'm here...Blink
By far my favourite,
the peoples favourite,
and the most competent ISD regarding how to handle things and people.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

ZAKURELL0 LINDA
4S Corporation
Goonswarm Federation
#71 - 2014-09-10 01:53:53 UTC  |  Edited by: ZAKURELL0 LINDA
heha

hey i found a self portrait, is that you goblin?

RIP Iron Lady

xPredat0rz
Grey Templars
DARKNESS.
#72 - 2014-09-10 03:45:45 UTC
FYI the best day to come into the North to hunt the dreaded goons and fcon is sept 13th.
Cherry Yeyo
Doomheim
#73 - 2014-09-10 04:09:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Cherry Yeyo
Hey Goblin! Looks like this pet was out of the lane send more isk!

https://zkillboard.com/kill/41177894/

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xPredat0rz
Grey Templars
DARKNESS.
#74 - 2014-09-10 05:45:27 UTC
Cherry Yeyo wrote:
Hey Goblin! Looks like this pet was out of the lane send more isk!

https://zkillboard.com/kill/41177894/



But that Aeon was supposed to come hunting in Branch...How am I going to fail bait more if you kill them before they get here.
Andski
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#75 - 2014-09-10 05:58:33 UTC
looks like money well spent

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar

Don Purple
Snuggle Society
#76 - 2014-09-10 06:24:37 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Some of you probably know that I'm busy fighting the evil Goons and their minions (the CFC members). I've spent more than 300B in 2014 on this noble quest. For example I've been paying for the wardecs of The Marmite Collective in highsec against all CFC members (that's about 30B/month wardec fees). I'm also financially supporting Mordus Angels who live in an NPC station deep in CFC space and kill lot of minions of Evil. I used to pay the wardecs of Darwins Lemmings, this project was closed due to not be able to outperform Marmite, but they still cost me about 50B and killed 300B+ CFC while they lasted. I'm having a 20B titan bounty in progress. I'm writing these so you won't doubt that this offer is real and not some weird scam attempt.

So, I've been collecting data about CFC activities and after looking at the August ratting data and the August CFC losses data, I've found that there is insane amount of ratting in Branch but relatively low PvP activity. Branch is the home of PBLRD (CFC renter) and FCON (CFC PvE alliance), both have 30-35% ISK ratio against Battlement Coalition (of Mordus Angels and fellow NPC dwellers). So Branch is a perfect place for a coordinated strike against the CFC: there are lot of ratters there with practically no PvP-ers to defend them.

To facilitate the hunt in Branch, I hereby offer 20B every month, starting from September (including the kills already happened this month). The rules:

  • The bounty is paid to corps, to the corp wallet.
  • The bounty is automatic, you don't have to sign up or do anything but killing CFC in Branch. Many corps will be pretty surprised when they get ISK out of the blue.
  • CFC members are obviously not eligible. Nor NPC corps.
  • The kill must be on Zkillboard with API verification. (Hint: submit your corp API to Zkillboard.)
  • Only loss reports over 150M count, as I need to be able to manually check them for T1 haulers full of goods with manipulated prices and other scam attempts. Such kills are obviously disqualified and listed for everyone to see.
  • Only player ships matter, I won't motivate anyone to grind structures in bombless bombers.
  • The kills are de-whored. If your corp scored 0.01% damage on a 100B titan, you get bounty after 10M kills, not 100B.
  • Only bounties over 500M are paid, the long tail is cut off and their share is redistributed among the top killers.


At the beginning of each month, I process the killboard data and create a report and distribute the bounty of the previous month. As an example, here is the imaginary August report (there was no project in August, so don't expect money for your August kills). On the example report you can see that 500M bounty could be earned by killing mere 1.7B CFC. If you think your corp is capable of killing more, it's time to deploy to Branch and participate in the noble contest. Are you a multiboxer? Create a corp, place a bunch of AFK-cloakers with covert cynos and catch ratters! By bringing death and destruction to the minions of Goons, you also contribute to a better nullsec, one without The Evil ruling it. By encouraging PBLRD ratters to change to NA/B0T and by driving FCON out of nullsec, a huge step will be made towards this Goon-free vision.


This fellah sure is interesting.

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.

Solecist Project
#77 - 2014-09-10 08:01:54 UTC
Don Purple wrote:
This fellah sure is interesting.
Don Purple.

Check. ^_^

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Heavy Met4l Queen
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#78 - 2014-09-10 08:16:03 UTC
Posting for future comical reference.

In the game of conquest, who cares about the pawns if the king yet reigns?

Solecist Project
#79 - 2014-09-10 08:26:32 UTC
Heavy Met4l Queen wrote:
Posting for future comical reference.
Hey sexy!
You here too!

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

P'tank
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#80 - 2014-09-10 08:35:54 UTC
Last night (EU tz), nothing happened. Eventually went to Venal en reffed a few POS's out of pure boredom.

Where are the fleets? It's not that difficult. I'll help you all a bit. Since that autistic midget sitting on your shoulder likes lists, here is one:

Step 1: Move yourself to a Venal station close to Branch. Take a cloaky ship or interceptor. This should be easy.
Step 2: Use a hauling service (like Black frog or so) to move over a few pew pew ships.
Step 3: Get a few friends to do the same.
Step 4: Form a fleet with your friends and the locals (they really like us, we shoot their pos's on the money moons in their f*** home systems).
Step 5: Go to Branch an try to kill stuff. We are ratting in carriers and faction battleships you know! Mostly even afk.
Step 6: Fight


PS: my isk doubling/tripling offer still applies.