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Lore-friendly xenophobic epithets?
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Ocih
Space Mermaids
#21 - 2014-09-06 12:10:09 UTC
A lot confuse Xenophobia with bigot.

Gallente could be seen as hippies,
Caldari as yuppies,
Amarr as bible thumpers
Minmatar you made use of the ships. I'm sure you could come up with something creative to say about the weapons of each race to describe them as well.

The Xenophobia would need to be right down to corp, there is no Xenophobic faction.
Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2014-09-06 14:28:58 UTC
Ocih wrote:
A lot confuse Xenophobia with bigot.

Gallente could be seen as hippies,
Caldari as yuppies,
Amarr as bible thumpers
Minmatar you made use of the ships. I'm sure you could come up with something creative to say about the weapons of each race to describe them as well.

The Xenophobia would need to be right down to corp, there is no Xenophobic faction.



as an intaki I'll say just this about all the other ones: those damned freewheeling shipless bastards.

[img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]

[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right
Wolf Kruol
Suicide Squad Gamma
#23 - 2014-09-06 18:15:46 UTC
Hmm this is all beneath me but,

I can’t bash my own kind. It’s against my principles.

Amar true they’re religious fanatics but I like it. It is fun to see them chant nonsense. I hope the bubble gods and loot gods and war gods or whatever gods grant them peaceful death in the end.

Galantians? Only thing comes to mind are space hippies. Shameful we once shared a similar system. They’re worthless and should be eliminated from known space. Pathetic excuse for a species of breathing semi intelligent humanoids. I wouldn’t touch them since they carry diseases. This is a race that need putting down. Caldari will handle it sooner or later.

Minmatar? I don’t even view them as humans. I applaud the amarr for using them as labor.. Great cheap labor for caldari state too. Even a fedo has more value to society than them worthless worms. How did they ever come to be? If there is a god which amarr like to preach, he must have been bored or desperate to make them perhaps? I think nature fumbled one day in evolution.

If you have a problem with my views.. you can kiss my white hairy caldarian ass.

Wolf

“If you're very very stupid? How can you possibly realize you're very very stupid?

You have to be relatively intelligent to realize how stupid you really are!”
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#24 - 2014-09-06 19:30:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Jarod Garamonde
Thomas Hurt wrote:
(Dear mods: this isn't real xenophobia, it's about fictional ingame xenophobia which you would certainly find between say, the Amarr and Minmatar)

I need some lore-friendly xenophobic epithets for the various EVE races. I thought "Rust Monkeys" might be a good one for minmatar, but the rest have me stumped.



Caldari = fish-eating squirrel bastards
More commonly accepted one is "squids", though.... that one's been around for years. How'd you miss that?

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#25 - 2014-09-06 19:33:11 UTC
Wolf Kruol wrote:
Hmm this is all beneath me but,

I can’t bash my own kind. It’s against my principles.

Amar true they’re religious fanatics but I like it. It is fun to see them chant nonsense. I hope the bubble gods and loot gods and war gods or whatever gods grant them peaceful death in the end.

Galantians? Only thing comes to mind are space hippies. Shameful we once shared a similar system. They’re worthless and should be eliminated from known space. Pathetic excuse for a species of breathing semi intelligent humanoids. I wouldn’t touch them since they carry diseases. This is a race that need putting down. Caldari will handle it sooner or later.

Minmatar? I don’t even view them as humans. I applaud the amarr for using them as labor.. Great cheap labor for caldari state too. Even a fedo has more value to society than them worthless worms. How did they ever come to be? If there is a god which amarr like to preach, he must have been bored or desperate to make them perhaps? I think nature fumbled one day in evolution.

If you have a problem with my views.. you can kiss my white hairy caldarian ass.

Wolf


I'd insult you back, but you reek so badly of seafood, I have to leave the thread.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Wolf Kruol
Suicide Squad Gamma
#26 - 2014-09-06 19:40:15 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:


I'd insult you back, but you reek so badly of seafood, I have to leave the thread.


You mad? Get over it. hahaa

“If you're very very stupid? How can you possibly realize you're very very stupid?

You have to be relatively intelligent to realize how stupid you really are!”
Alvarez Akachi
CSR Star Command
Citizen's Star Republic
#27 - 2014-09-06 19:44:30 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:

I'd insult you back, but you reek so badly of seafood, I have to leave the thread.



Seeing has that would mean eating a lot of https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Amarr_Rockjaw or in fact worse i believe the cooks of such a food as the numerous gallente in https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Jita_4-4_(Chronicle) restaurants would surmise.

But what do i know.....im just guessing your mad because you have to gut and clean those things.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#28 - 2014-09-07 00:58:49 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Thomas Hurt wrote:
(Dear mods: this isn't real xenophobia, it's about fictional ingame xenophobia which you would certainly find between say, the Amarr and Minmatar)

I need some lore-friendly xenophobic epithets for the various EVE races. I thought "Rust Monkeys" might be a good one for minmatar, but the rest have me stumped.



Caldari = fish-eating squirrel bastards

ha ha
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#29 - 2014-09-07 01:03:52 UTC
Alvarez Akachi wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:

I'd insult you back, but you reek so badly of seafood, I have to leave the thread.



Seeing has that would mean eating a lot of https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Amarr_Rockjaw or in fact worse i believe the cooks of such a food as the numerous gallente in https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Jita_4-4_(Chronicle) restaurants would surmise.

But what do i know.....im just guessing your mad because you have to gut and clean those things.



I'll have you know Garamonde's parents were Gallente nobility!
We had Caldari refugees do that plebe work for us!

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#30 - 2014-09-07 01:06:23 UTC
Wolf Kruol wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:


I'd insult you back, but you reek so badly of seafood, I have to leave the thread.


You mad? Get over it. hahaa


I don't get mad at Squids... I just shoot them in the face with their own Rail Rifles.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#31 - 2014-09-07 01:07:31 UTC
Q: How do you save a Caldari from drowning?
A: Order your drone to take its foot off the Caldari's head.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#32 - 2014-09-07 02:57:59 UTC
Amaar
More gold trim than ISK

Gallente
Good for business, bad for your enemies

Minmatar
First to finish, always

Caldari
Cant aim at all, need the weapon to do that (dont use the restroom)
Alvarez Akachi
CSR Star Command
Citizen's Star Republic
#33 - 2014-09-07 03:01:32 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:


I don't get mad at Squids... I just shoot them in the face with their own Rail Rifles.



First, please explain what is a squid? so that we may at least be on the same page let alone in the same book here.

Unless of course you lack even the intelligence of a minmatar which in my estimation is barely above that of a Charisoco. IF you are unable to, of course i understand the limitations placed on you by your dna mixture of a https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Hanging_long-limb , oh wait those are your ancestors are they not....my bad it is your faulty DNA that might be the problem. Too bad cloning doesnt solve the problem better call a Jove....oh lol, we already have the technology from them that you lack.....and we bought it all like we did your fail banking institutions.
Wolf Kruol
Suicide Squad Gamma
#34 - 2014-09-07 03:08:37 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:


I don't get mad at Squids... I just shoot them in the face with their own Rail Rifles.


I still have no idea where you getting sea food from? Are you an expert in it since you love talking about it? Or are you just mentaly handicaped Jarod? WAIT!!!

I finally understand because your species are half wits.. Its all good I can't fault you fish for brains.

:)

Wolf

“If you're very very stupid? How can you possibly realize you're very very stupid?

You have to be relatively intelligent to realize how stupid you really are!”
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#35 - 2014-09-07 05:53:13 UTC
Wolf Kruol wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:


I don't get mad at Squids... I just shoot them in the face with their own Rail Rifles.


I still have no idea where you getting sea food from? Are you an expert in it since you love talking about it? Or are you just mentaly handicaped Jarod? WAIT!!!

I finally understand because your species are half wits.. Its all good I can't fault you fish for brains.

:)

Wolf


Seafood.... fish-eating squirrel bastards.
Caldari eat lots of fish. Read a book that isn't on corporate ethics and how to bow down to the will of the state, you fascist spacepig.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Alvarez Akachi
CSR Star Command
Citizen's Star Republic
#36 - 2014-09-08 04:00:25 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Wolf Kruol wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:


I don't get mad at Squids... I just shoot them in the face with their own Rail Rifles.


I still have no idea where you getting sea food from? Are you an expert in it since you love talking about it? Or are you just mentaly handicaped Jarod? WAIT!!!

I finally understand because your species are half wits.. Its all good I can't fault you fish for brains.

:)

Wolf


Seafood.... fish-eating squirrel bastards.
Caldari eat lots of fish. Read a book that isn't on corporate ethics and how to bow down to the will of the state, you fascist spacepig.


Fascist? you whore mongering soft-shelled crustecean. Your goverment failed to prevent us from becoming THE finiancial power in the Federation....when you cried to the Senate you tried to smother us under fascist laws and taxes to wrest our hard won property from our self suficient hands. So we decided to colonize outside of Federation borders where again you attempted to force us to turn over everything WE the Caldari built and worked for.

You soft pathetic puke, that work for nothing yet strive to claim everything.....if anybody is a Fascist it is you and your goverment that we glad to no longer be a part of. Even Ishukone as of now is adminastrating things on Caldari Prime because we whether we are superior or not.....the Caldari are deserving of what we own. I am unable to to say the same about you....you pathetic lazy parisitic fascist crusty Hor d'Oeurve.

and Nobility???? your supposed nobility isnt worth more then the broken wine glass you sat on last week or the single iridium round fired out my Cannon tubes....Cannon not rail rifle....what the hell is a rifle going to do to me in orbit?
Komi Toran
Perkone
Caldari State
#37 - 2014-09-08 04:39:44 UTC
Xenophobic, huh?

Draper - Amarrians. Refers to the irrational fear that the Amarr will board your ship and install window treatments on all the portholes.

Bothead - Minmatar. The irrational fear that the Minmatar in the room is actually a surveillance drone.

Baby Juggler - Caldari. Reflects the irrational fear of leaving a Caldari alone with small children.

Non-phal - Gallente. Unfounded fear that a Gallente pilot will fly something that doesn't look like a ****.






Yes... I do hate the overuse of the -phobia prefix. Why do you ask?
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#38 - 2014-09-08 05:19:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Jarod Garamonde
Alvarez Akachi wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Wolf Kruol wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:


I don't get mad at Squids... I just shoot them in the face with their own Rail Rifles.


I still have no idea where you getting sea food from? Are you an expert in it since you love talking about it? Or are you just mentaly handicaped Jarod? WAIT!!!

I finally understand because your species are half wits.. Its all good I can't fault you fish for brains.

:)

Wolf


Seafood.... fish-eating squirrel bastards.
Caldari eat lots of fish. Read a book that isn't on corporate ethics and how to bow down to the will of the state, you fascist spacepig.


Fascist? you ***** mongering soft-shelled crustecean. Your goverment failed to prevent us from becoming THE finiancial power in the Federation....when you cried to the Senate you tried to smother us under fascist laws and taxes to wrest our hard won property from our self suficient hands. So we decided to colonize outside of Federation borders where again you attempted to force us to turn over everything WE the Caldari built and worked for.

You soft pathetic puke, that work for nothing yet strive to claim everything.....if anybody is a Fascist it is you and your goverment that we glad to no longer be a part of. Even Ishukone as of now is adminastrating things on Caldari Prime because we whether we are superior or not.....the Caldari are deserving of what we own. I am unable to to say the same about you....you pathetic lazy parisitic fascist crusty Hor d'Oeurve.

and Nobility???? your supposed nobility isnt worth more then the broken wine glass you sat on last week or the single iridium round fired out my Cannon tubes....Cannon not rail rifle....what the hell is a rifle going to do to me in orbit?


Oh, we're the bad guys, now?
You know what? The people of Caldari Prime can't hear you over the sound of all their freedom, exotic dancers, and individuality. Or did you miss that massive crater that your titan made when we liberated the holy hell out of the whole planet?

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#39 - 2014-09-08 10:45:31 UTC
Must be a slow day on the forums.

Ugh

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#40 - 2014-09-08 10:51:46 UTC
Alvarez Akachi wrote:
Your goverment failed to prevent us from becoming THE finiancial power in the Federation....when you cried to the Senate you tried to smother us under fascist laws and taxes to wrest our hard won property from our self suficient hands.



This man does not understand how the Caldari State operates

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
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