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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Xolve
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1381 - 2011-12-07 20:02:18 UTC
I left my mark.. on your forehead.
Gustuvus
Goginc Material Concerns
#1382 - 2011-12-07 22:33:03 UTC
Xolve wrote:
I left my mark.. on your forehead.



Good morning Officer...wait..what? No, I swear it was like that when I got here.
Abaddons One
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1383 - 2011-12-07 22:38:21 UTC
My bad about your eye bro, i've got bad aim sometimes
Trin Xi
#1384 - 2011-12-08 20:40:33 UTC
So that's what chloroform smells like.

Post with someone else's main™.

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#1385 - 2011-12-08 21:22:17 UTC
Oh, come one, get off here before you hurt someone with those! What?

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Astrid Stjerna
Sebiestor Tribe
#1386 - 2011-12-08 21:26:33 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Oh, come one, get off here before you hurt someone with those! What?


Gentlemen perfer blondes? Right now, I think gentlemen need their eyes checked....

I can't get rid of my darn signature!  Oh, wait....

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#1387 - 2011-12-08 21:27:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
I see a lot of metal...

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Astrid Stjerna
Sebiestor Tribe
#1388 - 2011-12-08 21:44:41 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
I see a lot of metal...


I'll be gentle.

I can't get rid of my darn signature!  Oh, wait....

Kahega Amielden
Rifterlings
#1389 - 2011-12-08 21:54:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Kahega Amielden
Oh god.

*Applies soothing lotion and takes a shower*
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#1390 - 2011-12-08 21:58:58 UTC
Kahega Amielden wrote:
Oh god.


Ur...no..it's ok....you can have my bed..no, I- I will just go...it's ok...I...wil...go...I go...

(realizes the door is still sealed by welding...considering the significance of this fact)

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

Kahega Amielden
Rifterlings
#1391 - 2011-12-08 22:06:46 UTC
Where'd I put my duct tape...
Amber Katelo
Doomheim
#1392 - 2011-12-08 22:15:57 UTC
Allow me to help you into a fresh clone...
Amber Katelo
Doomheim
#1393 - 2011-12-09 22:54:29 UTC
Shocked This wasn't supposed to be possible!?!
Astrid Stjerna
Sebiestor Tribe
#1394 - 2011-12-09 22:56:05 UTC
Amber Katelo wrote:
Shocked This wasn't supposed to be possible!?!


Oh, it's possible, all right...my leg really does bend like that....

I can't get rid of my darn signature!  Oh, wait....

Talon SilverHawk
Patria o Muerte
#1395 - 2011-12-09 23:41:41 UTC
It does, my god it really does ........: )
Sister Lumi
Doomheim
#1396 - 2011-12-09 23:45:46 UTC
Shame you passed out so early, sweetie.
Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#1397 - 2011-12-10 04:58:00 UTC
Same time tomorrow?
Othar en'gilliath
Hosse en'gilliath
#1398 - 2011-12-10 05:15:50 UTC
I told you that you would have a limp didn't I ?
Borascus
#1399 - 2011-12-10 06:20:04 UTC
I was awesome last night wasn't I. I really nailed it, why aren't you talking?
Pasha Cracken
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1400 - 2011-12-10 07:37:30 UTC
I told you to take those sunglasses off at night.