Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Greetings! We're a service organization that offers a unique opportunity for those looking to leave their current employer.. Are you a Director in your corporation that wants to be compensated for your time? Are you a disgruntled peon with access to piles of assets? Are you a spy that wants to do as much damage as possible? Are you a professional thief looking for some assistance with a mark? We're here to help.

We offer services to remove, relocate, and liquidate the assets of your current corporation.

This character is the contact point for 'Asset Relocation', which itself is a shell corporation to handle communication between our legitimate accounts and yourself.

Guidelines:
1 Billion ISK net worth minimum per job
Assets are in our possession during the process and are sold by us
7-day liquidation period after operation
Fair market value determined via Jita day prices
Pre-determined split, paid after liquidation
No sov-space in-station asset removal
100 Million up front to protect our time, refunded at completion

Capabilities:
6 Capital Pilots (dread, carrier, supercarrier - all races)
2 Freighter Pilots (Amarr/Minmatar)
6 T2 Hauler pilots
Rorqual/JF cyno-service for sensitive cargo
Extremely clandestine and fast, stealth in/out
Alt 'army', can infiltrate corporation if needed for large projects
Cyno chain available for your personal cap ship(s)

Largest contract to date: 11.6 Billion ISK

References available upon request. For large (5b+) jobs, collateral is available through 3rd party. Supercapital buy-back program in effect; you lead us to it, we buy it.

If interested, contact this character in game.

"Kleptomania is a blessing"

If anyone uses this I will laugh my ass off, especially with your names.