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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#41 - 2014-08-23 10:52:46 UTC
Riot Girl wrote:
Scorsigaar wrote:
QUOTE:


Tequila is the most expedient method of achieving police "attention", much more so than actually calling them. ENDQUOTE

for some reason the forums wouldn't let me quote that post...

respose:


Hands up...don't shoot!

Tequila will get the feds knocking erry time, without fail

confirming
(bear in mind) i live in Ireland so thats something of an achievement

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Scorsigaar
Ruthless Regiment
SL0W CHILDREN AT PLAY
#42 - 2014-08-23 10:53:56 UTC
Riot Girl wrote:
Scorsigaar wrote:
QUOTE:


Tequila is the most expedient method of achieving police "attention", much more so than actually calling them. ENDQUOTE

for some reason the forums wouldn't let me quote that post...

respose:


Hands up...don't shoot!

Tequila will get the feds knocking erry time, without fail


Yeah it will, but the police are wearing battle rattle now. No need for feds any more.
Solecist Project
#43 - 2014-08-23 11:15:06 UTC
Haven't been drinking yet.
Have to be at home, because of grandma.

Thinking of buying a bottle of baileys and breaking my house rule.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Derrick Miles
Death Rabbit Ky Oneida
#44 - 2014-08-23 11:22:04 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Haven't been drinking yet.
Have to be at home, because of grandma.

Thinking of buying a bottle of baileys and breaking my house rule.

Going to get your grandma drunk?

My grandma used to do that all the time to go to sleep. After a certain age you cease to give a **** I suppose.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#45 - 2014-08-23 11:27:06 UTC
fyi , once a bottle of baileys enters a house, the only ways to get it out again are drinking and/or exorcism

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Solecist Project
#46 - 2014-08-23 11:30:46 UTC
Derrick Miles wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Haven't been drinking yet.
Have to be at home, because of grandma.

Thinking of buying a bottle of baileys and breaking my house rule.

Going to get your grandma drunk?

My grandma used to do that all the time to go to sleep. After a certain age you cease to give a **** I suppose.

You think that's funny?

How about I force you to be awake daily until in the morning,
just so you can be sure you don't risk missing when she needs help
and force you to sit around at home on weekends?

Dude ... just STFU okay?????

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Derrick Miles
Death Rabbit Ky Oneida
#47 - 2014-08-23 11:32:02 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Derrick Miles wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Haven't been drinking yet.
Have to be at home, because of grandma.

Thinking of buying a bottle of baileys and breaking my house rule.

Going to get your grandma drunk?

My grandma used to do that all the time to go to sleep. After a certain age you cease to give a **** I suppose.

You think that's funny?

How about I force you to be awake daily until in the morning,
just so you can be sure you don't risk missing when she needs help
and force you to sit around at home on weekends?

Dude ... just STFU okay?????

Hey, it wasn't a joke, that's what my grandma did. No need to get so upset about it.
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#48 - 2014-08-23 14:20:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Riot Girl
Solecist Project wrote:
Derrick Miles wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Haven't been drinking yet.
Have to be at home, because of grandma.

Thinking of buying a bottle of baileys and breaking my house rule.

Going to get your grandma drunk?

My grandma used to do that all the time to go to sleep. After a certain age you cease to give a **** I suppose.

You think that's funny?

How about I force you to be awake daily until in the morning,
just so you can be sure you don't risk missing when she needs help
and force you to sit around at home on weekends?

Dude ... just STFU okay?????

Sol, it's okay, dude. We all have family issues, It's just something we have to deal with, and you are doing an exceptional job of dealing with it. Hats off to you.

And I don't mean that in a patronising way. Sorry if it seems that way.

Oh god.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#49 - 2014-08-23 17:47:48 UTC
Scorsigaar wrote:
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Well, today I learned that the lot of you don't know how to dispose of a dead body correctly.


I know srsly. Its a skill that takes practice. If you have any pointers feel free to pm me, or just list em here.



Ask Zimmy Vol 1- Corpse Disposal 101


So, the tricky part about corpse disposal is that a fresh corpse is all flabby and thus difficult to carry, since it's center of gravity shifts around constanly while being dragged or carried. Besides being just very difficult to handle, the uneven pressure on your lumbar spine could lead to serious back issues that might require medical attention or could even lead to lasting occupational disability.

The trick is rigor mortis, since a stiff body is much more comfortable to carry than a flabby one.
Rigor mortis usually sets in after 6-12 hours, the exact time depends on temperature.
So, if you are in a relative hurry, it might be advisable to turn up the heating to get your body in a transportable state a little earlier. Please note that a low temperature will actually increase the time needed for rigor mortis, so unless you have a large industrial class freezer that can deep freeze the body, it is not recommended.

Please turn in next week when I tell you about how to let the body disappear and how to make mustard gas from generic groceries.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Eliana Eros
Sentinel Event
Hatakani Trade Winds Combine
#50 - 2014-08-23 20:53:41 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Scorsigaar wrote:
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Well, today I learned that the lot of you don't know how to dispose of a dead body correctly.


I know srsly. Its a skill that takes practice. If you have any pointers feel free to pm me, or just list em here.



Ask Zimmy Vol 1- Corpse Disposal 101


So, the tricky part about corpse disposal is that a fresh corpse is all flabby and thus difficult to carry, since it's center of gravity shifts around constanly while being dragged or carried. Besides being just very difficult to handle, the uneven pressure on your lumbar spine could lead to serious back issues that might require medical attention or could even lead to lasting occupational disability.

The trick is rigor mortis, since a stiff body is much more comfortable to carry than a flabby one.
Rigor mortis usually sets in after 6-12 hours, the exact time depends on temperature.
So, if you are in a relative hurry, it might be advisable to turn up the heating to get your body in a transportable state a little earlier. Please note that a low temperature will actually increase the time needed for rigor mortis, so unless you have a large industrial class freezer that can deep freeze the body, it is not recommended.

Please turn in next week when I tell you about how to let the body disappear and how to make mustard gas from generic groceries.

Please don't forget to mention that to keep the smell down you need air fresheners on hand. As no mater which state you transport it in, the smell lingers on your apparel. Which can be a no no when you prefer to drive with the windows up.

♥'s and Glomps for everyone...well almost everyone.

Ze Goggles
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#51 - 2014-08-24 00:09:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said "You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away"

I staggered back to the underground
And the breeze blew back my hair
I remember throwin' punches around
And preachin' from my chair
-The Who, "Who Are You"

Pretty nice drunkenness lyrics there. He probably wasn't drunk when he wrote them. And by the way, probably best not to try doing something similar in your home town Murikens. The final results might be a little different. You could get away with it in Japan, Micronesia, or Liberia. There are probably others, those are just three I can vouch for. Smile
Rezan Tepet
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#52 - 2014-08-24 00:49:52 UTC
Nothing in the fridge.
Bourbon Street? Walking distance.
This thread needs haikus

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Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#53 - 2014-08-24 03:01:11 UTC


Am I too late to do unspeakable things to Riot Girl's inbox?

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#54 - 2014-08-24 17:20:37 UTC
My inbox always has time for you Sibyyl Blink

Oh god.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#55 - 2014-08-24 18:45:15 UTC
Riot Girl wrote:

I have a 70 bottle of Jager, drinking is neat. Saturday morning fun and games.



Riot Girl wrote:
Jager is the German word for hunter. Did you know that?


And "Jägermeister" could be translated as "huntsman"

"I have 70 huntsmen in my room and it's neat" said no Australian ever.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Derrick Miles
Death Rabbit Ky Oneida
#56 - 2014-08-26 06:52:58 UTC
Rezan Tepet wrote:
Nothing in the fridge.
Bourbon Street? Walking distance.
This thread needs haikus

Glass of liquid gold
Holds the secrets of the world
Until it's empty
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