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Nahrud Zirud
Doomheim
#1 - 2011-12-09 20:59:19 UTC
who is the biggest one youve met and why?
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#2 - 2011-12-09 21:03:34 UTC
Shang Fei
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2011-12-09 21:05:06 UTC
a facial hair style is now a type of person?
Handsome Hussein
#4 - 2011-12-09 21:05:21 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Richard Stallman

GOD DAMN I ******* HATE THAT GUY AND HIS STUPID LICENSE!

Leaves only the fresh scent of pine.
Handsome Hussein
#5 - 2011-12-09 21:06:14 UTC
Sorry, that just kind of slipped out...

Leaves only the fresh scent of pine.
Nahrud Zirud
Doomheim
#6 - 2011-12-09 21:06:20 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Richard Stallman. The reason should be self-explanatory.

hahah yes very true
SpaceSquirrels
#7 - 2011-12-09 21:12:45 UTC  |  Edited by: SpaceSquirrels
All of Wisconsin... Or most of it. They also wear sweatpants 24/7

Edit: They're also mouth breathers. I assumed that went without saying, but you never know.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#8 - 2011-12-09 21:14:24 UTC
Shang Fei wrote:
a facial hair style is now a type of person?



Don't you remember that Star Trek episode when Evil Spock had a goatee?


Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Tear Miner
Doomheim
#9 - 2011-12-09 21:14:43 UTC
You.

Because you're posting on an internet spaceship forum about neckbeards. In before the lock due to irrelevance and obvi trolling.
Nahrud Zirud
Doomheim
#10 - 2011-12-09 21:15:14 UTC
SpaceSquirrels wrote:
All of Wisconsin... Or most of it. They also wear sweatpants 24/7

Edit: They're also mouth breathers. I assumed that went without saying, but you never know.



it must smell bad there then what with mouth funk and sweatpants. do they own showers or tooth paste there
Nahrud Zirud
Doomheim
#11 - 2011-12-09 21:16:09 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Shang Fei wrote:
a facial hair style is now a type of person?



Don't you remember that Star Trek episode when Evil Spock had a goatee?




i liked evil spock he was best spock kinda looks like the goatees we have in game now
SpaceSquirrels
#12 - 2011-12-09 21:21:12 UTC
Nahrud Zirud wrote:
SpaceSquirrels wrote:
All of Wisconsin... Or most of it. They also wear sweatpants 24/7

Edit: They're also mouth breathers. I assumed that went without saying, but you never know.



it must smell bad there then what with mouth funk and sweatpants. do they own showers or tooth paste there


I'm not 100% on that. I could be just Milwaukee does...but encase they do not I dont want unsuspecting people to fall prey when traveling.

I just go to buy Bison meat from a farm. Coincidentally the farmer actually has chest hair that defies gravity...and looks like a beard. At first I was confused and thought MY GOD THAT IS THE CRAZIEST NECK BEARD!...and no no it was not furloughs and furloughs of chest hair that defy gravity!

The guy does make some mean organic bacon, and Bison steak though.
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2011-12-09 21:23:11 UTC
This guy even if he shaved his neck

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
Baaldor
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#14 - 2011-12-09 21:23:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Baaldor
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Shang Fei wrote:
a facial hair style is now a type of person?



Don't you remember that Star Trek episode when Evil Spock had a goatee?




1. neckbeard

1. (n) Facial hair that does not exist on the face, but instead on the neck. Almost never well groomed.

2. (n) Derogatory term for slovenly nerdy people who have no sense of hygene or grooming. Often related to hobbies such as card gaming, video gaming, anime, et. al.




Spock, was a cool mutherfucker, he was not a neckbeard, nor did he wear his beard under his fuggin chin.
Nahrud Zirud
Doomheim
#15 - 2011-12-09 21:23:35 UTC
hahahaha so they have modded the neck beard into a t1 cheast beard
SpaceSquirrels
#16 - 2011-12-09 21:27:17 UTC
It's actually mesmerizing to stare at. The first time you bear witness to it you can't help but think of the physics and physiology involved.
Lord Ryan
True Xero
#17 - 2011-12-09 21:29:39 UTC
You know a couple weeks ago my pits started smelling bad. I'm not much of a sweater and never was. I shower 2 to 3 times a day, wear deorderant and all that good stuff. I even apply Body Glide too my nether regions. The other day I took a shower than layed down for some physical activities. Laying there I noticed that my pits didn't quite smell right. I don't have a neckbeard so I couldn't figure out what the problem is. Please help ole wise one!

Do not assume anything above this line was typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient.
Nahrud Zirud
Doomheim
#18 - 2011-12-09 21:35:32 UTC
Krios Ahzek wrote:
This guy even if he shaved his neck



LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZ
Dorian Wylde
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2011-12-09 21:36:27 UTC
Shang Fei wrote:
a facial hair style is now a type of person?



People are kinda stupid. Especially people on the internet.
Baaldor
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#20 - 2011-12-09 21:41:36 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Richard Stallman. The reason should be self-explanatory.


This dude kind of looks like Jerry Garcia.
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