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Elnoo
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#1 - 2014-06-20 23:25:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Elnoo
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Friendship is like pissing yourself… Everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth that it brings…
Elnoo
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#2 - 2014-06-21 11:58:06 UTC
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“The planet is fine. The people are ******.”
― George Carlin

Friendship is like pissing yourself… Everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth that it brings…
Elnoo
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#3 - 2014-06-22 18:57:29 UTC
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
- Bob Monkhouse

Friendship is like pissing yourself… Everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth that it brings…
Elnoo
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#4 - 2014-06-23 12:24:45 UTC
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“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'”
- Jerry Seinfield

Friendship is like pissing yourself… Everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth that it brings…
Elnoo
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#5 - 2014-06-24 20:15:29 UTC
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“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
― Cathy Guisewite

Friendship is like pissing yourself… Everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth that it brings…
Elnoo
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#6 - 2014-06-27 07:02:25 UTC
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The Reason why men have problems with eye contact during a conversation is due to the fact that…
BREASTS don’t have EYES…
- Elnoo

Friendship is like pissing yourself… Everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth that it brings…
Elnoo
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#7 - 2014-06-28 23:19:43 UTC
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I don't hate you I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence...

Friendship is like pissing yourself… Everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth that it brings…
Elnoo
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#8 - 2014-07-01 09:55:42 UTC
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Some people just need a sympathetic pat…

On the head…



With a HAMMER!

Friendship is like pissing yourself… Everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth that it brings…
Elnoo
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#9 - 2014-07-03 13:07:51 UTC
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“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”
― Billy Sunday

Friendship is like pissing yourself… Everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth that it brings…
Elnoo
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#10 - 2014-07-04 13:51:14 UTC
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“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.”
― Bill Cosby

Friendship is like pissing yourself… Everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth that it brings…
Elnoo
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#11 - 2014-07-08 14:58:09 UTC
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“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.”
― Isaac Asimov

Friendship is like pissing yourself… Everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth that it brings…
Elnoo
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#12 - 2014-07-11 12:31:40 UTC
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On average 782.6 ships are lost to porn every day. Don't become a statistic.. LOG BEFORE YOU FLOG!!!

Friendship is like pissing yourself… Everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth that it brings…
Elnoo
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#13 - 2014-07-15 14:56:56 UTC
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“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

― Albert Einstein

Friendship is like pissing yourself… Everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth that it brings…
Elnoo
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#14 - 2014-07-16 13:59:47 UTC
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“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
― Phyllis Diller

Friendship is like pissing yourself… Everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth that it brings…
Elnoo
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#15 - 2014-07-18 07:43:26 UTC
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain

Friendship is like pissing yourself… Everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth that it brings…
Elnoo
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#16 - 2014-07-26 18:34:55 UTC
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“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”

Robert McCloskey

Friendship is like pissing yourself… Everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth that it brings…
Elnoo
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#17 - 2014-08-18 18:23:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Elnoo
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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

OSCAR WILDE

Friendship is like pissing yourself… Everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth that it brings…
Elnoo
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#18 - 2014-08-19 18:47:28 UTC
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When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

Friendship is like pissing yourself… Everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth that it brings…
Elnoo
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#19 - 2014-08-20 10:26:01 UTC
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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Friendship is like pissing yourself… Everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth that it brings…