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Hicksimus
Torgue
#21 - 2014-08-13 00:38:19 UTC
Sure, we'll let you dock in your outpost with aggression. As a trade off you must now manually pilot into the docking hole(I feel like this sentence is talking dirty to EvE players).

Recruitment Officer: What type of a pilot are you? Me: I've been described as a Ray Charles with Parkinsons and a drinking problem.
Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2014-08-13 01:18:15 UTC
Arec Bardwin wrote:
Grimpak wrote:
BoBoZoBo wrote:
The saddest thing in EVE

is when tears run out.
I'm happy to inform you that there is an inexhaustible supply of tears.

which is why it's impossible to reach such sadness level.


that, and as long as we have beer.

[img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]

[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#23 - 2014-08-13 03:37:49 UTC
Ya know, you could cheer yourself up quickly by giving me your stuff.

Just a thought. Lol

.

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2014-08-13 04:39:15 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
S'Way wrote:
Kttens should be added as a commodity in game. You should request CCP add them.


Like CCP would ever implement any of my ideas.

Corpse Cannon, Tophats/monocle/canes/spats ala Mr Peanut, realistic body types for character creator, removing highsec, 'go back to WoW' button in the esc menu, bounty from forums, Wardeccable NPC corps, Blood Raider Oracle skin, Fedo Cannon, using corpses to decorate your ship reaver-style, Rocky Horror clothing line, Paperclip assistant for forums, Search Function awareness banners, More CCP NakedMan, Forum warrior implants, Plushy Megathron in Eve store, Simpler things in Eve store like engraved lighters/ faction logo t-shirts/ decals for cars/ eve bedsheets, Muffin logos for ships, using the door in CQ as a pass-between portal for EVE/Valkyrie/Legion, titan/BLOPS bridges with mass restrictions like wormholes, etc.

Ironically half of those aren't bad ideas. Ok, maybe less than half, still theres a few gems in there.


To be honest, being able to fire corpses from the Festival Launcher would make me happy, as long as they played the old pod squish sound when they hit the opponents hull.


Drag bubbles and deployable corpses.
Nariya Kentaya
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#25 - 2014-08-13 06:05:13 UTC
BoBoZoBo wrote:
...is having your own station, in Sov space, deny you access for shooting your enemy.

It is like the home you built, on the land you cleared, locking you out of the house for fighting off a burglar. Please - change this absurdity for sov stations. It just does not make any sense.

You can dock after firing when we can kill your station to force you to remain engaged. Seriously, all this would do is give defenders complete invulnerability while within range of their station, making fighting on station and locking in defenders impossible.

So, to reiterate, Destructible Stations = Ability to dock while under fire.
flakeys
Doomheim
#26 - 2014-08-13 06:40:56 UTC



My wife has been denying me docking rights for years now Smile

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Ruskarn Andedare
Lion Investments
#27 - 2014-08-13 11:06:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Ruskarn Andedare
flakeys wrote:


My wife has been denying me docking rights for years now Smile


You need to wait for the aggression timer to end before requesting docking

(which can take a goodly while sometimes Sad )
Ka'Narlist
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#28 - 2014-08-13 13:06:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Ka'Narlist
BoBoZoBo wrote:
...is having your own station, in Sov space, deny you access for shooting your enemy.

Hehe I see where you're coming from and it is indeed very illogical.

But I think we all see why from a gaming point of few this should be the way it is Blink The only thing I don't understand in this is why bubbling doesn't give you an agression flag too.
Arline Kley
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#29 - 2014-08-13 14:32:42 UTC
Not being an actual capsuleer is the saddest thing for me.

Get on with it CCP!

"For it was said they had become like those peculiar demons, which dwell in matter but in whom no light may be found." - Father Grigori, Ravens 3:57
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#30 - 2014-08-13 14:51:09 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
S'Way wrote:
Kttens should be added as a commodity in game. You should request CCP add them.


Like CCP would ever implement any of my ideas.

Corpse Cannon, Tophats/monocle/canes/spats ala Mr Peanut, realistic body types for character creator, removing highsec, 'go back to WoW' button in the esc menu, bounty from forums, Wardeccable NPC corps, Blood Raider Oracle skin, Fedo Cannon, using corpses to decorate your ship reaver-style, Rocky Horror clothing line, Paperclip assistant for forums, Search Function awareness banners, More CCP NakedMan, Forum warrior implants, Plushy Megathron in Eve store, Simpler things in Eve store like engraved lighters/ faction logo t-shirts/ decals for cars/ eve bedsheets, Muffin logos for ships, using the door in CQ as a pass-between portal for EVE/Valkyrie/Legion, titan/BLOPS bridges with mass restrictions like wormholes, etc.


I sincerely support all of those ideas, they're totally awesome and if CCP doesn't implement them, they should at least get their own game.

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
BoBoZoBo
MGroup9
#31 - 2014-08-13 15:01:09 UTC
Abrazzar wrote:
Maybe you should pay the docking crew more so they care to go out under fire to reel you in.


Glad you brought that up. Maybe the docking crew should appreciate the fact I not only gave them a job where there was none before, but have the balls to shoot the aggressors about to kill them.

So, even from a self- preservation point of view from the statin and its inhabitants, it make little sense.

Primary Test Subject • SmackTalker Elite
Bloody Slave
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#32 - 2014-08-13 15:11:37 UTC
Dock Game
By Sindel Pelion

Let's have some fun, this fleet's a trip.
I wanna take a ride in my Apocalypse.
Let's have some fun, this fleet's a trip.
I wanna take a ride in my Apocalypse.

Verse 1:
I wanna shoot you
But if I do then you'll just dock up, babe.
Appear in carriers for show
But don't dare to return our aggro
Cuz you want to play, want to play
station games, station games.

Hold here, gate is red
Don't lemming or there'll be trouble
Dictors go on through
Before they leave and drop a bubble.

Hook:
Let's have some fun, this fleet's a trip.
I wanna take a ride in my Apocalypse.
Don't think too much about that isk.
I wanna take a ride in my Apocalypse.

Chorus:
Let's play a dock game, play a dock game
Do you want kills or you want shame?
-A- is lame,
playing a dock game.

Let's play a dock game, play a dock game
Do you want kills or you want shame?
-A- is lame,
playing a dock game.

Verse 2:
I'm on a mission
And it involves some heavy neuting, yeah.
I know you bitches are impressed,
We're educated in D-P-S
and you guys are bad, guys are bad
at this game, at this game.

Hold here, gate is red
Don't lemming or there'll be trouble
Dictors go on through
Before they leave and drop a bubble.

Hook:
Let's have some fun, this fleet's a trip.
I wanna take a ride in my Apocalypse.
Don't think too much about that isk.
I wanna take a ride in my Apocalypse.

Chorus:
Let's play a dock game, play a dock game
Do you want kills or you want shame?
-A- is lame,
playing a dock game.

Let's play a dock game, play a dock game
Do you want kills or you want shame?
-A- is lame,
playing a dock game.

Bridge:
I can tell you're sitting there spamming on your dock
With some Cheetos in your mouth
And your hand on your (ew)
The story of us, it always ends the same
With a fleet and a girl, -A- and a game
and a game, and a game, and a game, a dock game.

Let's play a dock game, play a dock game
Do you want kills or you want shame?
-A- is lame,
playing a dock game.

Let's play a dock game, play a dock game
Do you want kills or you want shame?
-A- is lame,
playing a dock game.

Let's play a dock game, play a dock game
Do you want kills or you want shame?
-A- is lame,
(Let's have some fun, this fleet's a trip.)
playing a dock game.
(I wanna take a ride in my Apocalypse.)

Let's play a dock game, play a dock game
Do you want kills or you want shame?
-A- is lame,
(Don't think too much about that isk.)
Playing a dock game.
(I wanna take a ride in my Apocalypse.)
Playing a dock game.

If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD)
Robert Sawyer
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#33 - 2014-08-13 15:44:35 UTC
The dock is a lie

"And when, at last, the moment is yours, that agony will become your greatest triumph."
Petre en Thielles
Doomheim
#34 - 2014-08-13 17:10:43 UTC
S'Way wrote:
If you engage someone anywhere you should be prevented from docking for longer, end the lame station docking games.
In fact make stations kick people out at random distances after something like an hour being docked afk as well. (Jita would get interesting).

Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
The saddest thing in Eve would be in a freighter got ganked and it was full of kittens.. and none of them dropped.

Kittens should be added as a commodity in game. You should request CCP add them.


I am starting Petre's frozen kitten corpse business. get 100 frozen kittens for a low, low price of 50 million ISK!
Chopper Rollins
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#35 - 2014-08-13 17:14:17 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Surely you have plenty of safes? Couldn't you just bounce around those for 60 seconds and then dock?

Is this really that big of an issue that CCP should waste dev time to change it when it is clear to everyone that an aggression timer exists and it lasts for only 60 seconds?



The trick is to have combats out and right on the station so you get 100% in one shot.
That way you can catch people at pings in seconds.
Usual sov station undock protocol is to flop out archon reps to save a cruiser from a frigate.
But yeah, aggro timer is a good mechanic.


Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.
JOSAL EXAN
Obertura
#36 - 2014-08-13 21:45:32 UTC
And I thought the saddest thing in EVE is my billboard.
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