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SBU Removal Needed!!!

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Ouranos Walker
Shadowspear Syndicate
Righteous Retribution Syndicate
#1 - 2011-12-08 01:04:35 UTC
Hi I need 3 SBUs removed from 1 system near caldari low sec. Please respond here or by eve mail for details and quote. Thanks
Theodoric Darkwind
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2011-12-08 02:03:55 UTC
Grab a few friends in stealth bombers and do it yourself?

Or since your probably just some lolrenter anyway just beg your masters to kill them.
Ouranos Walker
Shadowspear Syndicate
Righteous Retribution Syndicate
#3 - 2011-12-08 04:20:17 UTC
No we're not a lol renter alliance but thanks for the advice, wise Testi Shocked
Alyssa Yotosala
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#4 - 2011-12-08 22:22:22 UTC
Protip:

Step 1: Fly to SBU
Step 2: lock SBU
Step 3: Press F1
Step 4: Repeat Step 3 until SBU Dead
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2011-12-08 22:48:24 UTC
Alyssa Yotosala wrote:
Protip:

Step 1: Fly to SBU
Step 2: lock SBU
Step 3: Press F1
Step 4: Repeat Step 3 until SBU Dead


Actually don't repeat pressing F1 it'll turn off your guns.

 Though All Men Do Despise Us

Andski
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#6 - 2011-12-08 23:02:39 UTC
lmao I bet this guy is in OWN Alliance

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Henry Haphorn
Killer Yankee
#7 - 2011-12-09 01:58:55 UTC
JeanLucPicardFacepalm.jpg

Do it yourself you lazy ass.

Adapt or Die

Ouranos Walker
Shadowspear Syndicate
Righteous Retribution Syndicate
#8 - 2011-12-09 02:15:36 UTC
Alyssa Yotosala wrote:
Protip:

Step 1: Fly to SBU
Step 2: lock SBU
Step 3: Press F1
Step 4: Repeat Step 3 until SBU Dead



Hit and a missWhat?
Ouranos Walker
Shadowspear Syndicate
Righteous Retribution Syndicate
#9 - 2011-12-09 02:16:56 UTC
Andski wrote:
lmao I bet this guy is in OWN Alliance


The Own Alliance comment was uncalled for, but it made me lol.
Theodoric Darkwind
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2011-12-09 05:05:48 UTC
If you cant handle your own SBU removal you don't deserve to hold sov.
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#11 - 2011-12-09 06:03:06 UTC
Theodoric Darkwind wrote:
If you cant handle your own SBU removal you don't deserve to hold sov.


This thought kept running through my head, but I thought to myself "I've never been in null sec, what do I know..."

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Stalking Mantis
Tr0pa de elite.
Fraternity.
#12 - 2011-12-09 09:27:55 UTC
Theodoric Darkwind wrote:
If you cant handle your own SBU removal you don't deserve to hold sov.


^^

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Officer Nyota Uhura
#13 - 2011-12-09 14:21:54 UTC
Hi I need mercs to plant 3 SBUs to a 1 system near Caldari low sec; exact system name will follow very soon.

On a completely unrelated note... OP: Which system was that again?
Ouranos Walker
Shadowspear Syndicate
Righteous Retribution Syndicate
#14 - 2011-12-09 19:51:19 UTC
Officer Nyota Uhura wrote:
Hi I need mercs to plant 3 SBUs to a 1 system near Caldari low sec; exact system name will follow very soon.

On a completely unrelated note... OP: Which system was that again?

Your mothers
Jovan Geldon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2011-12-10 00:53:56 UTC
SBUs don't have a red cross icon on the overview, so I can see how you might be confused by that
Barrii
Terminus Est Community
#16 - 2011-12-10 02:36:06 UTC
Send me 500m and I'll have them removed tonight.
Stalking Mantis
Tr0pa de elite.
Fraternity.
#17 - 2011-12-10 02:36:59 UTC
Wait.....Why is this in C&P?

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Smiling Menace
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2011-12-10 08:23:55 UTC
Stalking Mantis wrote:
Wait.....Why is this in C&P?


Because this thread was a crime against humanity and the OP should be punished.
Celery Man
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2011-12-10 12:13:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Celery Man
Ouranos Walker wrote:
Officer Nyota Uhura wrote:
Hi I need mercs to plant 3 SBUs to a 1 system near Caldari low sec; exact system name will follow very soon.

On a completely unrelated note... OP: Which system was that again?

Your mothers


My mum flies supers alongside Nyota's mum, they're hanging out drinking tea atm and they both said don't be a lazy ass and do it yourself.