In-Game Events and Gatherings

a joke

Which came first? The hen or the egg?
























Neither. The rooster

So three rabbis and a leprechaun are trekking across the desert. So they trek all day, then they camp out for the first night, and they're camped out, and a tarantula makes a move on the leprechaun. So the first rabbi picks up a canteen of water and throws it at the tarantula, and knocks the tarantula out, so they're all safe and everything's cool. Then they get up the second day and they trek all day, then they camp out for the second night, and they're camped out, and a rattlesnake starts going after the leprechaun. So the second rabbi picks up a box of matzoh and throws it at the rattlesnake and knocks it out, so they're safe and everything's okay. Then they get up on the third day and trek all day, then they camp out for the third night, and on the third night, a scorpion starts attacking the leprechaun. So the third rabbi walks into a bar and orders a double scotch and a milkshake. He drinks the double scotch and pours the milkshake in his pants. Then he gets a second set of drinks, and this time he drinks the milkshake and pours the double scotch in his pants. Then he gets a third set of drinks, and this time when the bartender turns his back, the elephant just takes off, running down the highway, knocking over telephone poles and smashing cars and small trucks, and by the time he gets to the tollbooth the first duck asks, "Hey, would you pass the soap?" But before the second duck can even answer, the cop BURSTS into the bathroom carrying the monkey. But the monkey gets loose, right? And he runs into the kitchen and starts smashing all the dishes and bending all the forks and spoons. And by the time the dentist catches the monkey again, the leprechaun shoves the scorpion up the third rabbi's ass.

Q: what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: the Holocaust.

A Gallente, Caldari and Matar are working on an industry team together constructng capital parts.

Each day they sit together high up at the top of the structure for lunch.

One day the Gallente looks at his food and say "Ughh. Roes sandwich. Always the same. If I ever get this again I'm going to jump off here to my death".

The Caldari sitting next to him looks at his lunch and exclaims "Ughh, same here. Roes sandwich too. I'll join you if it happens to me too."

The Matari looks and his lunch and confirms the same thing.

Next day they meet again for lunch and sure enough, same sandwiches. The Gallente jumps to his death. The Caldari does the same, followed by the Matar.

The funerals are held a few days later and their partners each stand to give a Eulogy.

The partner of the Gallente in her speech says "If only I'd known he didn't like Roes sandwiches. I would have packed something different."

The Caldari's partner in her speech exclaims "If only I'd known he didn't like Roes sandwiches, I would have packed him something different."

Finally the partner of the Matar delivers her speech. Devastated she says "He packed his own lunch"

Courtesy of a coworker..

There's a band called 1023MB.















They haven't had any gigs yet.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plough?

Give her a shovel.

A Gallente, a Caldari, and a Minmatar are sitting at a bar. Each orders a drink from the bartender. When the drinks arrive, there is a fly in each.

The Gallente turns up his nose and slides the glass away from him.

The Caldari frowns, plucks the fly from his drink, and flicks it away, proceeding to sip his drink.

The MinMatar grabs the fly from the glass, holds it inches from face and yells "SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT!!"

Excellent!