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Post a joke in this thread and 1 person will get 100,000,000.00 isk
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Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#21 - 2014-08-08 18:54:51 UTC
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar.

He orders a drink.

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#22 - 2014-08-08 18:54:55 UTC
A woman is driving through the countryside in her car, enjoying the wind rushing through her brunet hair when she comes a halt. The road is filled with sheep that a farmer is trying to herd into a nearby field. Getting out of the car she calls over to him:

"Good sir if I can guess how many sheep are in your flock may I have one?

The farmer thinks for a while and replies "sure thing missy", confident that this townie can't possible guess correctly.

She looks around for a bit and then calls out "there are 158 sheep". The farmer is staggered, and true to his word he lets her pick out any sheep she wants. Happily she picks out one of the animals and goes to put it in the back of her car when the farmer asks her;

Lass, you wouldn't happen to be a natural blond would you? Shocked, she asks him how he knew!

"That's my sheepdog" He replied.
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2014-08-08 18:56:51 UTC
Ima Wreckyou wrote:
Miners love to mine, they think it rocks

I think you'd like this:
http://infernal-carebears.tk/bearrocks.png

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Ima Wreckyou
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#24 - 2014-08-08 19:15:26 UTC
Q: Why is pirating addictive?
A: They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

Evil RatKid
Big Lynx
#25 - 2014-08-08 19:18:59 UTC
How do you call a black guy who is flying an erebus?

























A Titan Pilot, you racists!!
Jenn aSide
Soul Machines
The Initiative.
#26 - 2014-08-08 19:23:48 UTC
RoAnnon
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#27 - 2014-08-08 19:26:32 UTC
What did the two tampons say to each other?

Nothing, they were both stuck-up bitches!

So, you're a bounty hunter. No, that ain't it at all. Then what are you? I'm a bounty hunter.

Broadcast4Reps

Eve Vegas 2015 Pub Crawl Group 9

Houston EVE Meet
TheMercenaryKing
Collapsed Out
Pandemic Legion
#28 - 2014-08-08 19:27:08 UTC
I once yelled out on teamspeak "Titan tackled in 0J-1TA" and it ended up trolling all of the coalition.

If you don't get it...
0J-1TA
J-1TA
J1TA
Jita
Misty Allure
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2014-08-08 19:33:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Misty Allure
Well done GD. Now I'm handing Isk to CODE. Congrats Ima Wreckyou, far funnier and clevererer than these other failures.

TheMercenaryKing.. I pity you man...
Altirius Saldiaro
Doomheim
#30 - 2014-08-08 19:37:26 UTC
CCP
Misty Allure
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2014-08-08 19:39:49 UTC
Altirius Saldiaro wrote:
CCP


Nice try, correct winning answers included..

CCP's customer care
CCP's new player experience
Star Citizen
Mac Tir
State War Academy
Caldari State
#32 - 2014-08-08 19:42:14 UTC
Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

A: Because she had no arms.
RoAnnon
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#33 - 2014-08-08 19:46:03 UTC
Mac Tir wrote:
Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

A: Because she had no arms.


Knock Knock

Who's There?

Not the little girl

So, you're a bounty hunter. No, that ain't it at all. Then what are you? I'm a bounty hunter.

Broadcast4Reps

Eve Vegas 2015 Pub Crawl Group 9

Houston EVE Meet
Altirius Saldiaro
Doomheim
#34 - 2014-08-08 19:51:16 UTC
Where can you find the best vineyards in EVE?

Nullsec. Its where the richest whine comes from.
Grim Hood
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#35 - 2014-08-08 19:51:25 UTC
This thread delivers
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#36 - 2014-08-08 19:51:48 UTC
Highsec.






Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Sirinda
Ekchuah's Shrine Comporium
#37 - 2014-08-08 19:54:51 UTC
Well, I'm late, but whatever.

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first one orders a beer, the second one orders half a beer, the third one a quarter of a beer...

The barkeeper interrupts the fourth one and pours two beers.
LUMINOUS SPIRIT
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#38 - 2014-08-08 20:06:48 UTC
Misty Allure wrote:
Post a joke in this thread and get 100mil isk.


This.
Bruce Kemp
Best Kept Dunked
#39 - 2014-08-08 20:17:24 UTC
Whats is a pirates favorite car?

A GTRRRRRRR.

Twisted
Madi Sin
Deep Space Adventure Time
#40 - 2014-08-08 20:36:52 UTC
A Red fleet and a Blue fleet clashed together, the surviving RvB member's were all marooned.