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Daktaklakpak. C5 WH PvP. Silly name, less silly results.
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Anhenka
The New Federation
Sigma Grindset
#1 - 2014-07-01 05:57:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Anhenka
Daktaklakpak, or just Daktak 99% of the time, because nobody got time for the lakpak.

We are a c5 WH corp, recently hived off from the now deceased and only slightly lamented Red Coat Conspiracy (Still best Blojo bros though). Our hobbies include shooting people, long walks on the beach, and group buying summer Steam sale games.

Primarily consisting of underemployed US, NZ and a few EU TZ players, we are a very relaxed group of players who spend far too much time lounging around on coms, discussing the merits of various age restricted beverages, watching the Fotm sport, and on rare occasions, actually playing Eve. We are now recruiting all TZ's.

What we can offer you:
Small Gang WH PvP, Low sec, Null sec roams
Capital Ship Escalations
Gas Cloud Harvesting
Good P.I.

What we require:
Ability to scan
TS with microphone
Lack of a rectally located branch

What we really like to see, but not required:
Previous WH experience
Ability to fly capitals, Marauders, and/or Orca
T3 skills, Logistics V, Blops, booster alts
Content generators. Scanners, scouts, and the like.

If interested, join channel We're Not That Good for a chat, so we can answer questions or pull you into coms to partake of our inanities. Got a friend or two also interested? Not a prob, drop on by.
DrBladesMcGee Rhys
Banana-Republic.
Shadow Cartel
#2 - 2014-07-02 00:38:57 UTC  |  Edited by: DrBladesMcGee Rhys
edit* im a nub
Ephenos
The New Federation
Sigma Grindset
#3 - 2014-07-02 00:49:21 UTC
As a note, there is an apostrophe in We're Not That Good. The channel does indeed exist.
Spooky Galnarius
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2014-07-08 05:02:46 UTC
YOU SHOULD JOIN US, WE AREN'T THAT GOOD. Speak to me or literally anyone else for details.
Spooky Galnarius
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2014-08-01 07:19:26 UTC
You should still join us, we have more than zero members and less than infinite opportunities in our future! Also, POSes!
Spooky Galnarius
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2014-08-04 21:16:56 UTC
We are in fact the best corp living in our WH. You can choose to be jealous, or you can choose to join us. Or shoot us. If you want to be part of the magic that is Daktak, join We're Not That Good in game and prepared to be trolled into bitter acceptance.
Anhenka
The New Federation
Sigma Grindset
#7 - 2014-08-05 05:09:01 UTC
Spooky Galnarius wrote:
We are in fact the best corp living in our WH. You can choose to be jealous, or you can choose to join us. Or shoot us. If you want to be part of the magic that is Daktak, join We're Not That Good in game and prepared to be trolled into bitter acceptance.


I can indeed confirm that we are the best corp living in our WH.*





*Does not include potentially superior corporations operated by advanced non space faring indigenous local species, particularly organized sleepers, or altcorps we run. Please consult your doctor before reading small text or making assumptions we know what we are doing.