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Winthorp
#1 - 2014-07-26 04:18:16 UTC
Fix Jita market, i must buy all the things now.
Derrick Miles
Death Rabbit Ky Oneida
#2 - 2014-07-26 04:19:23 UTC
It's funny, I've never seen just the market crash.
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat
Working Stiffs
#3 - 2014-07-26 04:19:54 UTC
The Market is not ready at the moment. Please try again later.
Winthorp
#4 - 2014-07-26 04:34:22 UTC
My sell orders were all at the top before it crashed... All will be ok.
D4mane
Wazan Tme Inc.
Corelum Syndicate
#5 - 2014-07-26 04:34:52 UTC
My HFT bot crashed too.
Hatshepsut IV
Un.Reasonable
#6 - 2014-07-26 04:38:41 UTC
Winthorp wrote:
Fix Jita market, i must buy all the things now.



Since the markets down ill sell you things.

First on the auction block, Backdoor access password to the dustette tower.

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Derrick Miles
Death Rabbit Ky Oneida
#7 - 2014-07-26 04:39:00 UTC
The best thing is the Epic Fail Buy Order bot still going strong.
Sh0plifter
Underworld Property Accounting Partnership
#8 - 2014-07-26 04:39:32 UTC
Oh, this is funny.
Winthorp
#9 - 2014-07-26 04:43:27 UTC
Hatshepsut IV wrote:
Winthorp wrote:
Fix Jita market, i must buy all the things now.



Since the markets down ill sell you things.

First on the auction block, Backdoor access password to the dustette tower.


If only you knew, i have had the password to that for some time. Lol
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#10 - 2014-07-26 04:43:32 UTC
Sorry I accidentally the whole Jita market database. And the backups. And the backup backups. So sorry.

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Derrick Miles
Death Rabbit Ky Oneida
#11 - 2014-07-26 04:44:29 UTC
And it's back up again.
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat
Working Stiffs
#12 - 2014-07-26 04:51:11 UTC
Derrick Miles wrote:
And it's back up again.

... and down again Sad
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#13 - 2014-07-26 04:53:00 UTC
This is unacceptable. I want free stuff.

Blink

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
Winthorp
#14 - 2014-07-26 04:58:17 UTC
Belt Scout wrote:
This is unacceptable. I want free stuff.

Blink


It just so happens i found free stuff in this contract worth billions more then that contract price, if only i could afford it...
Sh0plifter
Underworld Property Accounting Partnership
#15 - 2014-07-26 04:59:36 UTC
I am kind of happy I moved my operation out of Jita completely two weeks ago. Though, reading jita local has been a great time.
Rowells
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2014-07-26 05:00:35 UTC
sorry guys, For some reason I keep getting this weird "Server: Fatal Error" every time i put my erebus on a sell order. I'll try doing the same thing over and over again and see if that fixes anything.
Winthorp
#17 - 2014-07-26 05:23:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Winthorp
And down again.

My conspiracy theory is the teams have been hired by goons (grr goons) to burn jita?.....


Yes i am this bored.
Zacarias Ion
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2014-07-26 05:28:51 UTC
Who's running things at CCP.
It's like gremlins are running loose.Shocked
Ritual Union
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2014-07-26 05:31:43 UTC
News report from Jita Local Big smile

Quote:
04:05:25 WTF happen with the market ?
04:05:29 eve is dieing
04:07:23 The first step in the Jove invasion plan....
04:09:07 CCP Seagull takes over and the market dies
04:09:19 today, an unprecedented amount of local chatter that wasn't scams occurred
04:12:09 It's alright guys. Give me all your stuff, I'll sell it for you.
04:15:11 If anyone wants to rage quit because of the markets, Ill take all your stuffs.
04:15:15 take down the market and people talk to eachother
04:18:54 lol the bots are still advertising with the market down
04:23:15 god dammit now i have to go outside -_-
04:24:41 CCP CEO tripped over an extension cable...
04:25:01 apparently this is how CCP is planning on forcing smaller hubs to form
04:29:37 I have initiated hostile take over of the market. Rannsom is set at 5trillion isk
04:30:38 Poor bots, they freaking we posting so much
04:30:47 quick everyone blame CCP Seagull , she's gone mad with her new found power
04:31:03 Subscribe to my market feed for 5mil isk
04:32:22 I'm losing money here, goddamnit.
04:32:49 I think we all need to just calm down...and shoot the monument.


Burn Jita~ RIOT RIOT!!!!!!!


04:33:54 jita market come back, it wasn't you, it was me
04:36:30 anyone who lives in iceland pls go ring a door bell over at CCP and tell them that they need to run "fix_market.exe"

WE NEED TO MAKE OUR POINT! KEEP RIOTING!!!!

04:38:39 Market's pointed, calling primary. All pilots focus dps upon Jita 4-4.
04:42:31 it is better than Burn Jita

Burn Jita~ RIOT RIOT!!!!!!!

04:55:42 MARKET UP!

back to "normal" Big smile

05:02:35 check this epic fail buy orderon the market huahuahu someone is trading drunk
05:02:35 check this epic fail buy orderon the market huahuahu someone is trading drunk
05:02:35 check this epic fail buy orderon the market huahuahu someone is trading drunk


last update: "The Market is not ready at the moment. Please try again later." again ... it has to be the goons :)

Roll

...
Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#20 - 2014-07-26 05:38:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Zappity
Rowells wrote:
sorry guys, For some reason I keep getting this weird "Server: Fatal Error" every time i put my erebus on a sell order. I'll try doing the same thing over and over again and see if that fixes anything.

I make fatal errors practically every time I undock. Hilarious chat log above, especially the bot catching up at end.

Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec and nullsec.
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