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We don't want it. We just don't want you to have it.

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Erica Dusette
Division 13
#61 - 2014-07-18 11:01:30 UTC
Winthorp wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
http://i.imgur.com/ODSnImn.jpg

Evening Gentlemen. What you wish to talk about?



There is so much "buthurt" in this thread i would like to talk more about yours, do you moisturise, tan and wax it?

Ah, is some butthurt?

I did not follow thread so much, other than to glance in when I see such name as yours', Mr Thorp and Mr Bert.

So sadly I'm not very 'up' with what is happen, or source of sore rectal areas. Can someone give me the TL:DR?

My bottom? Well as you know I am very modest capsuleer and do not like spotlight or attention, but I will speak about my butt in the name of State-promotion, of course and because is you who ask me Mr Thorp. Many describe as my finest feature.

Is hard to appreciate with mere words, being unable to show you in person or even on holo-comms, but I take self-shot of bum in private dressing room for you. Cannot tell with pants on, but is a small barcode and State branding above right hip that is very hard to see. You know what it means? Well, you see I was born with genetic defect, it give me legs that are too long in proportion to rest of me. It make me look a little awkward sometimes, because of my small size, but it works to my advantage in holo-films and photos where these proportions hide my true height. Otherwise would be no good for promotional model, Mr Thorp, I am too small, so in a way this defect is blessing as it make me appear like taller person in film.

This naturally long legs help to ensure they are slender and toned too, and these traits also apply to my buttocks which are attached to the legs. I was told by State Protectorate medical technician that my legs and buttocks have an almost impossibly perfect geometric arrangement which makes them quite unique among capsuleers and baseliners alike. As such State Military take out patent code rights to genetic profile of my legs and backside, along with comprehensive insurance policy.

I have very high metabolism and very rigorous exercise regime, Mr Thorp, sir. This also help to ensure my buttocks are kept in very fine form - symmetrical, firm and gently curved to compliment the lumbar of my lower back. I do much cardio to ensure I burn away all body fat, but I try to avoid weights because I do not wish to gain mass. Other than jogging I do occasional squats and pelvic floor exercises to ensure all muscles in my lower region are taut, toned, firm and responsive on command.

Skin care is simple. Achuran skin is often sensitive and the silky smooth olive surface of my backside is no exception. This olive complexion mean I rarely need to tan (I would burn easy anyway) and a simple massage from my assistant every now and then, perhaps with some native oils, is all that is required to keep my bottom feeling as smooth as your charms, sir. Oops

HerrBert wrote:
As Professor in Wormhole Politcs with a 2nd Masters in Diplomatic Negotiation, i would love to know your current inquire about the following scientific issue:

Heels with Yogapants on top of Scanning Proteus, is that possible to Photoshop?
Edit because seems cool: Flamethrower in the left hand and lawnmower in the right with Tanktop (Thanks Borsek)

My sisters and I we follow your teachings for some time, Professor Bert, and is an honor and pleasure to receive anything from you sir, even a podding. So to receive your humble question has make my day. I am unsure if my response will be to the high standard you deserve though, sir.

I am not familiar with this "photoshop" you refer too. The necom in my quarters is limited to some Matari program called "Gimp". At first I thought was joke, I hear of some Gallente men, or people like Andrew Jester, who enjoy to dress in suit called "Gimp" and I never figure it to also be name of some software. But you learn something new each day. For instance today I learn about a "LAGL", is very fascinate.

I'm afraid if I attempted to create such unusual vessel that have pajama yogo pants thing, heels and hands of a lawnmower that spew flame I would only do such beautiful concept injustice. Mine is a specialty in front of the camera, sir, not behind it. And my attempts to making such things could only be described as quite amateur yet very time consuming, ah.

And you, Mr Herrbert sir, deserve so much more than this little Achuran could ever offer in way of beautiful, mutant Proteruss. Oops

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕвσss

Kellie Dusette
Division 13
#62 - 2014-07-18 11:20:31 UTC
Wow, look like I really arrive at arse-end of thread.

So to speak.

Why fascinate with my sister backside?

Winthorp
#63 - 2014-07-18 11:25:21 UTC
Kellie Dusette wrote:
Wow, look like I really arrive at arse-end of thread.

So to speak.

Why fascinate with my sister backside?



Well i was keen to check out some Shelby ass action but now she has gone full ranga i just can't "come" at that.
Winthorp
#64 - 2014-07-18 11:27:28 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
The necom in my quarters is limited to some Matari program called "Gimp". At first I thought was joke, I hear of some Gallente men, or people like Andrew Jester, who enjoy to dress in suit called "Gimp"


Sounds legit.

Erica Dusette
Division 13
#65 - 2014-07-18 11:32:24 UTC
Kellie Dusette wrote:
Wow, look like I really arrive at arse-end of thread.

So to speak.

Why fascinate with my sister backside?


Well is no need to be spiteful. Roll

Does your backside come with full insurance policy paid by State? Hmm? Including clauses for sudden flooding, earthquakes or act of Bob?

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕвσss

Andrew Jester
Collapsed Out
Pandemic Legion
#66 - 2014-07-18 11:40:52 UTC
Holy **** Dusette that was impressive.

Obviously Winthrop isn't keen on Shelby because she isn't underage anymore (insert joke I got warned for last time here)

If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy

Caleb Seremshur
Naked Oiled Bodybuilders
Parasitic Legion.
#67 - 2014-07-18 11:41:13 UTC
BlackPulsar wrote:
To me, theft in my eyes is a pretty poor thing to do, an therefore doing it is pretty poor behaviour.

To then brag about it aferwards is pretty poor behaviour, becuase lets be honest we all put alot of time into this game, and I think that is what you are doing, blowing your e-peen on some forums degrading people who trusted you.


I think you're just mad that your stuff got stolen while you did nothing and then got back handed on the forums for it.

Slow clap to OP. A corp like yours blackpulsar only exists to farm SRP for the lowsec contingent of your alliance. Whom I note got evicted from null for farming during a sov war as well.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#68 - 2014-07-18 11:44:43 UTC
Winthorp wrote:
Kellie Dusette wrote:
Wow, look like I really arrive at arse-end of thread.

So to speak.

Why fascinate with my sister backside?



Well i was keen to check out some Shelby ass action but now she has gone full ranga i just can't "come" at that.

Yessir, well young Shelby does have a lovely figure. Perhaps even more slender than my own. X

And you'll be glad to know her colour is merely dye.

But is important to remember she is not yet of age and her body still develop. Takes many update to her clone stock and is very expensive. I dunno why our mother keep insist to send child-capsuleer to Anoikis. Straight

In anycase, Shelby will be of age in November, and so from then she can make many decision of her own. I do believe that Mr Diadochu has eye for her also though. Perhaps when time comes I offer her hand in auction for highest bidder.


Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕвσss

Erica Dusette
Division 13
#69 - 2014-07-18 11:45:54 UTC
Andrew Jester wrote:
Holy **** Dusette that was impressive.

Obviously Winthrop isn't keen on Shelby because she isn't underage anymore (insert joke I got warned for last time here)

Aye, we need to be careful of that this time. Oops




Lol

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕвσss

Andrew Jester
Collapsed Out
Pandemic Legion
#70 - 2014-07-18 11:46:58 UTC
Did Erica train up ESL V recently?

Don't be silly, Proc is in null, I'm sure Shelby doesn't want to go there. Though maybe she can lure him back to WHs...

If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy

Kellie Dusette
Division 13
#71 - 2014-07-18 11:48:05 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Kellie Dusette wrote:
Wow, look like I really arrive at arse-end of thread.

So to speak.

Why fascinate with my sister backside?


Well is no need to be spiteful. Roll

Does your backside come with full insurance policy paid by State? Hmm? Including clauses for sudden flooding, earthquakes or act of Bob?


Pshhhhh. No, it does not. Roll

But it still pass sh*t through it that stink, same as yours!!

Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#72 - 2014-07-18 11:49:54 UTC
Caleb Seremshur wrote:
BlackPulsar wrote:
To me, theft in my eyes is a pretty poor thing to do, an therefore doing it is pretty poor behaviour.

To then brag about it aferwards is pretty poor behaviour, becuase lets be honest we all put alot of time into this game, and I think that is what you are doing, blowing your e-peen on some forums degrading people who trusted you.


I think you're just mad that your stuff got stolen while you did nothing and then got back handed on the forums for it.

Slow clap to OP. A corp like yours blackpulsar only exists to farm SRP for the lowsec contingent of your alliance. Whom I note got evicted from null for farming during a sov war as well.


This is a Dussette thread now. Stay on topic.

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7

Winthorp
#73 - 2014-07-18 11:50:25 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
[. Perhaps when time comes I offer her hand in auction for highest bidder.


I might need to get the OP of this thread to lend me some ISK.
Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#74 - 2014-07-18 11:58:52 UTC
Oh, wow like REALLY?? Shocked

Mister Winthorp you wanna my backside??

That's so sweet and naughty!! I didn't meet you when I came to visit the others in Pandora. I was excited to meet you but you was on holiday thing. I fly my Stratios, did you know?? I want to be super space pirate like all of you if Erica ever let me.


Caleb Seremshur wrote:
BlackPulsar wrote:
To me, theft in my eyes is a pretty poor thing to do, an therefore doing it is pretty poor behaviour.

To then brag about it aferwards is pretty poor behaviour, becuase lets be honest we all put alot of time into this game, and I think that is what you are doing, blowing your e-peen on some forums degrading people who trusted you.


I think you're just mad that your stuff got stolen while you did nothing and then got back handed on the forums for it.

Slow clap to OP. A corp like yours blackpulsar only exists to farm SRP for the lowsec contingent of your alliance. Whom I note got evicted from null for farming during a sov war as well.

Hi !!! I'm Shelby. Is lovely to meet you Mister Seremshur!!

Wow, and like I'm sure that's important things you say n' all. But can please try not to derail discussion?

I have ADD and clinical hyperactivity and this report button look so tempting right now. I want to whack it so hard, whack it again and again. I beat report button like it owe me ISK, haha!!

Oh, and hi Mister Jester!!! Wow, you lookin' really bad. You should get off boosters and stop sleep with Matari women. Shocked

You take Thukker lifestyle way too serious!!
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#75 - 2014-07-18 12:06:08 UTC
Oh god.

Ok, girls, Jester, is time for your bedtime kids before this butt thing get out of hands.

Kellie, enough of the back-talking.

Shelby, take your meds and stop flirting.

Jester, **** you.

Was just question about backside. Nothing to do with you kids and nothing to make an arse of yourself over.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

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Mizhir
TOP DAMAGE Ltd.
Trigger Happy.
#76 - 2014-07-18 12:06:52 UTC
So this started out as a story about how Paikis put Blood Union in shame when it comes to Drama Content generation.

And then it evolved into a discussion about Dusette's rear.....

❤️️💛💚💙💜

Winthorp
#77 - 2014-07-18 12:11:24 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
So this started out as a story about how Paikis put Blood Union in shame when it comes to Drama Content generation.

And then it evolved into a discussion about Dusette's rear.....


Do try and keep up... Roll
Kellie Dusette
Division 13
#78 - 2014-07-18 12:15:06 UTC
Oh yay, hi Mizhir!! Big smile

You look very pretty in new portrait. Is very dark, but I like.

Is nice to see you!! I don't know you come in wormhole too?

I know you from LAGL place. The one for likes, not one for orgasm thing.

Erica Dusette wrote:
Was just question about backside. Nothing to do with you kids and nothing to make an arse of yourself over.

Butt ... butt ... but I was having so much fun back there. Straight

Is funny to talk with these people, I like a wormhole peoples, they so nice to us. But I behave and go to bunk now.


Winthorp
#79 - 2014-07-18 12:18:42 UTC
Shelby Dusette wrote:
Oh, wow like REALLY?? Shocked

Mister Winthorp you wanna my backside??

That's so sweet and naughty!! I didn't meet you when I came to visit the others in Pandora. I was excited to meet you but you was on holiday thing. I fly my Stratios, did you know?? I want to be super space pirate like all of you if Erica ever let me.


It was a shame we couldn't meet up at the time but i had pressing duties to attend to.

I like that you are starting out in the Stratios not like those other try hards scanning in Covops. When you come of age and decide to dye out all that ranga hit me up and i will take you for a ride in my Proteus, she is the Torana of all the T3's.
Paikis
Vapour Holdings
#80 - 2014-07-18 12:30:58 UTC
Winthorp wrote:
Torana of all the T3's.


+1 for Torana, also stop shitting up my thread.