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Arkady Sadik Gets Last Word On Old IGS, Thousands Cheer!

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Muck Raker
Gutter Press
#1 - 2011-09-10 06:37:37 UTC
As reported by Gutter Press, there was a great gambling frenzy amongst various followers of IGS as to who would have the last word.

It turns out that Arkady Sadik of Electus Matari got the last word.

This result was cheered on by thousands of Minmatar people across New Eden.

"Electus Matari wins again!" said one man. "This shows those Amarrians what's what!"

"At least it wasn't that Amarr dude saying 'amarr victor' ", said a woman. "That would really have gotten my goat"

"I lost large sums of money on this, I was betting on 'Dark Times' from Graelyn" said a heavily tattooed individual. "I however appreciate this great cultural victory that the Minmatar people have achieved."

"It's gal-net, it's like, you know, totally wack, who cares, lady?" said a teenage girl.

Meanwhile, numerous Caldari bookmakers are also pleased, as few people were betting on Captain Sadik being the last word, resulting in very low payouts, despite the high returns for those who did bet on Sadik.

"I made vast sums. Vast. I am now going to purchase equipment for the State Protectorate, as is my patriotic duty" said a square-jawed Civire bookmaker.

Gallente citizens were disappointed at the result.

"I thought we'd have made some fabulous posts right up to the end. I blame the Senate. Somehow this is their fault" said one woman. "I had hopes that General Inhonores would have made some rousing patriotic comments"

"Serpentis, everywhere. I know it was them, even when it was the Caldari, I knew Serpentis were behind it all." said another man.

As the new IGS continues, followers everywhere continue to tune in to view what's what and who's who in New Eden's capsuleer community. The Federation may yet make a surge to achieve posting superiority.

Rumours, Wars, Rumours of Wars, Wars of Rumours!

Arkady Sadik
Gradient
Electus Matari
#2 - 2011-09-10 09:10:40 UTC
Thank you, thank you. I like having the last word.
The Antiquarian
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2011-09-10 09:53:33 UTC
Muck Raker wrote:
As reported by Gutter Press, there was a great gambling frenzy amongst various followers of IGS as to who would have the last word.

It turns out that Arkady Sadik of Electus Matari got the last word.

This result was cheered on by thousands of Minmatar people across New Eden.

"Electus Matari wins again!" said one man. "This shows those Amarrians what's what!"

"At least it wasn't that Amarr dude saying 'amarr victor' ", said a woman. "That would really have gotten my goat"

"I lost large sums of money on this, I was betting on 'Dark Times' from Graelyn" said a heavily tattooed individual. "I however appreciate this great cultural victory that the Minmatar people have achieved."

"It's gal-net, it's like, you know, totally wack, who cares, lady?" said a teenage girl.

Meanwhile, numerous Caldari bookmakers are also pleased, as few people were betting on Captain Sadik being the last word, resulting in very low payouts, despite the high returns for those who did bet on Sadik.

"I made vast sums. Vast. I am now going to purchase equipment for the State Protectorate, as is my patriotic duty" said a square-jawed Civire bookmaker.

Gallente citizens were disappointed at the result.

"I thought we'd have made some fabulous posts right up to the end. I blame the Senate. Somehow this is their fault" said one woman. "I had hopes that General Inhonores would have made some rousing patriotic comments"

"Serpentis, everywhere. I know it was them, even when it was the Caldari, I knew Serpentis were behind it all." said another man.

As the new IGS continues, followers everywhere continue to tune in to view what's what and who's who in New Eden's capsuleer community. The Federation may yet make a surge to achieve posting superiority.


First news from Muck Raker that is based on factual truth. Congratulations.
Malcolm Khross
Doomheim
#4 - 2011-09-10 10:30:05 UTC
Huh.

I suppose congratulations are in order?

...maybe? I'm really not sure.

~Malcolm Khross

Caellach Marellus
Stormcrows
#5 - 2011-09-10 11:51:16 UTC
Arkady Sadik wrote:
Thank you, thank you. I like having the last word.


There isn't a competition for "understatement of the year" you know Arkady.

The Antiquarian wrote:
First news from Muck Raker that is based on factual truth. Congratulations.


Second actually, I'm liking this current trend of news stories with actual basis to them and not just poor rumour mongering.

Makes for better reading.

When your gut instincts tell you something is wrong, trust them. When your heart tells you something is right, ignore it, check with your brain first. Accept nothing, challenge everything.

Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#6 - 2011-09-10 11:54:56 UTC
Arkady Sadik wrote:
Thank you, thank you. I like having the last word.


We've noticed.

It's a shame that on this occasion your last word was so poor

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori

Daniel L'Siata
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#7 - 2011-09-10 12:20:36 UTC
Caellach Marellus wrote:

The Antiquarian wrote:
First news from Muck Raker that is based on factual truth. Congratulations.


Second actually, I'm liking this current trend of news stories with actual basis to them and not just poor rumour mongering.

Makes for better reading.


But it's just so entertaining
Arkady Sadik
Gradient
Electus Matari
#8 - 2011-09-10 14:02:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Arkady Sadik
Rodj Blake wrote:
It's a shame that on this occasion your last word was so poor

That you dislike the post is a great praise, thank you.
Elsebeth Rhiannon
Gradient
Electus Matari
#9 - 2011-09-10 18:49:49 UTC
Caellach Marellus wrote:
Arkady Sadik wrote:
Thank you, thank you. I like having the last word.


There isn't a competition for "understatement of the year" you know Arkady.

But if there was, he'd get first, second, and third prizes.
Dak Hakin
Doomheim
#10 - 2011-09-11 03:23:15 UTC
This does not surprise me, oddly enough.
Graelyn
Aeternus Command Academy
#11 - 2011-09-11 04:40:41 UTC
Missed it by thaaaat much...

Cardinal Graelyn

Amarr Loyalist of the Year - YC113

Codo Yagari
Cohortes Vigilum
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
#12 - 2011-09-12 09:39:23 UTC
And thus, round two begins! : )

May it end with peace and harmony between all sentient beings.
Conventia Underking
Underking Family
Khimi Harar
#13 - 2011-09-13 01:21:07 UTC
The things in which some people take pride...

For God; Salvation is Imperative, but not at the cost of our Humanity!

The Vitoc Problem - Conventia Underking