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What would it take to see ISD Ezwal - SMILE

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Amarisen Gream
The.Kin.of.Jupiter
#1 - 2014-07-14 06:24:06 UTC
Just wondering Mr. ISD Ezwal,

What would it take to see you smile?

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Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#2 - 2014-07-14 06:33:52 UTC
Dead puppies?

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

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Iyokus Patrouette
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2014-07-14 06:35:44 UTC
Any and every thread that he doesn't have to lock on the forums?

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Yang Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#4 - 2014-07-14 06:40:24 UTC
The pleasure of popping pods of pilots that break the forum rules. Also keeping their bodies.

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#5 - 2014-07-14 06:43:16 UTC
LackOfFaith vs Dorrim Barsterlode Yo Momma rap battle while dressed as sad clowns.






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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#6 - 2014-07-14 06:45:25 UTC
I'm sure he's smiling on the inside.

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Gully Alex Foyle
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-07-14 06:47:46 UTC
Judging from his posts, I'm pretty sure Ezwal smiles everytime he puts a thread out of its misery.

Sometimes it's an evil smile, sometimes it's an amused smile.

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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#8 - 2014-07-14 06:53:15 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
LackOfFaith vs Dorrim Barsterlode Yo Momma rap battle while dressed as sad clowns.







Well that's just odd. Also, he seems to enjoy beer.

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flakeys
Doomheim
#9 - 2014-07-14 06:54:11 UTC
Amarisen Gream wrote:
Just wondering Mr. ISD Ezwal,

What would it take to see you smile?



Well if he's male it wouldn't be too hard to figure out what would make him smile now would it .... Roll

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Gully Alex Foyle
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2014-07-14 06:57:07 UTC
flakeys wrote:
Amarisen Gream wrote:
Just wondering Mr. ISD Ezwal,

What would it take to see you smile?



Well if he's male it wouldn't be too hard to figure out what would make him smile now would it .... Roll
Women smile too you know, unless you're doing it wrong. Blink

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#11 - 2014-07-14 07:50:21 UTC
Gully Alex Foyle wrote:
flakeys wrote:
Amarisen Gream wrote:
Just wondering Mr. ISD Ezwal,

What would it take to see you smile?



Well if he's male it wouldn't be too hard to figure out what would make him smile now would it .... Roll
Women smile too you know, unless you're doing it wrong. Blink


That's often a trap though, I have two 3year old bits of eveidence of that.

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Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#12 - 2014-07-14 08:00:55 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Gully Alex Foyle wrote:
flakeys wrote:
Amarisen Gream wrote:
Just wondering Mr. ISD Ezwal,

What would it take to see you smile?



Well if he's male it wouldn't be too hard to figure out what would make him smile now would it .... Roll
Women smile too you know, unless you're doing it wrong. Blink


That's often a trap though, I have two 3year old bits of eveidence of that.


I too, refer to my daughter as evidence.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

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Erica Dusette
Division 13
#13 - 2014-07-14 08:32:04 UTC
Gully Alex Foyle wrote:
Judging from his posts, I'm pretty sure Ezwal smiles everytime he puts a thread out of its misery.

Sometimes it's an evil smile, sometimes it's an amused smile.

I always thought it looked more like a grimace.

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Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2014-07-14 08:41:02 UTC
Gully Alex Foyle wrote:
flakeys wrote:
Amarisen Gream wrote:
Just wondering Mr. ISD Ezwal,

What would it take to see you smile?



Well if he's male it wouldn't be too hard to figure out what would make him smile now would it .... Roll
Women smile too you know, unless you're doing it wrong. Blink


In my experience, the smile is BECAUSE you're doing it wrong. There is no way a mouth has the ability to come out of the 'doing it right' contortions it performs otherwise in order to form any semblance of a smile.

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Victor Andall
#15 - 2014-07-14 09:23:51 UTC
Fewer stupid threads? Not naming any names.

OP.

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Sirinda
Ekchuah's Shrine Comporium
#16 - 2014-07-14 09:27:33 UTC
Judging by the average post quality here, anti-depressants?Twisted
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#17 - 2014-07-14 09:34:09 UTC
I am guessing it's not "having to lock four threads in a twelve minute period"?

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

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Christina Project
Screaming Head in a Box.
#18 - 2014-07-14 11:12:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Christina Project
Another one of these wannabes.

"I have mentioned in other threads my desire to see a change/update to the EVE online PVE (Missions)"

I guess this is a great start for failure.
Yay for opinions.

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Lachra
Lachra Corporation
#19 - 2014-07-14 11:21:54 UTC
I just wanted to see him smile again. I just wanted to let him know that I don't care about the locks. So I stick a razor in my mouth, and do this...*mimics slicing her mouth*...to myself. And you know what? He can't stand the sight of me! He locks my thread. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!
Christina Project
Screaming Head in a Box.
#20 - 2014-07-14 11:48:53 UTC
Lachra wrote:
I just wanted to see him smile again. I just wanted to let him know that I don't care about the locks. So I stick a razor in my mouth, and do this...*mimics slicing her mouth*...to myself. And you know what? He can't stand the sight of me! He locks my thread. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!

LOLcat approves.
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