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LONG LIVE THE SANSHA NATION.
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Solecist Project's Alt
Doomheim
#21 - 2014-05-10 23:35:44 UTC
*sips vherokior tea*

My drugs are better.
Crystal Chantreuse
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#22 - 2014-05-18 01:17:54 UTC
[Encrypted distress signal] :~ MJ4933L95K0091783EKF1
[Data source] :~ Emergency Beacon
[Route Transmission] :~ 04-H4M > Providence > G-B22J
[Decryption Successful] Yes
[Data].... [Data]....


{{{ Lord Sansha,


The time has come where I must beg for your mercy and assistance in matters of great importance. A conglomeration of enemies has descended upon the Providence region. The G-B22J system is currently in seige, as well as several other Providence systems. Over the next several days, or perhaps weeks, the efforts of the offensive will intensify and I feel we may be short of time and Power. Estimated remainder as of this beacon signal: 20 hours. Estimated time of next conflict: between 21:00 2014.05.18 - 21:40 2013.05.18. I understand and accept that fealty and accomodation of association is an issue, but it is with True conviction that I ask for your help. As I have recently been elevated in my current alliance, if the graciousness of your Lordship and the might of the Promised Land would see fit, perhaps future accomodations and agreements may be found. I submit to you my greatest fear and appreciation for even considering these pitiful words.



Unknown,
Crystal Chantreuse }}}

[Data End]
[Signal Complete]

~Crystal Chantreuse, Janitorial Services Manager
Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#23 - 2014-05-18 01:29:18 UTC
In what world does Provi ask Sansha's Nation for help? Don't worry though, I'm sure there's something CVA can do to help you. I am sending a copy of this message to them right now.

I am sure they are willing to help someone trying to get in bed with Nation. And not, you know, kick you out of Provi and cut off all aid for siding with their enemies.
Crystal Chantreuse
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#24 - 2014-05-18 02:38:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Crystal Chantreuse
Pilot Evi Polevhia: In what world does Provi ask for help from the Nation, you query? None.

If you had instead asked, "In what world does a Minmatar Janitor make a begrudged, desperate plea to her former oppressor; In what world does one of many Minmatar slaves who escaped the horrible truth of the 'Great Purchase' of slaves from the Amarr risk it all; in what world does a lowly servant who watched countless numbers of her brothers and sisters be promised freedom, only to become slaves of a worse sort --cerebral slaves--, put her own neck on the line once again; in what world does a free caspuleer, all too experienced in playing the part of the slave, and having managed to crawl OUT of that bed, makes the sad choice to potentially have to crawl BACK into it to protect others she has come to know?", then I would instead answer:


This one.

~Crystal Chantreuse, Janitorial Services Manager
Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#25 - 2014-05-18 03:30:17 UTC
If you really wish for him to protect you from all foes, he showed the way to the Promised Land when last he traveled Known Space. You only have to follow in his steps.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#26 - 2014-05-18 05:37:56 UTC
Evi Polevhia wrote:
If you really wish for him to protect you from all foes, he showed the way to the Promised Land when last he traveled Known Space. You only have to follow in his steps.

Oh, I can show you the way to Promised Land myself, would you follow me instead?
All you need to do, is get Access to your airlock. You go through the Exit, close the door behind and mash buttons to depressurize it. After external lock will open, you will float through the Gateway. It will be the Central Point of your life, and you will end in the Promised Land.

Fly safe!

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Crystal Chantreuse
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#27 - 2014-05-18 06:06:40 UTC
I went there four days ago, seeking in vain. Thankfully, wormhole travel made the search more accessible, at least. I suppose it would have served me better to have led to Stain. But such is this life. I guess all I can do now is wait. I'm currently picking up a Sanctum signal at home, the only glimpse of hope that perhaps the beacon is reaching out.

~Crystal Chantreuse, Janitorial Services Manager
Crystal Chantreuse
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#28 - 2014-05-19 06:09:01 UTC
Well I suppose Lord Sansha truly is dead and gone. There was hope, but now... there's an unclaimed system festering in the middle of Providence. Janitorial Services will have to relocate.

~Crystal Chantreuse, Janitorial Services Manager
Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#29 - 2014-05-21 22:23:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Evi Polevhia
Who are you? And what have you done for Nation that you think they even owe you a response?
Crystal Chantreuse
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#30 - 2014-07-07 23:51:12 UTC
Well it does not matter now. I am home once again. I suppose now, we'll see what Mordu has to say about The Ever-Non-Present One.

~Crystal Chantreuse, Janitorial Services Manager
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2014-07-08 01:39:04 UTC
If Tiberious is following this...

Please don't forget the lobotomy when you are converting this one into one of your own. Do that and for the first time the cluster owes the Nation a favour.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#32 - 2014-07-08 01:55:36 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
If Tiberious is following this...

Please don't forget the lobotomy when you are converting this one into one of your own. Do that and for the first time the cluster owes the Nation a favour.

Wait wait wait...
Isn't it obligatory for each subject they turn into a sansha?
It's the same as telling a computer program to not miss an instruction to follow Blink

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Kithrus
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
#33 - 2014-07-08 02:05:12 UTC
If sansha nation really wanted to be a force for good they would stop everything they were doing and focus all energy on helping Muck Raker make more posts.

Till then not interested.

Darkness is more then absence of light, it is ignorance and corruption. I will be the Bulwark from such things that you may live in the light. Pray so my arms do not grow weary and my footing remain sure.

If you are brave, join me in the dark.
Slave A00073078
Northern Raven Reconnaissance Syndicate
#34 - 2014-07-08 10:30:00 UTC
But sansha ships suck. This is known. Therefore we can infer sansha suck.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#35 - 2014-07-08 11:56:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Slave A00073078 wrote:
But sansha ships suck. This is known. Therefore we can infer sansha suck.


They aren't that bad anymore these days. The new integrated circuits and propulsion power-routing system they use had dramatically improve afterburner performance.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Slave A00073078
Northern Raven Reconnaissance Syndicate
#36 - 2014-07-08 12:14:48 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Slave A00073078 wrote:
But sansha ships suck. This is known. Therefore we can infer sansha suck.


They aren't that bad anymore these days. The new integrated circuits and propulsion power-routing system they use had dramatically improve afterburner performance.


Well I don't really get into ship's nowadays so I must've missed that. However I still say Sansha suck, for the funsies.
Naraish Adarn
Alexylva Paradox
#37 - 2014-07-08 14:39:12 UTC
new fanatics, new zealots new crazy creatures... nope i cant find a reason to come back and live in empire space.
Da Dom
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#38 - 2014-07-08 15:00:46 UTC
Send more ships.

They're delicious.

Because Far-que... That's why.
Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2014-07-08 17:42:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Caviar Liberta
Evi Polevhia wrote:
Makoto Priano wrote:
Maker. Another one?

Pilots, we really do need to work on some appropriate methods for purging these nanites. It's-- getting troublesome.


I will swear to whatever god you want me to swear to. He is not one of ours.


I knew after examining the broadcast he couldn't be one of yours.

1. The production quality was rushed and the video quality substandard.
2. I've seen better propaganda edited out even before dress rehearsals.
3. More coherent idea's have come from Crash junkies than his broadcast.
Tweak Caltenco
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#40 - 2014-07-08 19:08:49 UTC
Ahh... The Sanshanistas. All mind control and no play. Can't seem to see why on Eden one would join out of will.
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