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I'd like to hire MERCS to counter RZR alliance blobbers
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Gallentiuz Thellere
#1 - 2014-07-06 21:42:22 UTC
Hello sirs, I would like to procure the services of some mercenaries to assist the Gallente Militia in fighting some lameass CFC blobbers who have been crapping up OUR region of Black Rise for some time now. Details can be worked out in private; however, i will requite all pilots to be skilled enough for fighting 10:1 odds or worse without running, as apparently that is how the hotdroppers now roll. I am prepared to pay 10 billion isk for this service. It should only require one good old-fashioned DUNK to drive off these cowardly nullbears into other places that they can easily amuse themselves while otherwise playing blue doughnut landlords online. Please contact me right away with your details and I will select the best candidate for the job!
Michele Bachmann
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-07-06 22:02:01 UTC
GTFO RZR shill
Gallentiuz Thellere
#3 - 2014-07-06 22:12:34 UTC
Squidpet pls... pls go.
Giuseppe R Raimondo
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2014-07-06 22:47:13 UTC
you got 10bill isk, use that to buy big ships and kill them yourself
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2014-07-06 22:48:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Mallak Azaria
The best part is every goon you kill in Black Rise gets double reimbursement on their ship. As a reimburser I guess I should actively encourage goons to blob people in Black Rise more.

Do you like to create content for people & profit at the same time? Blob on down to Black Rise! We offer double reimbursement on all ships lost & a bonus for every tear thread created.

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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2014-07-06 23:40:30 UTC
Gallentiuz Thellere wrote:
Hello sirs, I would like to procure the services of some mercenaries to assist the Gallente Militia in fighting some lameass CFC blobbers who have been crapping up OUR region of Black Rise for some time now. Details can be worked out in private; however, i will requite all pilots to be skilled enough for fighting 10:1 odds or worse without running, as apparently that is how the hotdroppers now roll. I am prepared to pay 10 billion isk for this service. It should only require one good old-fashioned DUNK to drive off these cowardly nullbears into other places that they can easily amuse themselves while otherwise playing blue doughnut landlords online. Please contact me right away with your details and I will select the best candidate for the job!

Not sure what merc corps can handle this sort of op, but I'd contact syj.

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GOB the Magician
Enlightened Industries
Goonswarm Federation
#7 - 2014-07-07 02:08:45 UTC
gevlon?
Magnus Cortex
Ginger Industrial Solutions
#8 - 2014-07-07 04:43:14 UTC
Gevlon Goblin would be thrilled to sponsor this venture, having recently freed up a lot of isk after finding out his Darwins Lemmings alliance were useless, he is currently looking for more ways to fund pvp against the CFC.
Dave Stark
#9 - 2014-07-07 07:19:45 UTC
Magnus Cortex wrote:
Gevlon Goblin would be thrilled to sponsor this venture, having recently freed up a lot of isk after finding out his Darwins Lemmings alliance were useless, he is currently looking for more ways to fund pvp against the CFC.


considering every time he throws money at something, it crashes and burns... perhaps he should start throwing money at the CFC. i mean, at this point, it's probably all he has left in his bag of tricks anyway.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2014-07-07 14:34:41 UTC
Gallentiuz Thellere wrote:
Gallente Militia



Gallentiuz Thellere wrote:
lameass CFC blobbers


Really?

If thats not the pot calling the kettle...

How about you call some Galmil buddies? You know, Aideron Robotics, Wise Human Sword, or QCats? They all like to roam around in 20+ fleets.

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MinutemanKirk
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2014-07-07 15:35:31 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
You know, Aideron Robotics, Wise Human Sword, or QCats? They all like to roam around in 20+ fleets.


Uhh... what? Of course QCATS will occasionally have a fleet op or have pilots in a large fleet op, but by and large we are solo/small gang PvPrs. Feel free to scroll through our kills if you think otherwise.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=corp&name=Quantum+Cats+Syndicate&page=1#kills
Maichin Civire
#12 - 2014-07-07 15:47:21 UTC
God, it's you again? Can't you just give up?
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#13 - 2014-07-07 16:28:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Leto Thule
MinutemanKirk wrote:
Of course QCATS will occasionally have a fleet op or have pilots in a large fleet op



So, I am wrong how?

Just trying to advise the OP of his FW buddies that were capable of fielding larger fleets.... Qcats are just one example. He could also contact BFM or JUSTK.....

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MinutemanKirk
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2014-07-07 17:26:50 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:

So, I am wrong how?


Wasn't trying to suggest that you are somehow gravely mistaken about something, however, the tone of your previous post suggested we were "blobbers" and "frequently flew" in fleets with 20+ people. Just wanted to clarify. :)
masternerdguy
Doomheim
#15 - 2014-07-07 23:53:16 UTC
Quality Gallente Posting

Things are only impossible until they are not.
Voyager Arran
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2014-07-08 03:05:27 UTC
Please drop caps.
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#17 - 2014-07-08 04:19:17 UTC
Now, this is interesting. I was about to send the OP an evemail offering to scam him in exchange for fake merc services, but he seems to have biomassed his character in the last couple of hours.

"no such character exists" or something to that effect is what the server told me.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Alai Yassavi
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2014-07-08 04:20:22 UTC
Voyager Arran wrote:
Please drop caps.
Troyd23
Repercussus
#19 - 2014-07-08 06:09:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Troyd23
On behalf of Repercussus and by extension our mercenary services as a member of Razor - we would like to offer our services to the OP and send those Razor Scum back to Tenal: so they can care-bear where they belong!

Err, Wait a second.....
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#20 - 2014-07-08 06:16:36 UTC
10b im down :D

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
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