Player Features and Ideas Discussion

This is an urgent matter worthy of it's own thread; the NEX only provides eyeball supplements for those fortunate enough to harm their left eye and leaves those impaired on the right side at an unfair disadvantage compared to their colleagues. I also recently noticed that gentlemen who would love nothing more than to wear a looking glass interface (the monocle) over their left eye are being grossly discriminated.

If the highly sought-after right side synthetic eyes and left side monocles were to appear I would gladly buy all four and wear them at once.