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War Against The Code.... lol

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Gank Gank
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#1 - 2014-06-29 20:09:07 UTC
Rhes
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2014-06-29 20:16:48 UTC
pubbies.mp3

EVE is a game about spaceships and there's an enormous amount of work to do on the in-space gameplay before players (or developers) are ready to sacrifice it for a totally new type of gameplay - CCP Rise

Arcelian
0nus
#3 - 2014-06-29 20:22:34 UTC
huh?
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#4 - 2014-06-29 20:35:09 UTC  |  Edited by: lanyaie
Just wow....My ears hurt

This guy is incredibly stupid, and he should get a better microphone and background track....ffs he should try getting audacity and stop reading of a piece of paper.

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.

Christopher AET
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2014-06-29 20:40:30 UTC
A more unsecure hisec?.....good England bro.

I drain ducks of their moisture for sustenance.

Hra Neuvosto
Party Cat Enterprises
#6 - 2014-06-29 20:51:06 UTC
m8
Gallowmere Rorschach
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-06-29 20:51:53 UTC
Okay, I made it thirty seconds in and had to close it. If you're going to sound like a robot giving a programmed speech, at least have the decency to use a voice synth to sound like said robot. Better yet, just text-to-speech and try to give an air of mystery, instead of...nevermind.
Tarsas Phage
Sniggerdly
#8 - 2014-06-29 20:57:41 UTC
Yow. Someone please introduce this guy to Toastmasters International.
Dalto Bane
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2014-06-29 21:06:41 UTC
Awe, how cute..

Poor kid. He's got heart, I'll give him that. Unfortunately his monotone speech gave me about as much excitement as listening to Ben Stein read the dictionary.

Drops Mic

Vaju Enki
Secular Wisdom
#10 - 2014-06-29 22:00:30 UTC
lol

The Tears Must Flow

Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#11 - 2014-06-29 22:31:01 UTC
*shrug*
(Couldn't get enough care to shrug IRL so I'm just posting it.)
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#12 - 2014-06-29 22:38:16 UTC
He has mentally tortured me

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann

DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#13 - 2014-06-29 23:12:21 UTC  |  Edited by: DJentropy Ovaert
It's not a very good read, that much is for sure.

For what it is worth - I had the pleasure of having a sit down at the diplomatic table with him for a moment and discussing the main reason I have personally witnessed every single "war on CODE" movement fail - accepting some of the most toxic and downright unstable players into their ranks, players who know very little about any involved game mechanics - and then fail cascade due to players who are mature and knowledgeable not wanting to have anything to do with them.

For what it is worth, JT seems like a decent enough person and it was nice to take a moment to have a chat with him.

For a history lesson and what no doubt has prompted his "War on CODE" - take a second to read:

http://www.minerbumping.com/2014/06/absolved-victory-part-1.html

Perhaps destroying his corporation from the inside out and issuing them all the title of "CODE War Bride" was a factor :-)

Emergent gameplay, baby, emergent gameplay. :-) Also one of the first of many public actions by the mighty NSA (Neworder Spai Agency).

:-)
Haedonism Bot
People for the Ethical Treatment of Rogue Drones
#14 - 2014-06-29 23:44:44 UTC
The New Order can never be defeated, because good always prevails over evil.Big smile

www.everevolutionaryfront.blogspot.com

Vote Sabriz Adoudel and Tora Bushido for CSMX. Keep the Evil in EVE!

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#15 - 2014-06-30 00:02:44 UTC
This is worse and/or better than Stephen Hawking reading Twilight.





Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Lady Areola Fappington
#16 - 2014-06-30 00:07:31 UTC
DJentropy Ovaert wrote:
It's not a very good read, that much is for sure.

For what it is worth - I had the pleasure of having a sit down at the diplomatic table with him for a moment and discussing the main reason I have personally witnessed every single "war on CODE" movement fail - accepting some of the most toxic and downright unstable players into their ranks, players who know very little about any involved game mechanics - and then fail cascade due to players who are mature and knowledgeable not wanting to have anything to do with them.

For what it is worth, JT seems like a decent enough person and it was nice to take a moment to have a chat with him.

For a history lesson and what no doubt has prompted his "War on CODE" - take a second to read:

http://www.minerbumping.com/2014/06/absolved-victory-part-1.html

Perhaps destroying his corporation from the inside out and issuing them all the title of "CODE War Bride" was a factor :-)

Emergent gameplay, baby, emergent gameplay. :-) Also one of the first of many public actions by the mighty NSA (Neworder Spai Agency).

:-)



DJ man, tell this guy to send me his speech script. I'll clean it up some and give him a dramatic reading that'll have everyone going ga ga.

7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY? No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided. --Eve New Player Guide

Chopper Rollins
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
#17 - 2014-06-30 00:33:08 UTC
"Rise and unite under 1 Banner to destroy the CODE and to destroy them."

Uwotm8?

Since Braveheart there's been an upsurge in the usual fascist propaganda segment of Hollywood's output, where much stock is placed in the rousing speech sequence.
This guy can't help it, he's been fed this drivel from childhood and has given it as good a go as he can manage. A little nasal, needs breathing corrected to make it sound extemporaneous and therefore more lively. Personally, making my wife laugh by doing Tyler Durden's speech in Christopher Walken's voice is a better use of time and energy.

Every time a hisec barnacle leaves for null or w-space a bunny gets it's wings. Thanks CHOAD ©


Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.

Gallowmere Rorschach
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2014-06-30 00:34:12 UTC
Lady Areola Fappington wrote:

DJ man, tell this guy to send me his speech script. I'll clean it up some and give him a dramatic reading that'll have everyone going ga ga.

You should just have someone transcribe it for you (for the love of god, pay them for listening to that to do so), then do it over in an incredibly awesome manner. If nothing else, it gives you the "we can even do your own propaganda better than you" point.
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#19 - 2014-06-30 00:51:17 UTC
"CODE War Bride".

That is brilliant. My hat tips to Fighter Jets GuitarSolo.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.

Antihrist Pripravnik
Cultural Enrichment and Synergy of Diversity
Stain Neurodiverse Democracy
#20 - 2014-06-30 00:59:45 UTC
If it looks like CAOD thread, walks like a CAOD thread, smells like a CAOD thread - it's probably CAOD thread.
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