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Seeking Entrance to J213058
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Apochra xaksiz
Anomalous Operations Inc.
#1 - 2014-06-25 03:26:21 UTC
will pay 100 mill isk for safe entrance to J213058
please contact me via mail if you can get me in
Aquila Sagitta
Blue-Fire
#2 - 2014-06-25 04:15:47 UTC
Define 'safe'

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Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#3 - 2014-06-25 04:29:40 UTC
Define '100 mill'

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Remy Nolen
Sama Guild
#4 - 2014-06-25 04:40:37 UTC
up that to a couple bil or this will get moved to For Sale section.
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#5 - 2014-06-25 05:32:38 UTC
Hah 100m what am I supposed to do with that? It isn't even worth putting a scanning alt in the hole for that price.
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Erica Dusette
Division 13
#6 - 2014-06-25 05:41:18 UTC
Hello there.

I enjoy helping people like you out, but the aquisition of wealth or assets means nothing to me. So unlike the others I'm not interested in any amount of ISK that's potentially on offer. With that in mind, what else could you offer a person like me should I stumble across your hole by Bob's good graces?

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HerrBert
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2014-06-25 05:45:16 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Hello there.

I enjoy helping people like you out, but the aquisition of wealth or assets means nothing to me. So unlike the others I'm not interested in any amount of ISK that's potentially on offer. With that in mind, what else could you offer a person like me should I stumble across your hole by Bob's good graces?


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Erica Dusette
Division 13
#8 - 2014-06-25 06:11:26 UTC
HerrBert wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Hello there.

I enjoy helping people like you out, but the aquisition of wealth or assets means nothing to me. So unlike the others I'm not interested in any amount of ISK that's potentially on offer. With that in mind, what else could you offer a person like me should I stumble across your hole by Bob's good graces?


Dinner at the Sun
Walks around the Pocos
A ring, two words and eternity

Hmm, that sounds an awful lot like commitment. I'm not seeking marriage, marriage is more like being in debt. I'm seeking profit, just not the kind most people seek.

Although it goes without saying I'd ever turn down such an offer should it come from someone like yourself, Mr Bert, or someone like that Jack Miton of course.

Anyway, an example would be this one time someone moved into my old home system after I'd left and sieged my old customs offices. I took a couple of my finest ladies and we went down to say hello and hopefully catch the bashing fleet. They didn't come out to play, so we spent the next couple days harassing them and killing folks before they decided to negotiate, offering me a handsome sum of ISK to both leave the system and hand over my old customs offices to them.

I refused. You see this whole 'ISK' thing seems terribly uninteresting to me. So instead I went through their corp and alliance memberlists until I found the prettiest pilot I could find, and then demanded her as my ransom. I gave them the night to think it over, in the morning I expected the pilot to drop corp in readiness to join mine and leave with me, or the killings would continue.

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lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#9 - 2014-06-25 09:27:09 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
HerrBert wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Hello there.

I enjoy helping people like you out, but the aquisition of wealth or assets means nothing to me. So unlike the others I'm not interested in any amount of ISK that's potentially on offer. With that in mind, what else could you offer a person like me should I stumble across your hole by Bob's good graces?


Dinner at the Sun
Walks around the Pocos
A ring, two words and eternity

Hmm, that sounds an awful lot like commitment. I'm not seeking marriage, marriage is more like being in debt. I'm seeking profit, just not the kind most people seek.

Although it goes without saying I'd ever turn down such an offer should it come from someone like yourself, Mr Bert, or someone like that Jack Miton of course.

Anyway, an example would be this one time someone moved into my old home system after I'd left and sieged my old customs offices. I took a couple of my finest ladies and we went down to say hello and hopefully catch the bashing fleet. They didn't come out to play, so we spent the next couple days harassing them and killing folks before they decided to negotiate, offering me a handsome sum of ISK to both leave the system and hand over my old customs offices to them.

I refused. You see this whole 'ISK' thing seems terribly uninteresting to me. So instead I went through their corp and alliance memberlists until I found the prettiest pilot I could find, and then demanded her as my ransom. I gave them the night to think it over, in the morning I expected the pilot to drop corp in readiness to join mine and leave with me, or the killings would continue.


So basically...you'd be her PIMP?

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Erica Dusette
Division 13
#10 - 2014-06-25 09:54:08 UTC
lanyaie wrote:
So basically...you'd be her PIMP?

Pimp?

Do all you people having nothing but coitus on your brains? Straight

So anyway, the next day they actually agreed.

The pilot in question was online while I sat in a morning convo with their CEO, waiting until the very last minute before they went through with dropping corp before I stopped them ... and explained I was only kidding. The pilot could stay in their corp, they could have the customs offices for free, and my girls and I would leave system and go home.

Op success. Blink

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Ronald Jeremiah
Doomheim
#11 - 2014-06-25 12:53:40 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:


Although it goes without saying I'd ever turn down such an offer should it come from someone like yourself, Mr Bert, or someone like that Jack Miton of course.

Anyway, an example would be this one time someone moved into my old home system after I'd left and sieged my old customs offices. I took a couple of my finest ladies and we went down to say hello and hopefully catch the bashing fleet. They didn't come out to play, so we spent the next couple days harassing them and killing folks before they decided to negotiate, offering me a handsome sum of ISK to both leave the system and hand over my old customs offices to them.

I refused. You see this whole 'ISK' thing seems terribly uninteresting to me. So instead I went through their corp and alliance memberlists until I found the prettiest pilot I could find, and then demanded her as my ransom. I gave them the night to think it over, in the morning I expected the pilot to drop corp in readiness to join mine and leave with me, or the killings would continue.



I think I might just love you a little bit.. or fear you... same thing pretty much anyway.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#12 - 2014-06-25 13:14:05 UTC
Ronald Jeremiah wrote:
I think I might just love you a little bit.. or fear you... same thing pretty much anyway.

Well thank you, that's very flattering. Oops

Feel free to tell all your friends over at the Republic University that they can catch the full, unadulterated version of "Pound of Flesh" in an upcoming blog.

Anyway there's nothing scary about me, I welp T3s into faction police and pos towers. In fact that memory only popped into my head when I noticed how attractive the OP is. I'd like to help her find the lost hole.

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Meytal
Doomheim
#13 - 2014-06-25 13:33:02 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
So anyway, the next day they actually agreed.

The pilot in question was online while I sat in a morning convo with their CEO, waiting until the very last minute before they went through with dropping corp before I stopped them ... and explained I was only kidding. The pilot could stay in their corp, they could have the customs offices for free, and my girls and I would leave system and go home.

Op success. Blink

Man, I thought some of our guys were bad.

Thanks for the chuckle :)
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#14 - 2014-06-25 13:42:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Erica Dusette
Meytal wrote:
Man, I thought some of our guys were bad.

I've heard those guys over at the School Of Applied Knowledge know how to put a party on after hours, so to speak.

It's not like the Science & Trade Institute never let their hair down either, you know. I just didn't like school. Would have much preferred to attend the State War Academy, it sounds so much cooler, no?

In anycase, thank you! I'm humbled at all this positive feedback coming from New Eden's academic circles.

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HerrBert
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2014-06-25 15:35:03 UTC  |  Edited by: HerrBert
Erica Dusette wrote:
HerrBert wrote:
[quote=Erica Dusette]




Anyway, an example ...


...



* I get it now Bronya*

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Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
#16 - 2014-06-25 18:57:58 UTC
Well this thread went places.

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#17 - 2014-06-25 19:06:02 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Meytal wrote:
Man, I thought some of our guys were bad.

I've heard those guys over at the School Of Applied Knowledge know how to put a party on after hours, so to speak.

It's not like the Science & Trade Institute never let their hair down either, you know. I just didn't like school. Would have much preferred to attend the State War Academy, it sounds so much cooler, no?

In anycase, thank you! I'm humbled at all this positive feedback coming from New Eden's academic circles.


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Saisin
Chao3's Rogue Operatives Corp
#18 - 2014-06-25 19:56:19 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:

It's not like the Science & Trade Institute never let their hair down either, you know. I just didn't like school. Would have much preferred to attend the State War Academy, it sounds so much cooler, no?

You should have, and yes, it is way cooler!
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Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#19 - 2014-06-26 02:22:08 UTC
HerrBert wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Hello there.

I enjoy helping people like you out, but the aquisition of wealth or assets means nothing to me. So unlike the others I'm not interested in any amount of ISK that's potentially on offer. With that in mind, what else could you offer a person like me should I stumble across your hole by Bob's good graces?


Dinner at the Sun
Walks around the Pocos
A ring, two words and eternity


I DO!!!
Wait, what?

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Candi LeMew
Division 13
#20 - 2014-06-26 03:02:20 UTC
Kalel Nimrott wrote:
HerrBert wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Hello there.

I enjoy helping people like you out, but the aquisition of wealth or assets means nothing to me. So unlike the others I'm not interested in any amount of ISK that's potentially on offer. With that in mind, what else could you offer a person like me should I stumble across your hole by Bob's good graces?


Dinner at the Sun
Walks around the Pocos
A ring, two words and eternity


I DO!!!
Wait, what?

Wow you guys, congrats and good luck!

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