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"American,.... Gets Stuck in Giant German...." Ah,... you know. :D
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Ian Morbius
Potomac Greeting Card Company
#1 - 2014-06-23 18:31:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Ian Morbius
You just can't make this stuff up. Big smile

American Study-Abroad Bro Gets Stuck in Giant German Vagina

Wait a minute. You sure this isn't The Onion.
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-06-23 18:48:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Ila Dace
Ian Morbius wrote:
You just can't make this stuff up. Big smile

American Study-Abroad Bro Gets Stuck in Giant German Vagina

Wait a minute. You sure this isn't The Onion.

Errm... You mean The Onion? Or were you comparing the quality of the write-up to a student newspaper in Chicago?

Edit: heh... corrected before my post.

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Ian Morbius
Potomac Greeting Card Company
#3 - 2014-06-23 18:53:03 UTC
Ila Dace wrote:
Ian Morbius wrote:
You just can't make this stuff up. Big smile

American Study-Abroad Bro Gets Stuck in Giant German Vagina

Wait a minute. You sure this isn't The Onion.

Errm... You mean The Onion? Or were you comparing the quality of the write-up to a student newspaper in Chicago?

Edit: heh... corrected before my post.


Thanks. Made a mistake. Posted the college paper The Orion. Which oddly turned out to be funny too. ;)
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#4 - 2014-06-23 20:59:33 UTC
Reminds me of the UN speech in Team America: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32iCWzpDpKs (NSFW)

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#5 - 2014-06-23 21:09:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Reminds me of the UN speech in Team America: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32iCWzpDpKs (NSFW)
Hah I remember that, funny as hell.

Slightly off topic, and not quite as funny but just as merciless in poking fun at a certain nation is the democracy speech from The Dictator

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Doreen Kaundur
#6 - 2014-06-24 15:23:14 UTC
This is fitting for this topic.

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#7 - 2014-06-24 16:54:12 UTC
Wait, don't move until your American attorney can get there! We have to sue the sculptor, the city, his friends who dared him, and all 22 rescue workers!
Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
#8 - 2014-06-25 11:46:35 UTC
Well, it´s a good thing that happened in Europe so that guy won´t be arrested for terrorism.

Or outright shot.

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Malaclypse Muscaria
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2014-06-25 12:50:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Malaclypse Muscaria
Nerath Naaris wrote:
Well, it´s a good thing that happened in Europe so that guy won´t be arrested for terrorism.

Or outright shot.


I live in Europe, but I wish we had here something like the Castle Doctrine.

Yes, every once in a while - as in pretty rarely - you do hear about some innocent dude deciding to enter some other dude's house in the middle of the night for no apparent good reason and getting shot in the face for his efforts, as in that news piece.

That's unfortunate - but I do hear much more often about some bad dudes breaking into people's inhabited homes with the purpose of robbing them, and persuade them to open safes / hidden valuables stashes with beatings, torture, rape and other whatnots.

Regardless of what the law in Europe says, the way I see things is that if you break into my house in the middle of the night you have voluntarily reliquinshed *all* your rights, and I should be able to properly defend / prevent bad things from happening to myself and my family.
Victoria Shi
Perkone
Caldari State
#10 - 2014-06-25 15:35:56 UTC
'Merica!

Is it bad that I'm an American yet I love reading about how stupid we are?
Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
#11 - 2014-06-25 16:13:36 UTC
Malaclypse Muscaria wrote:

I live in Europe, but I wish we had here something like the Castle Doctrine.

Yes, every once in a while - as in pretty rarely - you do hear about some innocent dude deciding to enter some other dude's house in the middle of the night for no apparent good reason and getting shot in the face for his efforts, as in that news piece.

That's unfortunate - but I do hear much more often about some bad dudes breaking into people's inhabited homes with the purpose of robbing them, and persuade them to open safes / hidden valuables stashes with beatings, torture, rape and other whatnots.

Regardless of what the law in Europe says, the way I see things is that if you break into my house in the middle of the night you have voluntarily reliquinshed *all* your rights, and I should be able to properly defend / prevent bad things from happening to myself and my family.


Or return all non-Europeans back to where they came from.
That would likely be more effective.

As it is, without some mayor change in politics one should prepare for civil war in a couple of years. Just look at southern Sweden or southern France....

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Je suis Berlin // Fort Lauderdale // London // St. Petersburg // Stockholm

Je suis [?]
Malaclypse Muscaria
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2014-06-26 17:52:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Malaclypse Muscaria
Nerath Naaris wrote:
Malaclypse Muscaria wrote:

I live in Europe, but I wish we had here something like the Castle Doctrine.

Yes, every once in a while - as in pretty rarely - you do hear about some innocent dude deciding to enter some other dude's house in the middle of the night for no apparent good reason and getting shot in the face for his efforts, as in that news piece.

That's unfortunate - but I do hear much more often about some bad dudes breaking into people's inhabited homes with the purpose of robbing them, and persuade them to open safes / hidden valuables stashes with beatings, torture, rape and other whatnots.

Regardless of what the law in Europe says, the way I see things is that if you break into my house in the middle of the night you have voluntarily reliquinshed *all* your rights, and I should be able to properly defend / prevent bad things from happening to myself and my family.


Or return all non-Europeans back to where they came from.
That would likely be more effective.

As it is, without some mayor change in politics one should prepare for civil war in a couple of years. Just look at southern Sweden or southern France....


Damn... my partner is a recent Chinese immigrant. I should set up a cam to make sure she's not sneaking out of our bed at nights and go burglarize, torture and rape other peoples' homes. Who knows what sort of wretched vileness lies underneath that innocent - but decidedly non white European - outside demeanor.


EDIT: actually, when I wrote the above comment, I was having in mind a string of such cases involving a violent gang of Eastern Europeans.
Ranzabar
Doomheim
#13 - 2014-06-28 00:53:23 UTC
Victoria Shi wrote:
'Merica!

Is it bad that I'm an American yet I love reading about how stupid we are?


Kinda of

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Adunh Slavy
#14 - 2014-06-29 02:38:40 UTC
Victoria Shi wrote:
'Merica!

Is it bad that I'm an American yet I love reading about how stupid we are?



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