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"Pets"

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Adira Nictor
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#41 - 2014-06-20 23:34:20 UTC
The only pets I carry are prostitutes.
Victoria Shi
Perkone
Caldari State
#42 - 2014-06-24 20:44:50 UTC
Inxentas Ultramar wrote:
There is going to be a day where I load all my corpses in a Battleship and set course to Goons capitol to generate a hilarious lossmail somewhere along the way. Lol


I can't stop laughing Lol
Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
#43 - 2014-06-24 21:05:38 UTC
I have pet Warrior IIs.

Star Jump Drive A new way to traverse the galaxy.

I invented Tiericide

Arkady Romanov
Whole Squid
#44 - 2014-06-24 21:21:41 UTC
According to Gevlon Goblin, every member of the CFC who isn't in GoonWaffe is my pet.

Whole Squid: Get Inked.

Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#45 - 2014-06-24 21:24:54 UTC
I always have a Janitor in my Taloses. Dunno why.

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik

Kitty Bear
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#46 - 2014-06-25 02:20:09 UTC
does chribba have a pet veldspar rock ??

Garandras
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#47 - 2014-06-25 02:21:21 UTC
I'm still awaiting the day I get a limited edition pet rock from SomerBlink
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#48 - 2014-06-25 02:39:12 UTC
I had a pet... until yesterday. Straight

He was pretty much one of the only things to survive my wreck and by far the most valuable loot drop that could have come from it. Cry

I hope he is treated well by his new owner and brings to them as much joy as he brought to me. Oops

I miss you Carlos!!!

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James

Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#49 - 2014-06-25 02:48:12 UTC
Candi LeMew wrote:
I had a pet... until yesterday. Straight

That fleet that hit you must have done something wrong.

The loot fairy is clearly a bit ticked off with them.
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#50 - 2014-06-25 03:10:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Candi LeMew
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Candi LeMew wrote:
I had a pet... until yesterday. Straight

That fleet that hit you must have done something wrong.

The loot fairy is clearly a bit ticked off with them.

Rather than punishing them I think Bob was being kind to me. Although they were bads.

It was us who hit them, Mr Artelius. Not once, but twice even, despite being out numbered 2-1.

Needless to say we were forced to bail both times, trapped in their hole we took the only available escape route which was a dozen jumps through nullsec in a slow n' heavy T3 fleet sir. Their fleet followed us and managed to catch our Armageddon on a gate. Miss Dani Dusette and I turned around and went back to help our friend who managed to escape as a result, along with Dani, but I remained behind as the fleet all wh*red onto me. I stood my ground resolute in the knowledge that my dear friends were safely warping away due to my sacrifice. So bad was that fleet that, frothing at the mouth and falling over one-another, they took so long to all wh*re onto my pod that I unplugged all of my implants.

So, other than a pricey killmail on paper, they got nothin' except my beloved Carlos. Big smile


..... Straight

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James

Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#51 - 2014-06-25 05:00:01 UTC
I always take my pet Hornet II's and my corp mate always brings his pet drones. Then we sit 10km away from each other and play drone pokèmon...

...


... Cool

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."

Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#52 - 2014-06-25 06:05:48 UTC
Kitty Bear wrote:
does chribba have a pet veldspar rock ??


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Serene Repose
#53 - 2014-06-25 11:12:28 UTC
I carry a homeless person with me always. I jettison him and orbit his container for those long, drawn out missile assaults. However, I'm very good at recovering him before I warp out. Still, I think it makes him just a bit....nervous.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.

Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#54 - 2014-06-25 11:15:06 UTC
I have 3 prostitutes for no reason.
De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#55 - 2014-06-25 13:13:02 UTC
Bagrat Skalski wrote:
I have 3 prostitutes for no reason.


Oh there are reasons, good sir, but we don't need to hear about your filthy graphic adventures.




I lied. We do.

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.

Ka'Narlist
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#56 - 2014-06-25 13:35:15 UTC
I hear goons allways have some pets around P
Nolak Ataru
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#57 - 2014-06-25 14:18:42 UTC
Usually I fill a small secure container with Exotic Dancers, then I post two Marines outside.....

One day they managed to get inside the container...
Victoria Shi
Perkone
Caldari State
#58 - 2014-06-25 14:56:18 UTC
Lugia3 wrote:
I always have a Janitor in my Taloses. Dunno why.


Cleanliness is next to Godliness Blink
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#59 - 2014-06-25 15:11:06 UTC
Actually I think it's next to Clay Pidgeon... but I'm not 100% on that.
I'm not allowed by law to have pets. Or plants for that matter... but I do have cats, they are not pets, they are my furry masters.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.

Mara Villoso
Long Jump.
#60 - 2014-06-25 15:26:53 UTC
I always fly with a slaver hound.